stuart! @stuartfdrake.bsky.social · 19/08/2026somebody threw a bunch of burned/melted (???) 35mm slides in the bin so of course it was imperative i dig through their trash to rescue this undamaged one 030
stuart! @stuartfdrake.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Here's a piece of writing I started a few years ago, which I shelved for being a bit silly & dramatic. Unfortunately the world kept moving, & it now feels like I wasn’t being silly & dramatic enough. I hope you enjoy it, get something out of it, or at least scroll past it quickly. 142
stuart! @stuartfdrake.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Next time the should book a whole resort for the apes. 100
stuart! @stuartfdrake.bsky.social · 23/11/2024doesn't instill much confidence in your organisation's attention to detail when you don't even know which country you're advertising for work in 000
stuart! @stuartfdrake.bsky.social · 20/11/2024applying for a job as a Cum Manager. i've been practicing all my life 070
stuart! @stuartfdrake.bsky.social · 18/11/2024a big sad thing that's happened quite recently is that basically every wikipedia article for every small film production company or studio ends with something like this 130
stuart! @stuartfdrake.bsky.social · 12/10/2024you can accomplish incredible things by steadfastly ignoring a company's emails 030
stuart! @stuartfdrake.bsky.social · 24/09/2024making a conscious effort to be normal and feel real so i had an outing to the arcade and saw this 020
stuart! @stuartfdrake.bsky.social · 27/06/2024Rescued another projector from certain doom! the sturdiest/best kept super 8 that I’ve had so far! 120
stuart! @stuartfdrake.bsky.social · 04/03/2024saw blink-182 and somehow ended up with these crazy cool behind-stage seats where i could see travis barker and kourtney kardashian make out before the encore. god is good 130
stuart! @stuartfdrake.bsky.social · 05/12/2023heaven in a can is what creaming soda tastes like cheers m8s 110
stuart! @stuartfdrake.bsky.social · 07/11/2023pictured: @jsfine.bsky.social and i fighting off the dread and attending a social event 040
stuart! @stuartfdrake.bsky.social · 19/10/2023another banger TNG episode tonight, in which among other things data and worf use the ship's computer to shop for a nice wedding gift, we see data's cat, and it's revealed that doctor beverly crusher used to be a professional tap dancer 050
stuart! @stuartfdrake.bsky.social · 10/10/2023whakatāne airport looks like this and the gate staff are the ones flying the plane half the time <3 <3 130
stuart! @stuartfdrake.bsky.social · 09/10/2023all this before the opening credits. star trek TNG is unmatched 0112
stuart! @stuartfdrake.bsky.social · 30/08/2023years ago, i was an angry young man; i’d pretend that i was a billboard. standing tall by the side of the road, i fell in love with a beautiful highway. 000
stuart! @stuartfdrake.bsky.social · 28/07/2023standing tall by the side of the road, i fell in love with a beautiful highway 010
stuart! @stuartfdrake.bsky.social · 24/07/2023i don't know what any of this shit is, and i'm fucking scared 050
