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@jmbrnt.online
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james @jmbrnt.online · 2h
man i love picking herbs in The Witcher 3: Herb Hunt (Remastered)
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james @jmbrnt.online · 9h
Calibre, the e-reader management software now comes with some slop
A "Create your own adventure" writing game -- interactive storytelling with an AI managing the world you create
This is a little different from the usual run of calibre features. It started out as a way to test the AI backends in calibre but turned into something fun to use. As always with AI features its completely optional and not even loaded unless you explicitly run it. Go to Preferences->Toolbars & menus and add the "Create your own Adventure" to the main toolbar to use it
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james @jmbrnt.online · 29/09/2026
I’ve never been asked to participate in a political poll so why should I believe them
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james @jmbrnt.online · 28/09/2026
Annoying myself by talking like a TikTok chef when making the kids breakfast Alright guys today we’re making cornflakes. First thing we’re going down with a layer of Kelloggs cornflakes to build a base then we’re ab-so-lutely drenching these bad boys in fresh, full fat milk from New Zealand cows
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james @jmbrnt.online · 28/09/2026
The new train rocks
Some cool people in the k road subway
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james @jmbrnt.online · 28/09/2026
yesterday a cute couple was sitting behind me at a cafe and while their PDA was tolerable it was absolutely rank to see them start popping blackheads on each others faces. covid generation should be in prison i am sorry
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james @jmbrnt.online · 28/09/2026
builders love the little saw that goes neeeeeeeeeeeyyrrrrrrr
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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 15/07/2023
everyone's talking about some guy. who cares.
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Marcus @utf9k.net · 27/09/2026
Labour sent out an email about 10 minutes with this handwritten letter from Chris Hipkins saying he has "just come off the stage" The image metadata (which wasn't removed) shows a Sony ILCE-7CM2 took that photo at 1:45pm so a bit before the 3pm campaign launch actually kicked off 😄
A screenshot of an email with the subject line "A personal request - and a note to say thank you"

The letter says "Kia Ora I've just come off the stage at our campaign launch and wanted to thank you. Your support could be the difference between winning and losing. If you can I'd really appreciate it if you can click the buttons below and contribute"
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james @jmbrnt.online · 25/09/2026
I was interviewing for a us based company and the interviewer said “oh feel free to go grab a beverage” and I was like nah I’m all set and closed the zoom call
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james @jmbrnt.online · 25/09/2026
Is there such thing as an EV without a 24” touchscreen imax experience Android against your will type setup?
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james @jmbrnt.online · 24/09/2026
Happy 5:34am to all iPhone users who needed to wake up at 5:34am last week but Apple doesn’t have a one off alarm function for some reason
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james @jmbrnt.online · 23/09/2026
would kill for a chicken brie cranbo grilled panini and a way too milky flat white rn
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james @jmbrnt.online · 23/09/2026
Anyone able to generate a 19hz standing wave for me real quick
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james @jmbrnt.online · 23/09/2026
hmm what's the good isp again www.rnz.co.nz/news/pacific...
rnz.co.nz
'Damaging stereotype' of Pasifika in AI-generated Voyager ad
An advertisement by Voyager Broadband that depicts two brown men attacking a Pākehā counterpart after their internet lags out while watching a UFC match has been criticised as 'lacking cultural due di...
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james @jmbrnt.online · 23/09/2026
I’m a nz taxpayer and today I find out we have a union? Hot dog!
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james @jmbrnt.online · 23/09/2026
Doing my best to not expose myself as a poor to my rich cousins
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Mondo Amelia @amamelia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just scrolled thru four years of my old tweets to find this
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james @jmbrnt.online · 22/09/2026
You really can’t beat the money bird
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merritt @merrittk.com · 22/09/2026
"next time, log in with your face or fingerprint!" fuck you. log in with my foot up your ass
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james @jmbrnt.online · 21/09/2026
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
Some 100% cacao choccie from Ocho that is buzzing me out
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james @jmbrnt.online · 21/09/2026
robins (regular style) are the coolest garden birds, gotta get these little nugs onto the mainland asap
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james @jmbrnt.online · 21/09/2026
Jimmy Wales irritating and incessant emails sucked me off?? Donate to wikipedia now
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james @jmbrnt.online · 21/09/2026
bad news for my haters: i got a stihl chainsaw (on special) and was entered into not one, but two (2) prize giveaways as a result
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james @jmbrnt.online · 20/09/2026
Up at 4:45am learning about Dei Hamo. I always thought he was an out of the blue one hit wonder kind of guy. Wrong!
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james @jmbrnt.online · 20/09/2026
if they get the lung cancer mRNA vaccine sorted I'm going to be blastin cigs like it's 2006 baybeee
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james @jmbrnt.online · 20/09/2026
has anyone been in one of those Ockham appartments in auckland? do they rock
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james @jmbrnt.online · 20/09/2026
eden park sux
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james @jmbrnt.online · 20/09/2026
The wahs, up.
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james @jmbrnt.online · 19/09/2026
Lizzy McAlpine got Stella Lefty'd over a Nick Drake soundalike on her new album
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james @jmbrnt.online · 19/09/2026
I went to a quiz last night (a fundraiser) and there was an option to pay up to $4 per round to get 2 answers marked right and I’ve never been more mad
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james @jmbrnt.online · 19/09/2026
Good lord the Taniwha are doing it large this year
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james @jmbrnt.online · 18/09/2026
Named dawwww pussspusss
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james @jmbrnt.online · 18/09/2026
Phil Collins is in Hook (1991) lol Phil Collins owns
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james @jmbrnt.online · 17/09/2026
lewis capaldi has a huge opportunity here
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james @jmbrnt.online · 16/09/2026
what interpreting the "fuck shed" taught me about b2b sales
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james @jmbrnt.online · 16/09/2026
huge L for 2013 twitter meanies (including me): macklemore is cool
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james @jmbrnt.online · 16/09/2026
Macklemore is no longer playing support slots for Norway’s sovereign wealth fund
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james @jmbrnt.online · 16/09/2026
PAT tests are no longer done with those fun worksheets where you had to fill in all the little ovals for your name/answers etc? bullshit world
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james @jmbrnt.online · 16/09/2026
big day for opening acts
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james @jmbrnt.online · 26/08/2026
the new lex walton ep rips IMO youthagainstsatan.bandcamp.com/album/ultima...
youthagainstsatan.bandcamp.com
ULTIMATE LOVE FOREVER, by Lex Walton
7 track album
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james @jmbrnt.online · 16/09/2026
it's the summer of macklemore
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james @jmbrnt.online · 15/09/2026
Ohhh when people say “fits” they mean outfits!!! I’m 40
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james @jmbrnt.online · 15/09/2026
i hate 2fa just let me roll the dice who cares
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james @jmbrnt.online · 15/09/2026
hope everyone enjoys seeing Radiohead at Afterpay Arena
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james @jmbrnt.online · 14/09/2026
You’re telling me Ed Sheeran sucks? The dreadful songs guy?
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james @jmbrnt.online · 14/09/2026
Bad news for my haters: I remembered to brine a chicken a full 24 hours ahead of time
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james @jmbrnt.online · 14/09/2026
Buying a house owns imo
My cool leaky pipes
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james @jmbrnt.online · 11/09/2026
The only stink thing about the city rail link is you step off the train into Auckland City Ha ha hey!
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james @jmbrnt.online · 11/09/2026
allow me to be among the first to say: fuckin yeeeeor
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