snowdrift_vending_solutions @jsfine.bsky.social · 02/01/2026i searched for the band I Am a Lake of Burning Orchids on apple music, and it triggered a suicide helpline warning i’ve never seen before 010
snowdrift_vending_solutions @jsfine.bsky.social · 24/12/2025just invented an aesthetic called “cinnamon goth”, how can i make money off this? 000
snowdrift_vending_solutions @jsfine.bsky.social · 17/06/2025addison rae opened a portal in iceland and is ushering demons in through here 000
snowdrift_vending_solutions @jsfine.bsky.social · 13/06/2025i hate the word girly as it as used to say Hey girlies! ..and it makes me so revolted that i want to be non-binary to avoid being called that again 010
snowdrift_vending_solutions @jsfine.bsky.social · 24/05/2025heating cola DOES make it lose fizziness 000
snowdrift_vending_solutions @jsfine.bsky.social · 24/05/2025you don’t know what goes on between two people. or one person and their fear 010
snowdrift_vending_solutions @jsfine.bsky.social · 06/05/2025some ppl have religious experiences and never eat meat again.. some pol have religious experiences gnawing chicken legs clean until they look like dinosaur bones 010
snowdrift_vending_solutions @jsfine.bsky.social · 06/05/2025my phone heated up and crashed while scrolling through met gala looks.. i’m not permitted to even observe 010
snowdrift_vending_solutions @jsfine.bsky.social · 28/04/2025the lights of the colon care centre are shining bright tonight in morningside 020
snowdrift_vending_solutions @jsfine.bsky.social · 18/04/2025humpty dumpty was an egg sac. when he fell off the wall and broke, the hundreds of smaller humpty dumpty eggs inside him spawned and escaped.. 021
snowdrift_vending_solutions @jsfine.bsky.social · 07/04/2025idk who terry is, but his chcolae orange 000
snowdrift_vending_solutions @jsfine.bsky.social · 07/04/2025i’m a simpleton but it’s okay because i’ve managed to provide for myself and devote time to hobbies 120
snowdrift_vending_solutions @jsfine.bsky.social · 06/04/2025in the past week i’ve seen several pairs of adult twins hanging out and dressed alike . what does it mean, are they embracing their twinness more now 010
snowdrift_vending_solutions @jsfine.bsky.social · 05/04/2025swarms of midges outside the ear health clinic blocking the entrance 020
snowdrift_vending_solutions @jsfine.bsky.social · 12/03/2025if i had a character outfit it would be something like this 000
snowdrift_vending_solutions @jsfine.bsky.social · 10/03/2025not enough people are standing in the middle of roundabouts shrieking 021
snowdrift_vending_solutions @jsfine.bsky.social · 26/02/2025there are 13 walls in my house. when a pipe bursts the water seeps out of the floor in unexpected places. i stand on a stool to cook, otherwise the stove would be at eye level 020
snowdrift_vending_solutions @jsfine.bsky.social · 25/02/2025spraying perfume on the back of my neck like a cat getting a flea treatment 020
snowdrift_vending_solutions @jsfine.bsky.social · 23/02/2025some antidepressants that act on norepinephrine increase dream recall, which makes sense bc i barely remember dreams since coming off them ~3 years ago :/ 000
snowdrift_vending_solutions @jsfine.bsky.social · 01/02/2025kinsel, kemble, kirres, kirste… so close to finding it 120
snowdrift_vending_solutions @jsfine.bsky.social · 17/12/2024someone working at the organic store gagged while weighing my oyster mushrooms and said she couldn’t handle the smell. they smell faintly earthy and good to me… i must have chemistry with the mushrooms 000
snowdrift_vending_solutions @jsfine.bsky.social · 29/10/2024lived long enough to start reading swann’s way 010
snowdrift_vending_solutions @jsfine.bsky.social · 14/10/2024i have to touch base with Algebra Suicide every few months or else suffer memory gulfs and lack of purpose 000
snowdrift_vending_solutions @jsfine.bsky.social · 24/09/2024one night’s sleep without work the next day and the fever dreams resumed? daniel radcliffe was a lawyer who sued Shien and made them bankrupt through climate reparations… someone found him relaxing on a beach and killed him by swinging an axe into his butt 110
snowdrift_vending_solutions @jsfine.bsky.social · 19/09/2024i’m not on autopilot! with 100% free will i let my visions take control 010
snowdrift_vending_solutions @jsfine.bsky.social · 16/07/2024how cold my concrete floor is w/o a rug is preferable and actually prepares me so well for the endless chill of the grave 020
snowdrift_vending_solutions @jsfine.bsky.social · 09/05/2024you can’t prove that you unknowingly course corrected away from a tragedy today and ended up in the correct time stream where you’re still alive. savour it 000
snowdrift_vending_solutions @jsfine.bsky.social · 19/04/2024wish i could watch dramatic reanactments of all of your posts as well as reading them as tweets 010
snowdrift_vending_solutions @jsfine.bsky.social · 19/03/2024they even extract value from our crinoline “insistence on truth" 000
snowdrift_vending_solutions @jsfine.bsky.social · 19/03/2024free cool idea: name your son ‘greeb’ 010
snowdrift_vending_solutions @jsfine.bsky.social · 19/03/2024not many people on here huh. someone tweeted that the next social media will look like wikipedia pages but for everybody, and i think she’s a prophet. 100
snowdrift_vending_solutions @jsfine.bsky.social · 18/03/2024i can see into [global chocolate company] building from my workplace, and a group of people are watching a powerpoint about assessing people’s weight. it’s 8pm, evil never clocks off 100
snowdrift_vending_solutions @jsfine.bsky.social · 18/03/2024please help me manifest this sleep-out… even though i am already lucky beyond chance and reason ! 000
snowdrift_vending_solutions @jsfine.bsky.social · 18/03/2024so deeply don’t want to be in parnell village rn but it’s too early to go into work early. and i just saw Salmon Heaven closed down forever 110
snowdrift_vending_solutions @jsfine.bsky.social · 04/03/2024you ever see the same handful of strangers in different places around the city on one day, like you’re on a temporary parallel, but after that they’re hidden from your view forever 000
snowdrift_vending_solutions @jsfine.bsky.social · 04/03/2024the form will reveal itself, you just have to let your attention unfold it fully 000
snowdrift_vending_solutions @jsfine.bsky.social · 29/02/2024the best popcorn flavour is crumbled up migraine medication 020
snowdrift_vending_solutions @jsfine.bsky.social · 19/02/2024just realised that any job you can do shirtless is probably a lucrative and rewarding job. this includes wfh software devs and inner city truck drivers in summer 000
snowdrift_vending_solutions @jsfine.bsky.social · 19/02/2024you would not believe how delicately i can drink this scalding hot miso soup that’s dripping all over me and my purchases on the go @ commercial bay 000
snowdrift_vending_solutions @jsfine.bsky.social · 01/02/2024wore head to toe beige to the office to crunch some unremarkable numbers and produce average stats 000
snowdrift_vending_solutions @jsfine.bsky.social · 22/01/2024read it as desert island dick every time 000
snowdrift_vending_solutions @jsfine.bsky.social · 21/01/2024thinking back in anger about table 22, whose bill was $222. i told them about this, but they still ruined it by leaving a $20 tip 000
snowdrift_vending_solutions @jsfine.bsky.social · 12/01/2024farfelle is such a queer pasta. 100s of bowties lying on top of each other 000
snowdrift_vending_solutions @jsfine.bsky.social · 09/01/2024wearing a perfume sample that smells like lime milkshake / vanilla ice cream / watermelon starburst lollipops 110
snowdrift_vending_solutions @jsfine.bsky.social · 08/01/2024hate myself for noticing everything that has the potential to hurt. isn’t keeping me safe in the slightest 000
snowdrift_vending_solutions @jsfine.bsky.social · 08/01/2024just found some metamucil sachets and RAT tests in a neighbourhood library box 010
