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American Homer Story

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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dimmu Burger Is this anything?
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Kirby: The Truman Show
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
No thoughts on the ocarina of time remake. Because it’s designed to be something you don’t have thoughts about.
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Trapped on an older version of .Net at work. Nothing feels stupider than having to write any entire comparer class for the linq Distinct method instead of a lambda expression.
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
so how long do we give Andy Burnham? 6 months?
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
at this point, Gaming is effectively a dead endeavor. It doesn't feel like it yet because there are still projects in the pipeline, and people are still able to cling to existing hardware purchases to play those projects. At some point the hardware will fail and replacement costs will be prohibitive
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Dancing Skeletons Animation
ALT: Dancing Skeletons Animation
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
There is an ahistorical meme going around the grindset-idiot internet that says something like "yes boomers had cheaper houses, but the never went on vacation, ate at restaurants, or bought anything, so there." I guess this must work on Zoomers, but the rest of us grew up in their houses...
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I think we, as a people, need to decide we're done with the word "epic".
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
More like Bummer Games Fest
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Rob Zacny @robzacny.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Fully vouch for Izzy here who is one of our smartest and funniest community members who consistently surprises you with unexpected areas of expertise. I do suspect having sexy pictures of Gex as your top sheet before your cover letter is at best a neutral influence on callback decisions.
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Just upgraded to a 1440p monitor after using 1080p forever... Why didn't someone tell me games looked this much better?
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
It will never stop being weird that Zuckerberg and Musk, the poster children for 21st century Capitalism, are also the best examples you could imagine for wresting the investment function away from the private sector entirely.
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I have now used ai prompts to implement 2 features at work and it feels disgusting
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Everyone should know where their boss lives…
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
media.tenor.com
a cartoon of a man holding a microphone in front of a crowd
ALT: a cartoon of a man holding a microphone in front of a crowd
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I'm slightly tipsy so I'm just gonna say if any of you fucks out there with disposable income are staying in hotels or still ordering door dash at this particular moment in time you better be tipping with $50 bills
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
The sleep of beavis breeds buttheads.
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
media.tenor.com
a man wearing a chicago bears jersey and a hat is sitting at a table in a bar .
ALT: a man wearing a chicago bears jersey and a hat is sitting at a table in a bar .
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
@robzacny.bsky.social Re: your recent discussion of the isuzu fire truck being right hand drive and manual. As someone who took a trip to Ireland once where I had to learn very quickly how to shift with my left hand let me tell you it's nothing to worry about. I got used to it in a couple minutes.
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
lmao this country is screwed
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
There is no survivAl for American democracy without repeal of the patriot act.
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I really don't care anymore. The only thing I want out of the next Democratic President is revenge. On the administration. On Ice. On Maga. On the Neocons.
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
I hope we one day resurrect Dinosaurs so Dave Ramsey has the opportunity to be devoured by one.
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Ok let's advance the discourse once and for all. Making services or products "rights" or "free" does not actually mean free. It means we're going to pay for them a different way. So let's start our disagreements there, and stop wasting each other's time.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 24/12/2024
The orc from Return of the King saying “The age of men is over. Now the Jingle Hop has begun.” He is wearing a Santa hat
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
We literally aren't going to be able to fix the economy until all of the baby boomers and not a few gen xers are dead
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Homer in hell. Satan, preparing to force-feed Homer donuts for all of eternity, says

So, you like baseball, eh? Well, we have all the baseball in the world!
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
So we really are going to drive the American healthcare system into the wall at 90mph huh?
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Civilization can’t survive billionaires
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Anyone remember NFTs?
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
BallxPit: *smashing through the wall* TIME TO LEVEL UP Me: again, but I was just going to play for a while and- BallxPit: *draws revolver*
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Nowhere near ready to be hearing anything about something called a "Playstation 6"
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
So apparently maga people are using to Sora to flood the web with fake videos of anti ice protesters attacking cops. Talk to your Boomers, people. Their brains aren’t developed enough to know what they’re seeing…
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
I don't think the Video Game powers that be understand how ready I am to bail on Consoles or AAA entirely. Like fuuuuuuucking try me.
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
lmao rug roh rorge
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
They’re playing the donkey Kong country water level music in this waiting room rn…
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Alan Wake 2 is still fantastic
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Do Brian Kilneade next
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
The FBI fired literally everybody who knew how to work a case. They can't even get this guy for their bro. What chance in hell do they have of enforcing the law for normal people?
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
TRUMP'S FBI LITERALLY CANNOT ENFORCE THE LAW
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
THE FBI IS MAKING SURE WE ALL KNOW HIS CLOTHES LIKE HE CAN'T CHANGE THEM
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Hmmm.... uk.news.yahoo.com/fact-check-c...
uk.news.yahoo.com
Fact Check: Charlie Kirk once said empathy was 'made-up, new age term'
The authentic quote from the CEO and co-founder of Turning Point USA circulated online following his fatal shooting on Sept. 10, 2025.
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
I don't think I need to hear from any Democratic Presidential hopefuls who don't have a 5 point plan to punish red-states for 4 to 8 years. I don't care about anything else at this point. Make them serfs. idgaf.
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 30/08/2025
when you die on the white house toilet you die in real life
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Repost to delay Silksong
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
wild www.youtube.com/watch?v=86nh...
youtube.com
YouTube Is Using AI to Alter Content (and not telling us)
YouTube video by Rhett Shull
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
I never liked System of a Down but never had the language to express why. Now in 2025 it occurs to me that their music is exactly like something GPT-1 would have produced if you fed it all the 90s metal that came before it.
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