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American Homer Story

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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 13h
Get up stand up. Ghost wife end your life.
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Though if you own an MG that might be the appeal…
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You take your life in your hands getting underneath a car on HF jack stands…
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Uh… how does the AI watch the games?
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Seems legit.
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That’ll teach those yanks to fuck with our oil…
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I remember terrible thunder lizards
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
These ad-bots are getting fuckin specific.
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is a “horses kneeling to Mecca” level troll
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Command and Conquer is back? new Kane looks like shit.
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Then he turns to the camera and goes “Eeeeeeewwwwwww….”
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That part where Ernest performs a blood eagle on Vern was insane.
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ok, but are we imagining for a second that a democratic administration would somehow prevent these reductions?
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have been watching old iron chef episodes the last three days and a fun activity is to google the guest judges and see how many of them are dead now
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is on point. The point of a programmer is not to produce code as quickly as possible. It’s to give a fuck if it works well, and to understand it in case it doesn’t.
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Why fuck isn't the singer camel smoking?" - some ad executive, probably
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dimmu Burger Is this anything?
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've never been more sure that they're trying to sell xbox
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Good luck selling me. $1000 console that still has ants that!
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Glad she was able to get past all that unpleasantness and really focus on herself.
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
... is this an argument for the controller?
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Now I have to know what it was
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There is a pattern of self styled men’s fashion influencers lamenting that people don’t dress like adults anymore, and when you look up what they mean, they’re talking about dressing like a dandy from the 20s.
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Found the secret of twink pregnancy
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Monty Pythonesque wigs and falsetto were so unconvincing
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ezra is a Theo Von level intellect that’s learned to ape Ivy League mannerisms
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He’s been standing in the mirror for months trying to get his “That sucks…” down
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I would buy one but I have no idea which sku you need to actually do this
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Feasting on the Blood of the Insane by Six Feet Under.
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
4 easy payments of 79.95
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Companion: doctor, how are we going to guess the game masters riddle? Doctor, dislocating the games masters forearm and lodging it in his eye socket: “What?”
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What we talking bout? Heavy arms? Tallgeese?
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Are we still calling Nate a guru?
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Assumed it’s so the trees don’t hear but yeah
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You’re still in this game? Is this the longest blight club yet?
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Out of curiosity I looked is discography on tidal, and all his album cover look like iOS icons. I feel like listening to this should count as failing a VK test.
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
As usual, the only one who truly doesn’t need the money is the only one with no guts
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“One need friends on the other side, they can be cruel” he added, voice changing.
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Been trying to parse this for minutes…
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
god, look at those vacant eyes...
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
They playing basketball now?
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Agent Smith and Fantasy Wanderer
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Happy CIA Christmas
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
He also can’t tell that “posts”, “working papers”, and “popular books” do not strong citations make
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Never been to lesswrong but I can already tell it exists for people with a cargo cult level grasp of intellectual humility. Like as long as you’re posting here, you can assert whatever wild nonsense you desire and people need to nod soberly.
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
We’re going to see the new uniform which includes a nightcap and gown stretched over the standard pads and helmet. Offsides called every 3 seconds for sleepwalking Still somehow win because Dylan McMahon keeps having night terrors at the snap.
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"Each lost life was equal." pretty sure this is antisemetism.
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Tight End for Tampa Bay Rays
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American Homer Story @stryker1.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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ALT: Man's Affirmative Nod
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