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Strocode

@strocode.bsky.social
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Tired anime dad. Mid 40s, AudHD Software Developer. I run Warhammer Crusade Campaigns!

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Strocode @strocode.bsky.social · 12h
Some days it just feels like the universe is trying to squash you like a bug.
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Strocode @strocode.bsky.social · 17h
Whatever shall we do, Master Guilliman?
Roboute Guilliman about to reenact revenge of the sith on some gretchin.
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Strocode @strocode.bsky.social · 18h
Well chat, I threw my back out, my kid is sick, my business coach cancelled, and I have no billable hours. It’s a Monday!
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Goh_billy @gohbilly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Attaching Marco from Metal Slug to my fan to bring out some Heavy Machine Gun action.
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Strocode @strocode.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Going to tackle math homework in a bit. Wish a father luck!
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Mr. Incredible: MATH IS MATH!
Alt: Mr. Incredible: MATH IS MATH!
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Strocode @strocode.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Of course Games Workshop made a their own parody cartoon. They just wanted one that didn’t open with femicide. Is that so wrong?
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Strocode @strocode.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Yard Work Simulator
Alt: Yard Work Simulator
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Strocode @strocode.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Survived Guildford Mall on a Wednesday Holiday. God Bless Loop Earplugs!
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Strocode @strocode.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Once again I am asking you to suplex that robot, astroboy
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Strocode @strocode.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can I just point out that tweets, skeets, and statuses are just the lowest form of social interaction? Like who is this for? Should I respond to any of them? I’ll takes direct text message over this any day.
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Strocode @strocode.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Some choice pics from the Warhammer Grand Tournament on Silverdale!
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Strocode @strocode.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you see this, repost with a Sentai team that is not Power Rangers or Super Sentai.
Silver hawks dvd cover
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Strocode @strocode.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Honestly, after the cannibal cereal pieces, maybe they’re just sticking to a tradition of ick here.
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Steve Schulze @sschulze.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Still makes me sad that we got so close to a Spielberg produced, animated Monkey Island movie
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JW Mason @jwmason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the master key to deciphering contemporary debates about free speech. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/se...
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Charles Pulliam-Moore @charlespulliam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Emma Frost x Miss Piggy comic has hit the internet and it's so, so, so much more magnificent than I ever could have hoped for
Emma Frost: "Emma Frost, darling. I'm a telepath. May I read your mind to ascertain if you're telling the truth?"

Miss Piggy: "But of course, darling I am an open book, a tell-all memoir."Emma Frost telepathically witnessing the entirety of Miss Piggy's life.Wolverine: "Frost? She legit?"
Emma Frost: "She's..She's... She's everything. And I would die for her."
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Strocode @strocode.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think I must have the most Dad taste in games in anime, not that it's a bad thing.
Final fantasy, Crystalis, Mega Man 3, Wing commander 2, Master of Orion 2, Heroes of Might and Magic 3, Starcraft, X-com, Warhammer 40k Dawn of warSpace battleship Yamato, Macross, Gundam 0083, Patlabor, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Akira, Ranma 1/2, Princess Mononoke, Project A-ko
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RALSEI.pk3 @steamedrice97.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I remember this one every now and then
Young Professor X Charles Xavier Elvis post
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Strocode @strocode.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
At some point, we married men need to start taking responsibility for our unwed brothers. Playboy should not be the first place you hear about bathing before leaving the house.
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Strocode @strocode.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I live in the age where ad tech companies can create a complete behavioral profile of me and then further extrapolate that through LLMs and AI agents. There is still no goddamn way I’m downloading Kingshot.
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TheDarkenedElf | Cosplayer @thedarkenedelf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Strocode @strocode.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’m starting to think neither of these factions are real. I withhold judgement until someone talks to me like this in person.
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BURG: Slider Gaiden BEYOND @digijeg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
lol damn
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Jen @ladyjenpool.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Adult friendship is just texting "I'm good life is kicking my ass how are you" over and over
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André @andrecomics.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My timeline today is all
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Link's 'Excuuuuse Me, Princess' Zelda
Alt: Link's 'Excuuuuse Me, Princess' Zelda
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Strocode @strocode.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Took the family to a Saturday morning cartoon marathon this weekend and ran across this little gem which is all the more important in this age of “AI” hype youtu.be/sllyEInE2MA?...
youtu.be
Schoolhouse Rock - Scooter Computer and Mr Chips - Hardware
YouTube video by 'Ammar ibn Hamath
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willow 🌈🏴🚩🏳️‍⚧️ @emilynix.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Labor Daybor
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Homestar Runner: Todaybor Day is Labor Day!
Alt: Homestar Runner: Todaybor Day is Labor Day!
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This little penguin chick falls asleep as soon as it feels safe and warm in its caretaker’s hand. Original post
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Strocode @strocode.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This game is impossible. You know he’s going to get fired for not maintaining eye contact.
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Strocode @strocode.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I don’t agree with saying things like this. Those books could be literature of the highest caliber and I still wouldn’t touch them again.
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Strocode @strocode.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It’s important to remember that bad movies, books, and games can be more inspiring than good ones and have a right to exist.
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
CANADIANS: RUIN THE FUCK OUT OF THIS ANTI-AI PETITION. this is an OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT PETITION and it needs you to verify an email and that's it. do this right now please. thaaaaanks.
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/09/2026
waking up every day since the election to find out “the guy who makes that thing you like believes in phrenology” is like getting wedgied out of bed for two years straight
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Strocode @strocode.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Got to watch out for those Grand Sponsors. They'll Hats Bite you!
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Strocode @strocode.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
You ever feel like Jira has it out for you personally?
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Strocode @strocode.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Just caught the new he-man movie. I know the franchise was never really good, but oof! That movie was rough. It's like everyone is trying to be Joss Whedon and we are all sick of Joss Whedon. And if you can't play anything straight, you're not allowed to parody!
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Gre-Gory's Haunted Library @garaujo1.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
HULK WILL SLEEP NOW, AND MAYBE WHEN HULK WAKES UP - -

-- EVERYTHING THAT HAS MADE HULK TIRED WILL BE CHANGED!
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spookyobscurae @tinyobscurae.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
they should make a craft that doesn’t require hunching like a disgusting goblin
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Strocode @strocode.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Letterboxd Friday looks like fun, but I’m worried about an impending milkshake duck from such a large platform.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Man stands at a grocery store self-checkout machine with his groceries. The screen on the self-check asks the customer “Got any fun plans for the weekend? tap yes or no.” It’s likely he will tap no
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Strocode @strocode.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
BC politics RN
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Luigi Wins in Mario Party Mini-Game
Alt: Luigi Wins in Mario Party Mini-Game by doing absolutely nothing
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SiLveRFoxXx @silv3rfoxxx.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Justin Ling @justinling.ca · 27/08/2026
Today's @xkcd.com
It's a stickman holding a hammer, lifting up his leg, and saying:

"Listen up, leg. I've been sending you rich, oxygenated blood for years, while you send me worthless used-up blood with no oxygen. Time to teach you a lesson about not ripping me off!"

It is captioned: tariffs
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⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 27/08/2026
I saved this as a personal reminder but it's seeming to resonate with people, so I'll share it with everyone. All of you beautiful, weird people: we got this. They showed us how. And we will do our best to make them proud. 🖤
I know it's hard to watch all these beautiful things be carried away by time and see the wrong things growing in their place. But listen. Listen. We have to be the beautiful things now. It has to be us. It has to be us. Courage.
Credited to Jonathan Edward Durham
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Strocode @strocode.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Maybe it’s time to open up that auto bot matrix of leadership? Or have it on standby at least?
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Strocode @strocode.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
‘Till all are one…
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Fey (フェイ) @feytaline.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
We really need to start bullying cons that report "turnstile" attendance. It's literally made up and absolutely absurd that some are trying to normalize it. Like no, dude, your 3K con did not go to 17K in a year! stop fucking lying!!!
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Strocode @strocode.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Re: the meta settlement. If I have to age verify to use a platform, I am leaving. This an identity theft apocalypse waiting to happen.
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Strocode @strocode.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Derek Ballard’s cartoons are unlike anything you see in print today. Backed on sight.
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