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Strikenowhere

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Strikenowhere @strikenowhere.bsky.social · 1h
Which college coach is most similar to Detective Harry Du Bois from Disco Elysium? 🤣
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Strikenowhere @strikenowhere.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Yeah - pretty sure they don't care if its accurate or not; the goal is simply to generate the headlines. In this case they seemed to produce the wrong headlines in the end but they'll keep doing it anyway.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
good lord how can anyone be this whiny; are you not ashamed
Donald Trump writes on Truth Social: "This is the woman who received the Nobel Peace Prize over the Great United States of America, whose Representative, ME, settled eight Wars, and many other things. I know nothing about this woman, and neither does anyone else! In fact, to the best of my knowledge, no one ever heard of her other than the fact that she, very obviously, hates Israel. I don’t know what the woman has done. I settled 8 Wars, with letters being sent from every President and Prime Minister from the countries that I helped to the Norwegian Nobel Committee, and I’m about to settle, or win, two more, Iran and, Russia/Ukraine. They’re both happening at breakneck speed but, forget them, it’s the 8 that I’ve already settled, any one of which, in particular, Pakistan and India, would be far more than necessary to win the Nobel Prize. In actuality, I should have won 8 Nobel Peace Prizes, not just 1. The 8 Wars are:"Donald Trump writes on Truth Social: "Cambodia and Thailand
Kosovo and Serbia
The Democratic Republic of the Congo and Rwanda
Pakistan and India
Israel and Iran
Egypt and Ethiopia
Armenia and Azerbaijan
Israel and Hamas
Additionally, I stopped Iran from having a Nuclear Weapon, and blowing up the entire Middle East and, ultimately, far beyond! I saved more lives than anyone in History and, as Maria Corina Machado, a truly fine person, stated to the Media when she gave me her Nobel Prize of last year, “Donald Trump settled many Wars, and deserves the Nobel Peace Prize more than any person that has ever received it.” Based on my record of PEACE, a record like no one else has ever achieved, I agree! I got back all of the hostages in Israel, including the final 28, both living and dead, and worked with Hamas to"
Donald Trump writes on Truth Social: "PEACE, a record like no one else has ever achieved, I agree! I got back all of the hostages in Israel, including the final 28, both living and dead, and worked with Hamas to do it — Nobody believed this was possible! I removed the World’s Evil Dictator, Nicolas Maduro, from Venezuela, and am in the process of making Venezuela a rich Democracy. Likewise, with Iran, I stopped them from destroying Israel, the Middle East, and Europe. I am also preventing, on a constant basis, a War between South Korea and North Korea, and Japan and North Korea. Add China and Taiwan, and numerous other hot spots, which have not been involved in Wars, only because of President Donald J. Trump, and the United States of America. I am responsible for having NATO countries increase spending from 2% to 5% of GDP, creating a stronger alliance and defense, another thing that everybody said was impossible to do. I have negotiated the release, and secured the return, of more than 900 political prisoners from multiple countries"Donald Trump writes on Truth Social: "another thing that everybody said was impossible to do. I have negotiated the release, and secured the return, of more than 900 political prisoners from multiple countries in Eastern Europe. Additionally, I have brought 196 hostages HOME from captivity, from all over the World, and did it without having paid a ransom, unlike Biden and Obama who would pay Billions of Dollars. On top of it all, I have created a soon to be very prosperous Arctic. Despite all of this, the Nobel Prize was given today to a liberal person who works at the United Nations, who nobody has ever heard of. In all of the Wars that I have settled, I never spoke to the United Nations—they were of no help. The United States of America, represented by me, as your President, should have received the Nobel Peace Prize, but didn’t. This is an indelible stain on Norway, one that will never be forgotten. The Nobel “Peace” Prize has been forever discredited by a handful of Radical Ideologues who are Anti-Democracy, and Enemies of Civilization! President DONALD J. TRUMP"
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I was today years old when I learned that Super Mario Bros. had a “continue”—hold down A + start on the title screen and it starts you at the level where you died. Furious on behalf of my ten-year-old self.
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Strikenowhere @strikenowhere.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Love the Op Ivy-style shirt!
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Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ossoff's superpower is that he correctly thinks his opponent is a contemptible piece of shit and he is willing to explain why in clear and direct language. bsky.app/profile/atru...
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Strikenowhere @strikenowhere.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Jon Lovitz!?
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Strikenowhere @strikenowhere.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No True Communist Scotsman
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Strikenowhere @strikenowhere.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A helpful piece of advice I discovered just before I finished drinking it all: if your doc makes you drink the jug of liquid try brushing your tongue with toothpaste beforehand each time; you wont taste the medicine at all and it will go down easy (especially if refrigerated).
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Eric Geller @ericjgeller.com · 08/10/2026
RIP to a boss
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Strikenowhere @strikenowhere.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This could easily be prevented had we, you know, a intelligible president that spoke like a normal human being
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Strikenowhere @strikenowhere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nice and concise - rub their noses in the shit they supported
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Strikenowhere @strikenowhere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mayor Quimby-esque in nature
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
folks, i can't tell you how many times i've rewatched this ad *that republicans are paying people to see*
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I often think about how the rise of the neo-fascist right corresponds to the declining numbers of WW2 vets around to slug them right in the face.
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Why are we not allowed to judge the character of the voters who want this?
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jack Smith….man of the people at the Power to the People concert hanging out on the lawn….no fancy pavilion seats or backstage laminate pass
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Strikenowhere @strikenowhere.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@theonion.com sounds like a new line of merch is coming!
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"So we're calling it Dodo-toed, it's a very special, tremendous thing really, that frankly no other president could do."
Trump's feet splayed at an indescribable position.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the right's crippling lack of ball knowledge strikes again
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
sorry, a men's basketball team, Kim has a full roster and will head straight to Moscow if she needs more players at any point
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Strikenowhere @strikenowhere.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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South Park: We're Sorry Tony Hayward
ALT: South Park: We're Sorry Tony Hayward
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Sherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t.
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Strikenowhere @strikenowhere.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lol definitely not hahaha
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Strikenowhere @strikenowhere.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Will Ferrell: You're Crazy, Man
ALT: Will Ferrell: You're Crazy, Man
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics.
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Strikenowhere @strikenowhere.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yeah did a doubletake haha
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Strikenowhere @strikenowhere.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dems flipping Georgia = Ossoff running for Prez
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Strikenowhere @strikenowhere.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fingers crossed my Zags have an NCAA-approved full roster by then!
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Bracket Busters @bracketbusters.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We are just a month and a half away from college basketball
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Strikenowhere @strikenowhere.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We are very close to Futurama's Mobile Oppression Palace
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Futurama Freedom Day
Alt: Futurama Freedom Day - Mobile Oppression Palace
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
sad to see the dog bite on that pump fake
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Strikenowhere @strikenowhere.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I bet they wouldn't show the clip if the baby fell out of his arms
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Come on this is ridiculous.
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
As I’ve said before, a lot of modern American Evangelicalism is just a lifestyle brand for right-wing authoritarianism. It has no real core principles; its function is just to ventriloquize whatever otherwise-indefensible view serves power as a command from God.
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Strikenowhere @strikenowhere.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"Bott" - so close to "Bort"
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Bart Simpson and Lisa Simpson find 'Bort' plate
ALT: Bart Simpson and Lisa Simpson find 'Bort' plate
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Strikenowhere @strikenowhere.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Тупой ещё тупее: Бла бла бла, я не слушаю!
ALT: Тупой ещё тупее: Бла бла бла, я не слушаю!
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Strikenowhere @strikenowhere.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Snip snap map flap trap wrap
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Snip Snap! Michael Scott in The Office
ALT: Snip Snap! Michael Scott in The Office
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Strikenowhere @strikenowhere.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Maybe Anthropic needs to just dial back its training on Futurama episodes a skosh
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Strikenowhere @strikenowhere.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Me and a small nugget of love. 🇸🇪♥️🇺🇦 @mnotme.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.
two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management
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John Linneman @dark1x.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Wait, why are they doing a Lego PlayStation? It seems to be a physical object. That doesn't align with their current approach. Should be digital legos only.
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Strikenowhere @strikenowhere.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I would guess its related to how artists' view their own worth and how they see software developers as kindred spirits in the ability to create something from nothing.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
As somebody who grew up during the era in which there was a massive public push to reduce teen pregnancy, it’s absolutely wild to me to see people on Fox News now complaining that not enough teens are getting pregnant.
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Strikenowhere @strikenowhere.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Wanna see oil & gas prices go stratospheric (and potentially start nuclear armageddon)? Launch a nuke at Iran!
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Strikenowhere @strikenowhere.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
At first glance I thought they looked like donuts 🤣
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tristanfreeman.bsky.social @tristanfreeman.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
A surprise offseason departure left Gonzaga in need of a lead guard for next season. If he's cleared to play, the Bulldogs may have found an upgrade in late August. My thoughts on Gonzaga's latest commitment. bustingbrackets.com/gonzaga-s-fi...
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Gonzaga's final piece to the 2026-27 roster makes them a legit Final Four contender
Through most of the offseason, Gonzaga Basketball knew it had one of the best frontcourts in all of college basketball, led by returning forward Braden Huff, al
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.
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