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Stretchy Carrot

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Stretchy Carrot @stretchycarrot.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
He did not hold back from being an ill-informed dipshit.
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Stretchy Carrot @stretchycarrot.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I see it when I scroll down - it has “suggested” routes first and then “with air conditioning” below that. Saw it for the first time today so the app may have updated recently.
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Stretchy Carrot @stretchycarrot.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Citymapper does offer a “with air conditioning” option.
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Poster promoting Count Binface, in the famous Obama style
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Stretchy Carrot @stretchycarrot.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Are they wearing gimp masks?
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Stretchy Carrot @stretchycarrot.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
AI
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A.I. Artificial Intelligence: Mommy
Alt: A.I. Artificial Intelligence: Mommy
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Stretchy Carrot @stretchycarrot.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 bands/musicians you’ve seen live: The Brian Jonestown Massacre The Seeds Nirvana Julian Cope Spacemen 3 Ice Cube Jimmy Eat World Kathleen Edwards My Bloody Valentine Sonic Youth
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Stretchy Carrot @stretchycarrot.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Davy Jones from The Monkees?
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Stretchy Carrot @stretchycarrot.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
From sublime footballer to tin foil hat loon 😟
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Stretchy Carrot @stretchycarrot.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
She looks like Madonna’s mum these days
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Melina Matsoukas to direct Octavia E. Butler’s classic “Parable of the Sower” for Warner Bros
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Melina Matsoukas to Direct ‘Parable of the Sower’ for Warner Bros. (EXCLUSIVE)
Melina Matsoukas is set to direct and produce the screen adaptation of Octavia E. Butler’s sci-fi odyssey "Parable of the Sower" for Warner Bros.
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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
A firefighter in Istanbul performed CPR on a cat affected by a fire, bringing it back to life.😍👍💙
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Stretchy Carrot @stretchycarrot.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
🤡🤡🤡🤡
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Ghost in the Machine @ghostdoc2026.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Check out the trailer for GHOST IN THE MACHINE, coming soon to PBS and your screen! This feature documentary features 40 generous and brilliant AI experts, historians, philosophers, sociologists, journalists and thinkers discussing their work with @valerieveatch.bsky.social.
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GHOST IN THE MACHINE (2026) OFFICIAL TRAILER
YouTube video by Ghost in the Machine
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 28/02/2026
I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to
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Stretchy Carrot @stretchycarrot.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Labour plan to reach the 1.5m new homes target by building multiple Warringtons.
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Giles Wilkes @gilesyb.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
If you're looking for an entertaining podcast, Shell Game by Evan Ratliff, narrating (in season 2) his attempt to build a company from AI agents, is very good. Courtesy @economist.com The constant fabulation, it's like being injected by pure LinkedIn BS
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Stretchy Carrot @stretchycarrot.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
It is the place I scroll to on the results page these days for reliable information. It has gone from being a byword for dodgy content to one of the few reliable sources in an internet polluted by AI content and ads.
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Stretchy Carrot @stretchycarrot.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
The Brian Jonestown Massacre The Seeds Nirvana Spacemen 3 Social Distortion
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John Burn-Murdoch @jburnmurdoch.ft.com · 10/11/2025
Quick thread on the BBC and the political and societal significance of recent developments: One of the main reasons the UK has historically been so much less polarised than the US, is that Britain has a shared source of information, consumed and trusted by most people regardless of their politics.
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Mira of Kyiv 🇺🇦 @reshetz.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
So there’s a website called Deer Of St Nicholas which posts Christmas wish letters from Ukrainian children who had their childhood stolen by the war, anyone can pick a child and get them their present and it’s that time of the year again to achingly scroll it for hours again
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I said abolish and I fucking meant it @astridoverthere.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default. Here's how to turn it off. First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Screenshot of the top of a Bsky feed, with a red circle around the hamburger menu in the top left.
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ianVisits @ianvisits.co.uk · 17/10/2025
If Prince Andrew has his Order of Garter revoked (as opposed to just not used), it requires the heralds to remove his coat of arms from St Georges Chapel and kick it out of the door and into Windor Castle's ditch. ... or prime time TV viewing as it might be called.
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Martha Acuna @marthaacuna.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Your dose of cuteness 🦒🥰🥰🥰 Good morning friends
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Stretchy Carrot @stretchycarrot.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
I thought “popping their spots” was a euphemism I didn’t understand until I read to the end 🤣.
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Stretchy Carrot @stretchycarrot.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Govt should buy land in a couple of places where HS2 intersects with major roads and build new towns there. Quick commute times to London or Birmingham and gives HS2 a purpose and relatable public benefit.
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Stretchy Carrot @stretchycarrot.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Quantum physicists hate this one simple trick.
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Stretchy Carrot @stretchycarrot.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
The random Capital Letters are really upsetting.
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Stretchy Carrot @stretchycarrot.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
All fun and games until it bites a child’s face off.
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Stretchy Carrot @stretchycarrot.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Okay, dumb question, but why can’t we let them go bust, let the exploitative investors take a bath, and bring back into public ownership at zero cost?
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Stretchy Carrot @stretchycarrot.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
The Magnificent Steven
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Stretchy Carrot @stretchycarrot.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Running down more like.
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Stretchy Carrot @stretchycarrot.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Do be evil.
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Stretchy Carrot @stretchycarrot.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Because we have more than one surviving university?
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Nicole Micheroni @nicolemicheroni.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Some personal news: the Department of Homeland Security has given me, an immigration lawyer born in Newton, Massachusetts, seven days to leave the U.S. Does anyone know if you can get Italian citizenship through great-grandparents?
Email from DHS revoking parole, unnamed recipient, received by Nicole Micheroni. Part 1Email from DHS revoking parole, unknown recipient, received by Nicole Micheroni. Part 2
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
who is this rorschach guy and why is he showing us all these photos of bjork: thread
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Stretchy Carrot @stretchycarrot.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
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a person is holding a bunch of coins in their hand .
ALT: a person is holding a bunch of coins in their hand .
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Cllr Ed Lamb @edwardlamb.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
"kiDs sHouLd pLaY oUTsiDE mOrE! toO mUcH xBoX!" The outside:
A UK suburban cul de sac at dusk. Cars line the footway on both sides
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Stretchy Carrot @stretchycarrot.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Where’s Fresh and Fly? youtube.com/watch?v=CqJN...
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grange hill and broom cupboard with Andy Crane 1988
YouTube video by letsgoshoppingify
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Stretchy Carrot @stretchycarrot.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Apart from a small number of swivel-eyed golf club types in Lincolnshire, the British public is ready to accept Brexit was wrong and see Customs Union membership as the first step to putting things right and making a strategic realignment away from the US. Now is the time.
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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Wow Chicago! #HandsOff #FiftyFiftyOne (🎥 Marco Foster)
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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
NEW: Incredible scenes in Washington DC now. Tens of thousands on the National Mall for the #HandsOff protest against Trump & Musk. There must be over a million people protesting across every US state today. #FiftyFiftyOne #HandsOff2025 (🎥 Alejandro Alvarez)
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
I honestly cannot express how awesome it is that the DoD was putting out these statements at the literal exact same time that the Secretary of Defense was negligently transmitting classified information on an unsecure platform to a journalist. It's just utterly amazing. What a time to be alive.
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Stretchy Carrot @stretchycarrot.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Putin is number one isn’t he?
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Stretchy Carrot @stretchycarrot.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Like a reverse Operation Paperclip.
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Stretchy Carrot @stretchycarrot.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
No one should be buying Brexit crumpets.
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Stretchy Carrot @stretchycarrot.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
What we in the UK think of as the Liz Truss effect.
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Jeremy Cliffe @jeremycliffe.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Blimey. Asked about Trump, Merz says he’s in close contact with European leaders about becoming “independent” from US (and confesses “I never thought I’d say that on TV show”). Casts doubt on value of NATO summit in June. This from a die-hard Atlanticist. Things are moving fast.
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Stretchy Carrot @stretchycarrot.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Ich nichten lichten
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Stretchy Carrot @stretchycarrot.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
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a man in a military uniform is talking and says `` no problems , everything is fine . ''
ALT: a man in a military uniform is talking and says `` no problems , everything is fine . ''
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