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Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy

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RFK Jr is what you get when a child is born into a mix of incredible privilege and family tragedy, and then dropped on its head several times.

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Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy @stretchdad.bsky.social · 9h
Jared Polis leaves office in... 98 days, 03 hours, 23 minutes, 44 seconds. Soon, but not soon enough!
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The NY Times uses words like “fierce,” “steely,” “nimble” and “homegrown star of the Trump White House” to describe Karoline Leavitt, who just got a Fox News gig. Not a single mention of her relentless lying to the American public. Reporter Michael M. Grynbaum and his editors suck.
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Karoline Leavitt, Trump’s ‘Machine Gun,’ Has a New Gig at Fox News (Gift Article)
A fierce and nimble speaker, Ms. Leavitt is the second of Mr. Trump’s former press secretaries to join the cable news network.
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Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy @stretchdad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Nimble", meaning she lies with ease.
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Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy @stretchdad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jared Polis leaves office in... 99 days, 05 hours, 56 minutes, 00 seconds. Soon, but not soon enough!
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Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy @stretchdad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah. I've often thought that the closest Nazis would start coming out as our WWII veterans died off. And here we are.
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Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy @stretchdad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gefilte Musk.
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Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy @stretchdad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
An 18-day coma, you say? Sure, I'll add you to my list of reliable witnesses.
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Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy @stretchdad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's only front page news when Democrats can be accused of insulting Republicans.
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Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy @stretchdad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Hubris always wins in the end. The Greeks taught us that." -- From the West Wing
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Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy @stretchdad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jared Polis leaves office in 100 days, 03 hours, 21 minutes, 49 seconds. Soon, but not soon enough!
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Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy @stretchdad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And JD as the warm-up act.
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Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy @stretchdad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oof! That thing should come with a trigger warning.
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Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy @stretchdad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jared Polis leaves office in... 101 days, 19 hours, 33 minutes, 26 seconds. Soon, but not soon enough!
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Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy @stretchdad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
From the 9News story: "[The hearing officer] ruled the campaign needs to donate any unrefunded donations to Colorado charities without any ties to Marx." www.9news.com/article/news...
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Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy @stretchdad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Will Marx also have to return the illegal contributions?
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Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy @stretchdad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
More proof, as if any were needed, that the death penalty is grotesque, barbaric, and shameful.
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Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy @stretchdad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Gulf of Mexico. Lake Erie. Artificial intelligence. There, I said all three! Come and get me, mfers.
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Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy @stretchdad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jared Polis leaves office in... 103 days, 00 hours, 02 minutes, 56 seconds. Soon, but not soon enough!
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Roger Parloff @rparloff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Here's Judge Edelman's full ruling dismissing *with prejudice* the case against Reflecting Pool defendant David Hearn because "no crime had been committed." www.documentcloud.org/documents/28...
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Order dismissing case with prejudice United States v. David Hearn (2026 CF2 010237)
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
GOP Gov nominee Victor Marx was mentioned only once at Democratic nominee Phil Weiser’s town hall on 9NEWS. Weiser claimed Marx made a comment appearing to blame women for the domestic violence they suffer. We found the tape. Marx said it in 2014.
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Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy @stretchdad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
At the very least, she needs protection from you. Dumbass.
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Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy @stretchdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not the main point here, but... If Grassley doesn't plan on dying in office, why is he still there at age 93? (He'll be 95 at the end of his term.)
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Michael E. Mann @michaelemann.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Ask not what Trump can do for you. Ask what you can do for Trump" -- John N. Kennedy
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Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy @stretchdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The (self-described) greatest real estate magnate in the whole wide world hasn't heard of railings?
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Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy @stretchdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Jared Polis leaves office in... 104 days, 05 hours, 36 minutes, and 30 seconds. Soon, but not soon enough!
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Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy @stretchdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm pretty sure you mean the Iowa Hawks, sir.
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So campus speech. Much viewpoint diversity. Very marketplace of ideas.
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Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy @stretchdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Even if Jack Smith had been in Atlanta that day, it's still a huge, huge stretch to assume that he must have met and been conspiring with Fani Willis. And to what end? Idjits.
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Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy @stretchdad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
JFC, quit threatening us with a good time!
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Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy @stretchdad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Somebody needs to remind the reporters first!
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Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy @stretchdad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wow. I've heard some pretty bogus false choices in my time, but "pay more for gas or get nuked" goes straight to the top of the list!
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Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy @stretchdad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Whenever I'm exiting a NYC airport, I just keep repeating the words "Nope, nuh-uh, no thanks" in a medium-loud voice until reaching the ground transportation provider that I originally booked.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Diesel at record high prices and why no trucker convoy in DC?
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 27/09/2026
Johnson: "When people are promising free things to you, you must ask what the real price is. It's your freedom. It will drive costs up. It will make people more dependent upon govt, & that's the communist's ultimate goal." (Trump literally just proposed giving people $5k if they vote Republican...)
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 27/09/2026
I have a theory about how many of the world's problems are caused by people who were told they were the smartest people alive as kids, believed it, and then when they became adults and couldn't accept that maybe they weren't that special, started breaking shit if only to prove they were special
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boo ming @wu-ming.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
a party optimized for out-wingnutting the opposition in a low-turnout primary, followed by wins in gerrymandered safe districts in uncontested or barely-contested general elections, will churn out exactly that kind of incomprehensible feckless weirdo. it gets to where it's all insider code words.
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Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy @stretchdad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sorry, I counted wrong! It's the 3rd sentence that's really baffling me.
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Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy @stretchdad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In addition to the valid points raised in the article, I think we're also seeing end-stage MAGA: ever-more extreme candidates who don't even appeal to most Republicans. Which is what you get when a political brand is built solely on outage: gotta keep upping the ante.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They keep using this line and it's nonsense for many reasons, but also, if that's truly the case, there are only about a dozen "fraudsters" per state: the insurers. No one else could benefit from this particular no-claims "fraud." So where are the prosecutions of health insurers? 🤔
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Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy @stretchdad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm sorry, but despite having read and re-read that 2nd sentence, I still can't make sense of it. A clarification would be appreciated.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Melania telling us *this* is the best Donald Trump can do is the most damning assessment of his competence I’ve ever heard.
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Arabella @arabellaspireship.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy @stretchdad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Jared Polis leaves office in... 111 days, 00 hours, 12 minutes, 28 seconds. Soon, but not soon enough!
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Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy @stretchdad.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yes. We may very well find out if America is willing to elect a charmless condescending ultratraditionalist dweeb. And after Tr*mp x 2, I'm not ruling anything out.
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Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy @stretchdad.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yes. And I think that's good news because he is such a lightweight in all regards.
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Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy @stretchdad.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Jared Polis leaves office in... 112 days, 04 hours, 40 minutes, 13 seconds. Soon, but not soon enough!
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Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy @stretchdad.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Neat-o! Will it have sound and everything?
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Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy @stretchdad.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Jared Polis leaves office in... 112 days, 21 hours, 40 minutes, 28 seconds. Soon, but not soon enough!
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Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy @stretchdad.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
He's clearly reprising his national security argument for the ballroom. But adding drones and snipers also strikes me as the sort of thing a maladjusted tween boy might fantasize about. I'm surprised there are no lasers, honestly.
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Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy @stretchdad.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A person could theoretically beat Vance half to death with a magical charisma stick and he would still have all the appeal of wet newspaper.
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