Reposted by Modern Alcumist✮⋆ ˚｡ kaiya ⋆｡°✩ @sloppyghoul.bsky.social · 13/10/2026chat gpt more like fart shit and pee 0293
Reposted by Modern AlcumistMoby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Nothing exists in itself. 316252
Modern Alcumist @streetlampkid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Indeed job suggestions are getting a bit aggressive. I didn't even put this relevant experience on my resume. 000
Reposted by Modern AlcumistModern Alcumist @streetlampkid.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Heavy is the crotch that bears this bush 002
Reposted by Modern AlcumistMoby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026there is all the difference in the world between paying and being paid 215045
Modern Alcumist @streetlampkid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Sexting is cool. But eating so much stir fry that neither of you can move enough to reach the remote and tell netflix that you are indeed still watching Big Timber so you get to speculate with each other on whether or not they're going to sell enough fence panels to keep the mill open is better. 000
Modern Alcumist @streetlampkid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Depression in your 20s: - Writing bad poetry over an ex - Crying in your car on the way home - Reinventing your sense of style (it goes poorly) Depression in your 30s: - Not caring that your groceries were open when you got them cause you know everyone's time comes eventually 000
Modern Alcumist @streetlampkid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Everyone says they're an open book until you ask them if they stand to wipe 000
Reposted by Modern Alcumistlizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026a cat’s favorite fall flavor is pumpkin pspspspice 0224
Modern Alcumist @streetlampkid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Eating a fiber bar before bed to supercharge my midnight farts and blast these nightmares back into the astral plane 020
Modern Alcumist @streetlampkid.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Why is it called dry humping if I'm always so clammy? 000
Modern Alcumist @streetlampkid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I missed my graphing calculator's 20th birthday and I feel guilty about it 😓 011
Reposted by Modern AlcumistModern Alcumist @streetlampkid.bsky.social · 08/08/2023The spectre of autumn looms heavy in the air 001
Reposted by Modern AlcumistModern Alcumist @streetlampkid.bsky.social · 07/03/2024They gotta put the sawdust back in fast food so it doesn't cost $15 for me to hate myself 011
Reposted by Modern AlcumistEvangelion Screenshots @ngescreenshot.bsky.social · 01/09/2026The End of Evangelion Episode 25' Air Love is Destructive 04315
Modern Alcumist @streetlampkid.bsky.social · 26/08/2026All my boys hear the howl in the trees calling to them 110
Reposted by Modern AlcumistModern Alcumist @streetlampkid.bsky.social · 02/06/2025Thinkin' about Army of Darkness 011
Modern Alcumist @streetlampkid.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Waking up as a mid-30s man after one beer the night before 010
Modern Alcumist @streetlampkid.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I just got a feature pop-up for my smartphone's keyboard. No one in tech understands how people use their devices or what they want from them. 000
Modern Alcumist @streetlampkid.bsky.social · 18/08/2026If you need me, I'll be in the corner boring out my sinuses with one of these. 000
Modern Alcumist @streetlampkid.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I need to find more feck, lest I succumb to fecklessness. 000
Modern Alcumist @streetlampkid.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I think the worst part about my emotional recovery over the last year or so is learning that I'm a runner. 110
Modern Alcumist @streetlampkid.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Finally have a juicy ass, but it's more of a taco bell parasite situation and now I can't drive anywhere 000
Modern Alcumist @streetlampkid.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Fuck it. I listen to nu metal now. Who even gives a shit? 010
Reposted by Modern Alcumistall hallows’ avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 07/08/2026one of the many reasons to have pets is that they’re great ‘don’t kill yourself’ insurance 07413
Reposted by Modern AlcumistModern Alcumist @streetlampkid.bsky.social · 22/01/2026It's what it's. 142
Modern Alcumist @streetlampkid.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Prepping for a backpacking trip without the only person you've ever done that with is way more emotional than I thought it would be 😓 110
Reposted by Modern AlcumistModern Alcumist @streetlampkid.bsky.social · 29/03/2025You're going to be happy, you little freak 011
Modern Alcumist @streetlampkid.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Miss Piggy gotta throw it back crazy style 000
Modern Alcumist @streetlampkid.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Never slow down. Never die. Pin it til you win it. 000
Reposted by Modern AlcumistMarko (Nerd and Jock Comics) @markoraassina.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Ok 794181438
Modern Alcumist @streetlampkid.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I can't wait to explore all the abandoned data centers in ten years 000
Modern Alcumist @streetlampkid.bsky.social · 29/07/2026We live in the timeline where all the scrappy 80s outcast kids couldn't save the rec center 000
Modern Alcumist @streetlampkid.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I need enough Ayahuasca to reinvent the neutron. 000
Modern Alcumist @streetlampkid.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I just got a rejection email for a position I applied to that said the position is either cancelled or not being filled. So they'd rather have no one do the job than have me do it. 000
Modern Alcumist @streetlampkid.bsky.social · 18/07/2026My cat doesn't understand me when I say, "If you die, I die." He just meows loudly. Demanding to be let out into the smoke. 021
Modern Alcumist @streetlampkid.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I'm officially as old as John Redcorn was when he and Nancy Gribble ended their 14 year tryst 000
