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strayster2

@strayster2.bsky.social
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I climb mountains and I have a cat named Buttercup

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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Christian Bale is Wario Keanu Reeves
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
This cyclospora outbreak looks real bad for Joe Biden
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Interesting that the Stanley Cup champion had the exact same playoff record this year.
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The Spurs choked away every single game in this series
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
In the NHL, if a player still has time left on their penalty when a period expires, they should have to stay in the box through the intermission. You didn't get to go hang out in the locker room with your friends. Sit there and think about what you did.
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Wordle 1,774 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
It seems inappropriate for the "Flyers" to just rub it in the Penguins faces like that.
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I wish I knew more stuff about clouds
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Amy Adams That's all.
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Good
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
NO but now I have thank you so much
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I still maintain that "a room without a roof" is not a "Happy" place. What if it rains?
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
$139,000 on 272 orders of donuts?! That's like ~$600 an order
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I always knew you were just a shill for Big Watch
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
It's so frustrating to be like, "Hey, maybe things shouldn't be so horrible" and then half the world is just like, "No, things NEED to be horrible so we can keep increasing shareholder value"
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Cat
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Every time I see a work email with "Thank you for your attention to this matter" at the end, it makes me feel a little bit sick.
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Trying to "Treat myself like someone I'm responsible for taking very good care of", and part of that is not polluting my brain with Trump's voice.
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
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a man with glasses and a beard is saying this is how i win
ALT: a man with glasses and a beard is saying this is how i win
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Dude stares at Wemby in awe
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Fuck headed up thankjack
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Tbf he's been catching strays his whole life. Weekends, holidays, all throughout May...
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
THEY'RE JUST CHATBOTS WHY ARE WE BASING THE ECONOMY OFF OF THEM
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
He just sounds so healthy though, how can you not listen to him?
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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
506 Sports is based! 506 sports is based!!
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a large crowd of people at a concert with their hands in the air
ALT: a large crowd of people at a concert with their hands in the air
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
My hot-take conspiracy theory is that autocorrect mistakes are deliberately programmed in to make basic communication a more frustrating exercise for the average person.
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I bet there's a Radiohead cover band out there called like Stereoface or something
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
It's sad that we're so deep into sequel culture that writers and directors have to make cheeky little nods to it by bending naming conventions. I'd much rather just see original stories.
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
"House Grated" really adds a homey touch tho
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I think you know what I'm about to say
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Trump flipping off that Ford employee looks really bad for Joe Biden.
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Do gay husbands have Manniversaries?
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
It’s pretty fucked up to sack Aaron Rodgers instead of debating his ideas
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
My grandfather spent many long days in the fields for 3M, harvesting sticky notes from the tiny Post-It trees
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Dave Bautista is bodybuilder Patrick Stewart
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Tough times create strong men
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I just want you to know that "Hello? Operator? Get me Alanis Morissette. I have a new incident to report" is still one of the funniest single things I've ever heard.
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
They want you to be afraid to go out and protest. They want you to stay home so they can do their authoritarianism undisturbed.
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
🤣
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
If you put that in a movie it'd be too unbelievable
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Trump wants chaos in the streets so he can declare martial law.
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Wh-Who is the mother of the penis?
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
My hot-brained take is that most of life's small little inconveniences are designed that way to inconvenience the working class so that we only have the time and energy to work.
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Oreo needs to make a cookie that is half original and half golden. Would hit just right.
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Gouda Cheese implies the existence of Badda Cheese
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Something nice about sitting in a large parking lot in the dark, early morning. Feels like the anonymity of the early Internet.
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
In the comments on Facebook just ripping into random boomers cause I'm over it.
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Billionaires shouldn't exist. You're a bug of the system, not a feature.
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Queso was framed. Queso did nothing wrong.
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