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strayster2

@strayster2.bsky.social
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I climb mountains and I have a cat named Buttercup

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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Christian Bale is Wario Keanu Reeves
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
This cyclospora outbreak looks real bad for Joe Biden
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The Spurs choked away every single game in this series
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
In the NHL, if a player still has time left on their penalty when a period expires, they should have to stay in the box through the intermission. You didn't get to go hang out in the locker room with your friends. Sit there and think about what you did.
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Wordle 1,774 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
It seems inappropriate for the "Flyers" to just rub it in the Penguins faces like that.
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I wish I knew more stuff about clouds
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Amy Adams That's all.
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I still maintain that "a room without a roof" is not a "Happy" place. What if it rains?
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
It's so frustrating to be like, "Hey, maybe things shouldn't be so horrible" and then half the world is just like, "No, things NEED to be horrible so we can keep increasing shareholder value"
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Every time I see a work email with "Thank you for your attention to this matter" at the end, it makes me feel a little bit sick.
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Trying to "Treat myself like someone I'm responsible for taking very good care of", and part of that is not polluting my brain with Trump's voice.
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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
My hot-take conspiracy theory is that autocorrect mistakes are deliberately programmed in to make basic communication a more frustrating exercise for the average person.
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I bet there's a Radiohead cover band out there called like Stereoface or something
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
It's sad that we're so deep into sequel culture that writers and directors have to make cheeky little nods to it by bending naming conventions. I'd much rather just see original stories.
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Do gay husbands have Manniversaries?
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
It’s pretty fucked up to sack Aaron Rodgers instead of debating his ideas
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
My grandfather spent many long days in the fields for 3M, harvesting sticky notes from the tiny Post-It trees
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Dave Bautista is bodybuilder Patrick Stewart
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
They want you to be afraid to go out and protest. They want you to stay home so they can do their authoritarianism undisturbed.
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Trump wants chaos in the streets so he can declare martial law.
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
My hot-brained take is that most of life's small little inconveniences are designed that way to inconvenience the working class so that we only have the time and energy to work.
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Oreo needs to make a cookie that is half original and half golden. Would hit just right.
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Gouda Cheese implies the existence of Badda Cheese
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Something nice about sitting in a large parking lot in the dark, early morning. Feels like the anonymity of the early Internet.
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
In the comments on Facebook just ripping into random boomers cause I'm over it.
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
People show you who they are when they least expect it
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Dark Mode Hockey with a glowing white puck and sticks
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
I've seen enough. He's a p***phile.
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
The fun thing about caffeine is getting to have a little mini Manic Episode in the middle of a workday.
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
*laughing villainously as I drive across an empty parking lot*
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
That Commanders game was evil. Missed touchdown opportunity on 4th down because Ertz slipped, then a huge sack on 3rd down to get it back, only to be followed by a muffed point and subsequent loss in OT. Just brutal.
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
"Hey LeBron James, you play basketball, so my question is this: What is it like in a football locker room after a game-winning kickoff return touchdown?"
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Today was a good day.
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
October is a good time to be a sports fan.
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I have seen way too many runners left in scoring position in my day
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Really terrible ballroom. "The Epstein Ballroom", they're calling it.
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
No monkeys were shocked during the recording of this Peter Gabriel song
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
The Doritos Locos Taco has been sound longer than the confederacy.
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
"AI model predicts man or zone defense". Thanks, AI model. Those are definitely the different kinds of defense.
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
If I was a biologist/botanist with a YouTube channel I would end every video asking people to "Lichen subscribe"
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Friday the 13ths are fine and I don't know why they get a bad rap. Monday the 13ths are where the real shitty shit happens.
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Jayden Daniels is throwing the ball really well and I love to see it.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
history teacher in 50 years: So in September, that’s when the president signed an executive order criminalizing anti-fascism and saying all resistance would be crushed student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Thank you sports for being on TV.
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strayster2 @strayster2.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
I know this isn't a hot take by now, but I want to record this thought somewhere. At this point, I would not be surprised if the midterm elections in 2026 are delayed or cancelled due to some "state of emergency".
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