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Strawbelbadude @strawbelbadude.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Lost a fence and a gate on the opposite side of the house, not sure if there was much more damage hard to see by lantern light.

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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

its okay to sincerely like things

cover of THIS PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE GETS ME OFF IN A FUN AND SINCERE WAY BECAUSE IT’S OKAY FOR PEOPLE TO ENJOY POPULAR THINGS WITHOUT BEING SHAMED FOR THE PERCEIVED “BASICNESS” OF THEIR BEVERAGE CHOICES featuring a ladybuck on the left with red hair lookin confident in her beverage choice. on the right is a to-go cup from coffee shop ALSO lookin good

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Strawbelbadude @strawbelbadude.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

The guardian is also the manhunter isn’t she?

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Strawbelbadude @strawbelbadude.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

My daily horoscope app told me that I need to jerk off more.

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Boobs™ @boobs.goodgirls.onl · 24/08/2026

dear white people cops aren't even supposed to be shooting guilty people that is all

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Strawbelbadude @strawbelbadude.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Pretty much always theatre of the mind but I have used battle maps when the game called for it.

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Strawbelbadude @strawbelbadude.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Cheesecake Factory feels dystopian

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Strawbelbadude @strawbelbadude.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Greatest song I ever wrote about my dearly missed dog went, “Bella, Bella and her flat nose/Has a little nubbin where her tail should goes.” I would sing it to her daily and she would wiggle her butt so I could scratch above her nubbin.

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Strawbelbadude @strawbelbadude.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Nephew gets married this weekend and I’m gonna smile and celebrate because I love him very much but this is already one of the most miserable trips I have ever been on in my life.

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Strawbelbadude @strawbelbadude.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Some mornings are so bad you just end up at Waffle House

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Strawbelbadude @strawbelbadude.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I have this astrology app on my phone called Co-Star and a few months back my horoscope was basically, “You are trash,” every day for a week. It was humbling.

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Thought Punks 🎲 TTRPGs + Punk 👩‍🎤 @thoughtpunks.com · 13/08/2026

The game nobody asked for: J-splatter heist to rescue Jesus from a megachurch (selling His Precious Blood) for Lucifer. Read the full thread. All previews alt-texted. When you feel the call to action, you can take your part in history: ko-fi.com/revcasey/shop

Black background, black and white + low color image of Jesus on the cross against a stone wall, money in the shape of the cross transparent overlaid on the crucified Jesus, blood red letters in an arc around and above it ("BLOOD.MONEY.GOSPEL"), white stamped letters in black area at bottom ("Written by Rev Casey" + "Published by Thought Punks")

The Gist
Jesus Christ came back. Of course He came back. He said He would. The problem is that He came back gentle and confused and asking questions about sparrows and rent prices.
Before He could get His bearings, Pastor Dominion Crale of the First Church of the Perpetual Tithe had Him zip-tied in an Escalade and driven to the compound in forty-seven minutes flat. That was eighteen months ago.
The main Cathedral now operates HIS PRECIOUS BLOOD™, a multi-level wellness sacrament pipeline moving vials of genuine messianic blood at a year’s Toronto/London/Paris professional’s salary per unit (Blessed Faithful Anointed Healing Moment™), the cost of a large luxurious home in Tokyo or NYC (Chosen Hosts Exclusive Miracles Package™), a tier only reachable by mega-millionaires and billionaires (The Perfected Saints Full Indulgence Membership™), and a newly launched Divine Disciples Triple Elite Plus Eternal Covenant™ option for the most wealthy that comes with a personal blessing, concierge,

They operate on artificial scarcity (above and beyond the limits of their gruesome extraction process). The First Church ensures that even the Eternal Covenant™ tier has a waiting list. Lower tier lottery winners can wait in line even through the night to receive their “blessings” on High Holy Days™. (Universal Love For All™ financing plans available.) The Vatican filed a complaint. It is in a drawer somewhere one guy has the keys to, and nobody’s seen him in a while. The SEC wrote a memo about drafting a proposal to explore a process to review the complaint. It’s in another drawer.
Jesus is in the Sanctum Sub-Basement, connected to the Eternal Harvest Array. He cannot die. He cannot leave. He has been patient about this. He waits, faithful, hoping, suffering. He waits for you.

You have been recruited by Lucifer. Yes, THAT Lucifer. (Please don’t call them “Satan” or “The Devil.” I would say if you value your life, but that is the least of what the Morningstar can take.)
Lucifer (pronouns variable and flexible, presentation business casual, stress beginning to show through the seams) sought you out personally. The pitch ran for almost two hours and included a PowerPoint with extensive citations.
The end of the pitch: “I know how this looks. I know you have questions. That’s too bad. It’s none of your business, really. What I need you to understand is this situation is more personally offensive to me than your little brain can grasp. I pursued every available channel for months. I am standing in this awful parking lot talking to you, exactly because there are no more channels. Please. You will be well-treated for your help. And I am asking nicely. I am… not good at asking nicely.”

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Strawbelbadude @strawbelbadude.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I need money for health insurance and to commission artists.

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lasha3D @lasha3d.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

looking for a job Rt if you can 🙏

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Strawbelbadude @strawbelbadude.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I walked out of Alexander 20 minutes in and I didn’t drive. Just sat in the lobby.

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Strawbelbadude @strawbelbadude.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

A beautiful tribute. My sympathies for your loss.

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

The ICE murder of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo deserves the same fury as Renee Good and Alex Pretti

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Strawbelbadude @strawbelbadude.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

22 years ago today I woke up to a phone call from my stepmother telling me my father was dead. I have never fully recovered from his loss and miss him like crazy every single day. He was kind, silly, sometimes a little obstinate, and he loved me. I was lucky to have him. Love ya, Pop.

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Strawbelbadude @strawbelbadude.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Thanks, in turn, for writing! Great article even if I can’t stand Webber!

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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

1000x this

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Strawbelbadude @strawbelbadude.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

No and only an ignorant dipshit would think so.

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Strawbelbadude @strawbelbadude.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Happy father’s day to fathers out there. If you were lucky, like me, to get a good one I hope you find a moment to tell them how much they mean to you.

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Strawbelbadude @strawbelbadude.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Man, Shelby Foote got away with a lot of shitty takes just because he had a fun accent, huh?

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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

none of this is true and the place where this is going is potentially very awful

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Strawbelbadude @strawbelbadude.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

The Wix dot com ad with the guy singing the smooth 70’s duet with himself about choosing your domain name is the worst.

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BrokenOptics -COMMS OPEN- @brokenoptics.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Anyways if anyone even looks at this account anymore, I’m looking for work and later today a ton of random things will be on eBay. It feels incredibly over. In a few months I won’t have any means of healthcare. Lack of work on top of it thanks to everything going on. I’m considering options

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BrokenOptics -COMMS OPEN- @brokenoptics.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Learned that yes I will definitely be losing all healthcare at the end of this year. The plan I’m on is being eliminated due to the cuts the republicans made in the BBB. So either I get on a plan I can’t afford or die. I wish them nothing but the worst.

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Aaron Meyers @aaronmeyers.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

We Rate Dogs is a good dude. The internet got lucky with him.

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Strawbelbadude @strawbelbadude.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

In the end, if the Bluesky bubble popped or whatever, it would just mean I would go back to reading books when I take a shit.

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Noor Lovelace @noorlovelace.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Possibly unpopular opinion? I think artists should get to sign the art they make for book covers. It should be right there, on the front, because it’s never been more important to showcase the humanness of art. And also there are many times when I see a beautiful cover and wonder, “Who made this?”

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Kristin Louise Raught Photography 🌀 @kristinlraught.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Hi Bluesky 👋 I finally deleted my X/Twitter account today after years of going back and forth about it. Walking away from nearly 4k followers was honestly terrifying. Washington photographer obsessed with wildlife, ferries, storms, and dramatic Pacific Northwest light ❤️

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Jay Troyer @gr8flbluejay.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Preston Singletary, Tlingit (1963- ), Raven Steals the Sun, blown, cast, and sandblasted glass, 19 x6x6 in, wood mold for the Sun by David Franklin, American (1972- ), private collection

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BrokenOptics -COMMS OPEN- @brokenoptics.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

What I’m working on today. Album cover.

Drawing of a scientist smashing the earth with a hammer

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Trevon Logan @trevondlogan.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

I wish I didn’t know as much about the end of Reconstruction as I do. If you understood what is being unleashed now, how it will touch every aspect of our civic life, and how difficult it will be to undo it, you wouldn’t be able to think about anything else.

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