strato @stratomouse.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Its just Clark, Lois, you don’t have to do what he says 1450 0
strato @stratomouse.bsky.social · 17/09/2026She’s been in office since 82. Shame no one ran against her with a better stance in the dem primary. She’s coasting off trash centrist politicking like the 80-year-old she is. 000 0
strato @stratomouse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Crazy he tilted his head at the perfect moment to maximize the helmet contact 000 0
strato @stratomouse.bsky.social · 23/08/2026hour 128: other arm got pinned by new, different boulder 😫 041 0
strato @stratomouse.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Hybrids continue to be a great option here, requiring no additional infrastructure, environmental benefits, and improved milage (and in some cases power). However they dont appear to be a priority for most buyers, sellers, or manufacturers 000 0
strato @stratomouse.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Wait, he’s panning into a sex shot of randos on the street? Well, yeah, thats not going to land well 000 0
strato @stratomouse.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Head chef jumps into pan, student forced to sauté instructor for dinner service 000 0
strato @stratomouse.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Cant wait to try the new AI-suggested “twelve cheezo gorditilla carne tort” 010 0
strato @stratomouse.bsky.social · 14/04/2026I dont think he meant to run into the side of that canyon painted to look like a tunnel, but he understood what transpired, collected himself, and took the mistake with grace 000 0
strato @stratomouse.bsky.social · 02/04/2026I’m hearing they can’t book the capsules only conference room 010 0
Reposted by stratomtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Think about this one like once every 45 minutes 196014893 0
strato @stratomouse.bsky.social · 31/03/2026we tried forcing something with your data and somehow the Dolphins org ended up with it in scoring position 050 0
strato @stratomouse.bsky.social · 17/03/2026get Mamdani on the 100 man podcast and watch the real truth come out 000 0
strato @stratomouse.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Love how this game makes the player an active participant in the story and not some hero’s proxy 010 0
Reposted by stratoMarc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 04/02/2026🚨BREAKING: Steve Bannon said Tuesday that the federal government is planning to send Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officers to patrol polling stations during this year’s midterm elections. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...democracydocket.comSteve Bannon says ICE will ‘surround the polls’ as Trump doubles down on taking over electionsTrump doubled down on his comments to nationalize voting Tuesday during an Oval Office press conference. “If you think about it, a state is an agent for the federal government in elections,” Trump sai... 86642632295 0
strato @stratomouse.bsky.social · 28/01/2026*dancing around* fine I’ll take the antebellum hoop skirt I guess 000 0
strato @stratomouse.bsky.social · 21/01/2026asking the sommelier what gusher flavor goes best with veal piccata 010 0
strato @stratomouse.bsky.social · 07/01/2026that moment when the card flies in as you hit end turn 000 0
strato @stratomouse.bsky.social · 27/12/2025“5 favorite videobooks watched this year” then just list some film adaptations 0130 0
Reposted by stratoMicah @rincewind.run · 27/12/2025billions of dollars and everlasting fame to whoever figures out how to stop webpages from loading new elements just as you’re about to click on something 373290406 0
strato @stratomouse.bsky.social · 25/12/2025well the fire is slowly dying but my dear we’re still high-fiving 010 0
strato @stratomouse.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Italian accountant preparing my taxes “family style” 010 0
strato @stratomouse.bsky.social · 03/12/2025“Don’t use ultra three times, we’ll look like morons” 050 0
Reposted by stratoBrian Hughes @bmhughes.bsky.social · 01/12/2025This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥 5682878711200 0
strato @stratomouse.bsky.social · 20/11/2025“Just got back from Oppositeville. They're saying, 'What do you mean people wear shoes on their feet? That doesn't happen does it?" Yeah it does. These people are crazy." 000 0
strato @stratomouse.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Chocobos are taking it to the Moogles this year I know it 010 0
strato @stratomouse.bsky.social · 27/10/2025Not funding this stopgap but covering military salaries just shows how far the administration is from empathizing with food insecurity and how much they prioritize (and fear) being attacked by those who oppose them 000 0
