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strato @stratomouse.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Are these judges even trying
The story has its share of glaringly nonsensical phrases that should have tipped off anyone paying an iota of attention—for instance, when Vishnu spies a sexy visitor, we learn that the woman “had the kind of walking that made benches become men.”
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strato @stratomouse.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Screenshot of a souls-like game with the message “Teacher Resigned”
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strato @stratomouse.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
*dancing around* fine I’ll take the antebellum hoop skirt I guess
A door with a men’s restroom plaque next to it. A piece of paper on the door says “restroom only for our paying costumers”
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strato @stratomouse.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
It windy
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strato @stratomouse.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Trump is selling gold citizenship cards to America, meanwhile I only have this crappy rewards card ☹️
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strato @stratomouse.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Me: “Alexa I’m cooking a turkey” Alexa: “So?” Me: “can you help?” Alexa: “do you know the turkey?” Me: “what?” Alexa: “a timer has been set for 27 days”
“Take a timer,” he said. “A timer has moved from ‘Alexa, set a timer for …’, to ‘Alexa, I’m cooking a turkey,’ and Alexa asks you, ‘Do you want me to set a timer?’” And she sets it for the right time for the size of your bird. But to call that timer is not a trivial task, he says. “The engineering team had to hook that API to the LLM and make sure it can do it all without hallucinating,” he said.
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strato @stratomouse.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
okay youtube algorithm might be coming around again with some useful info
Thumbnail image of a video on YouTube titled “How to get water” with 177 views. Picture shows a guy holding a half full glass of water.
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strato @stratomouse.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
He was not having photo time
Black and white cat in a pet bed with a Christmas tree in the background
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strato @stratomouse.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
This dog toy comes in two modes when viewed from different angles: wide-eyed optimism or totally, unequivocally zonked
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strato @stratomouse.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Sometimes in Florida you hear a noise on the roof and it’s ten ibises
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