strato @stratomouse.bsky.social · 28/01/2026*dancing around* fine I’ll take the antebellum hoop skirt I guess 000 0
strato @stratomouse.bsky.social · 04/03/2025Trump is selling gold citizenship cards to America, meanwhile I only have this crappy rewards card ☹️ 000 0
strato @stratomouse.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Me: “Alexa I’m cooking a turkey” Alexa: “So?” Me: “can you help?” Alexa: “do you know the turkey?” Me: “what?” Alexa: “a timer has been set for 27 days” 000 0
strato @stratomouse.bsky.social · 28/01/2025okay youtube algorithm might be coming around again with some useful info 100 1
strato @stratomouse.bsky.social · 22/11/2024This dog toy comes in two modes when viewed from different angles: wide-eyed optimism or totally, unequivocally zonked 000 0
strato @stratomouse.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Sometimes in Florida you hear a noise on the roof and it’s ten ibises 250 5