strato @stratomouse.bsky.social · 02/04/2026I’m hearing they can’t book the capsules only conference room 010 0
Reposted by stratomtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Think about this one like once every 45 minutes 196014893 0
Reposted by stratoMarc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 04/02/2026🚨BREAKING: Steve Bannon said Tuesday that the federal government is planning to send Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officers to patrol polling stations during this year’s midterm elections. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...democracydocket.comSteve Bannon says ICE will ‘surround the polls’ as Trump doubles down on taking over electionsTrump doubled down on his comments to nationalize voting Tuesday during an Oval Office press conference. “If you think about it, a state is an agent for the federal government in elections,” Trump sai... 86642632295 0
strato @stratomouse.bsky.social · 28/01/2026*dancing around* fine I’ll take the antebellum hoop skirt I guess 000 0
Reposted by stratoMicah @rincewind.run · 27/12/2025billions of dollars and everlasting fame to whoever figures out how to stop webpages from loading new elements just as you’re about to click on something 373290406 0
strato @stratomouse.bsky.social · 25/12/2025well the fire is slowly dying but my dear we’re still high-fiving 010 0
strato @stratomouse.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Italian accountant preparing my taxes “family style” 010 0
Reposted by stratoBrian Hughes @bmhughes.bsky.social · 01/12/2025This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥 5682878711200 0
strato @stratomouse.bsky.social · 27/10/2025Not funding this stopgap but covering military salaries just shows how far the administration is from empathizing with food insecurity and how much they prioritize (and fear) being attacked by those who oppose them 000 0
strato @stratomouse.bsky.social · 05/09/2025In other news, Captain America will no longer have his iconic shield, opting instead for an assault rifle. This is for your safety. 010 0
Reposted by stratoKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 05/09/2025The only people who become vampires are the people dumb enough to get bitten by vampires. Vampires get dumber every generation. 781598117 0
strato @stratomouse.bsky.social · 23/08/2025Pocahontas: you can’t just claim land you find Me: hell yeah Pocahontas: walk in other people’s shoes Me: get em Pocahontas: the otters are my brothers Me: sure Pocahontas: this rock has a name 000 0
strato @stratomouse.bsky.social · 06/08/2025AI when writing an email: “Give me a summary and I’ll write a proper professional email for you!” AI when reading the same email: “Let me summarize that boring, long-ass email for you!” getting us sick selling the cure etc etc 000 0
Reposted by stratoJames Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 01/07/2025What voters think nativism will mean: stop giving benefits to others, so you can focus resources on citizens What it actually means in practice: stop giving citizens benefits, so you can focus resources on punishing others 15086321964 0
strato @stratomouse.bsky.social · 25/06/2025When i see the phrase “consumer confidence fell” i think of someone not having the stomach to stand up for themselves anymore even though they recently bought themselves a nice new pair of shoes 010 0
strato @stratomouse.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Tip for ICE: there’s a 120-ft tall woman holding a torch and pro-immigration propaganda off the coast of NY *right now*. Figured you may want to detain her ass. 000 0
Reposted by stratoHank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 07/04/2025A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die. Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero. 10706252512918 0
strato @stratomouse.bsky.social · 02/04/2025The word “gunglish” dropped into my head along with the poster for Spanglish (2004) but Jar Jar Binks is photoshopped in. Maybe ive been scrolling @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social too much 000 0
strato @stratomouse.bsky.social · 02/04/2025As a third-generation Floridian it really hurts to see the state just suck so bad. This is my home and I’ve lost any pride in it. 010 0
Reposted by stratoTimothy Snyder @timothysnyder.bsky.social · 24/03/2025If you accept that non-citizens have no right to due process, you are accepting that citizens have no right to due process. All the government has to do is claim that you are not a citizen; without due process you have no chance to prove the contrary. 3252756510437 0
strato @stratomouse.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Going to drop into a few conspiracy theorist channels and just toss out “ants are aliens” a few times. Really muddy the waters. 000 0
Reposted by stratoThe Onion @theonion.com · 20/03/2025Report: Oh, Fuck Yeah, Egg Yolk Dripping All Over Sandwich theonion.com/report-... 1165947959 0
strato @stratomouse.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Can the Boston Dynamics robot do the Akira bike slide yet? Asking for a friend. 000 0
Reposted by stratoIvan Dragomiloff @ivandragomiloff.bsky.social · 04/03/2025We were warned the curious in 1945. www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGAq...youtube.comDon't Be a SuckerYouTube video by US National Archives 322961 0
strato @stratomouse.bsky.social · 04/03/2025Trump is selling gold citizenship cards to America, meanwhile I only have this crappy rewards card ☹️ 000 0
strato @stratomouse.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Me: “Alexa I’m cooking a turkey” Alexa: “So?” Me: “can you help?” Alexa: “do you know the turkey?” Me: “what?” Alexa: “a timer has been set for 27 days” 000 0
strato @stratomouse.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Going on a walk outside on a nice day still does it, never change 000 0
strato @stratomouse.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Elon's gamer handle in the mid 2000s absolutely started with "xX_" and ended in "_Xx" 000 0
strato @stratomouse.bsky.social · 28/01/2025In other news I’m now calling Rome “Spaghettiopolis” and this is important and helpful www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...nbcnews.comGoogle says it plans to use Trump's new names for Denali, Gulf of MexicoThe search and advertising giant said it would change its Google Maps names to Mount McKinley and Gulf of America once they're officially changed by federal officials. 000 0
strato @stratomouse.bsky.social · 28/01/2025okay youtube algorithm might be coming around again with some useful info 100 0
strato @stratomouse.bsky.social · 27/11/2024My plan to hold out until full release of Hades 2 is wavering 000 0
strato @stratomouse.bsky.social · 22/11/2024This dog toy comes in two modes when viewed from different angles: wide-eyed optimism or totally, unequivocally zonked 000 0
strato @stratomouse.bsky.social · 20/11/2024On the brightest of bright sides, I hope this pushes new musicians to start making more out-there shit and taking risks. The down-the-middle “sounds like (artist) mixed with (artist)” path is a few keystrokes away. www.pickr.com.au/sound/2024/a...pickr.com.auAfter dabbling in AI music, I get why the music industry isn't happy – PickrCould you tell the difference between an AI artist and a real one? I accidentally made Bowie and Beyonce and Elton sing. After experimenting with AI music, it's easy to see why the music industry is c... 100 0
strato @stratomouse.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Sometimes in Florida you hear a noise on the roof and it’s ten ibises 250 0
