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Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 8h

my wife got to experience this throughout the world series last year and was fairly worried about me at multiple points

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Marc Normandin @marcnormandin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Synchronization

A post of an image of Yoshinobu Yamamoto laying down with his ass facing the camera, appearing to hold up a tweet by Josh Reddick asking how someone who's never thrown a pitch in MLB can get $325 million. Below is another post from the Heat film bot, with the quote "Because she got a GREAT ASS!"

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Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

extending this Extremely Correct Opinion to include databases

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Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

just learned that the song oh yeah from ferris bueller and like 100 commercials has a music video and what ever you thought the video for that song would be like is wrong www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jJk...

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Yello - Oh Yeah (Official Video)

YouTube video by YelloVEVO

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Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

their current seasonal is "brisket" which is terrifying on it's own merits (also likely haunted)

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Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

jimmy johns should sell a broodwich huge missed opportunity

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Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

damn i love this show and not just because this is actual footage of how your email finds me this morning

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Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

jays still alive in the off season

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Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

wow inflation is really getting out of control damn

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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 04/10/2026

historical trends indicate the number of germanies may be asymptotic

a map of the holy roman empire, it's a fucking mess

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jurbotunker @jurbotunker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

nobody to blame except for the green checkered flag

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Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

ok i think i could actually pitch that concept

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Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

gangster's paradise: a retirement community for aging rappers

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Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

i hate that you understand why it's such a good movie but i love that someone else understands why

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Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

the democrat party: literally billions of dollars over 30 years to focus group how to get their Very Good Friends Across The Aisle™ to build a permission structure in which they can create an ownership stake and maybe vote for one of them someday the regime: here are bribes from the bribe fund

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Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

as a local i welcome you to our underrated town *begins making indy 500 noises*

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Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

actual footage of me *everywhere* in 2008: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Q8h...

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Holy Grail - I warned you

YouTube video by costas2by4

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Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

if i saw something that bad coming i'd be hollerin' actual footage of me on facebook starting in late 2005:

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Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

yes i would, kent! serious answer: no, there's a lot of CDS-ery going on right now but nothing like the 2000s unless you're sitting on a bunch of oracle stock. i would familiarize yourself with the location of the nearest exit if you're sitting on a bunch of oracle stock

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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

relatable

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Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

starting to wonder about all these charges i'm seeing on my card for CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE do you think they could be related

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Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

it seemed reasonable at the time ok

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Adam Casto @acasto.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I think Gemini’s tired of my shit.

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Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

and no i am not listening to yours or anyone else's podcasts i already have enough opinions of my own but unlike yours all of mine are correct

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Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

tons of layoff posting though, didn't like to see that but it's tough times right now for The Thing I Do for money to spend on race car

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Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

so that.. wasn't awful? less grindset/"what my recent havana syndrome diagnosis taught me about saas sales"/boomer ai slop posting and more normal business posting not sure what happened but it's way less silly than it once was. still a silly place though (yes, the havana syndrome post was real)

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forbidden doughnut @willwith2ls.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

aj allmendinger in 2012 be like

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bkmacd @bkmacd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Wrestling is one of the great art forms part 2

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Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

they care not for your "cockring texas" song or whatever instead they crave updates on how the st louis cardinals not starting alec burleson for game 162 is a direct assault on me and yes AMERICA

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Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

bluesky: the top website for elder millennials to learn about how my fantasy teams are failing me

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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 27/09/2026

babe wake up we're vaping B12s now

vegan-branded vapes that provide B12 vitamine? who even knows

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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 26/09/2026

Some incredible numbers here

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 26/09/2026

They shouldn't have wasted the name Skye Rizzy on some drug that does whatever it does. That was meant to be the name of a teen celebrity who's famous for reasons I understand as little as I understand that drug

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Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

they should let you do this in euro truck simulator 2

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Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

IFD films might have actually been a better choice for vaccine dreams what the hell is this about? is it about cia ninjas or a male modeling school? or maybe counterfitting? impossible to say why the ninjas are wearing headbands that say NINJA WHY ARE THEY JOUSTING ON MOTORCYCLES WITH NUNCHUCKS

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Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

hanging out with the boys goofin off just having fun

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Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

they should let me touch the monolith imo

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Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

got two shots in my arm an entire large pizza and a Extremely Powerful unlabeled candy i want my dreams tonight to be like the end of the hit feature film "2001"

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Simon @bauxoffice.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I have another concept for F1: The Movie 2. F2: Redemption Colton Herta has crashed out - literally and figuratively - of his F1 dream. Dan Towriss turns to the only American with F1 experience he can trust to qualify for a super licence - and it's the son of the man whose dream he stole.

Marco Andretti stars as Marco Andretti in F2: Redemption (Italian title: È l'anno di Marco)

Marco Andretti tests a 2006 Honda F1 car

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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Youre allowed to say "I'm gonna get elbow deep in some puzz tonight" no matter what the lady running the Barnes & Noble puzzle club says. She doesnt have a badge.

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Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

getting "if you see me trying to buy WB warn a brother" shirts made to sell outside of davos next year

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