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Matt

@stradiwhovius.bsky.social
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Deranged but surprisingly insightful musings. A goofy lil dude. A neurotic overthinker. A vicious little shit.

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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 5m
And when you think about it, what a classless and undignified thing to cling to. "I'm worthy of respect! I'm worthy of respect!!" I continue to insist as I enter Day 3 of demanding to know how a genderless alien fucks.
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 14m
I'm so sick of this “worthy of respect” legal fiction because on a literal level it just... isn’t. An all-consuming and cruel hobby that has you obsessing over the genitals of cartoon aliens and transvestigating complete strangers. It’s worthy of ridicule, shame, and total marginalisation.
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 3h
Much like Hannah’s best shot was to argue that the Traitors had kept her in precisely because it was a move that kept the suspicion on her and that the pressure was causing her to not be as effective at the game as people were expecting her to be.
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 3h
I would argue that he would likely be just as paranoid and spiraling if he were a faithful, and could successfully argue as much from his gameplay so far.
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 3h
I seem to have been largely spared that one!
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 3h
Yeah, Whalefall just to be sure we’re still talking about the same cursed thing
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 3h
Other Mommy can fuck off too.
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 3h
I never want to see an advert for that stuck in a whale’s stomach movie ever again
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 16h
Transphobic MP Tonia Antoniazzi accidentally highlights the way that the guidance encourages hatred towards people who might be perceived as trans or as queer with zero self awareness.
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 17h
What a heartless, cruel thing for an elected representative to say.
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 16h
Feeling a fleeting urge to entirely uproot my life, move to Tonia Antoniazzi's constituency and make her life absolute hell with vexatious requests and nuisance emails.
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 17h
I've been thinking about Music. Fashion. Film.
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 18h
I have developed a dislike for her on levels unseen since Maga Chipz.
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 19h
Very much so. I’ve won a fair few games of Mafia by playing exactly as I would if I weren’t a murderer.
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 19h
Does Hannah Fry need a private secretary?
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 22h
also grotesque for the BBC to quote "Sex-based rights charity Sex Matters" (a transphobic hate group) before any trans person affected.
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 23h
Re: Stats for Lefties
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 23h
I ain't fuckin living that long
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 23h
Sorry, but play stupid games, win stupid prizes. You know full well what you're getting into by agreeing to appear on this trash
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
is me having a midlife crisis at 30 portentous of my life expectancy?
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I’d googled since haha. You can just exchange one Irish actress with another I guess. Gag if she’s randomly Jessie Buckley in the next episode.
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Oh, I knew I recognised the voice of Orla Brady (Tasha Lem) too! Has she always been the voice of FRIDAY?!
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
WAIT that IS actually Diane Morgan in VisionQuest?!
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
You’d have to ask her!!
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
You could almost certainly point to a couple of episodes in the classic series of him doing it, too! It’s a shame because the whole story of him being burned out which was set out in the last season premiere had a lot of potential imo.
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Something about last week's Scrubs wasn't sitting well with me and I've worked out it was Turk. My man, you are in your 50s, just do the fuckin' laundry.
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Gloria Hunniford, Lulu, Eamonn Holmes, Jane McDonald, Richard Madeley, Tom Jones, King Charles, Anthea Turner, Cat Deeley, Stephen Mulhurn, Miriam Margolyes, Andrew Castle, Les Dawson, Nigel Slater, Danny Dyer, Dani Dyer, Martin Roberts, Davina McCall, Alan Titchmarsh. I come from a line of Haters
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Me and who
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Sorry I can’t leave this photo as an insta exclusive it’s so funny
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
How long ago was this filmed that there was actually some rain?! #GBBO
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I hear she goes by an alt normally so I’m grateful she has spoke out!
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Queer ally Lady Di!!
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
You know what, fuck it lol. Go nuts: friends-take.hinge.co/en-GB/start/...
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
So Kelly Clarkson is… feuding with a small business over a… $15k mechanical bird which may or may not have been for sale. What a time to be alive.
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
BBC platforming a woman who compares being gay to paedophilia.
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Obviously deliberate misgendering isn't even close to the most harmful things JoRo has done but I do think this this is useful in that there is no wiggle room here. No space to argue "all she actually said was is sex is real!" or similar bullshit - she unambiguously does it.
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Don't make me tap the chart
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Oh fuck that, I have been told in very clear terms why someone didn't want to go on further dates with me before and let me tell you it makes you appreciate getting ghosted.
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Get a temp job. Maybe do some beekeeping.
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Getting the fleeting urge to hand out the Hinge's new "friends take" link to complete strangers.
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The Corbyn Santa account was one of those watershed moments that led me to my current view of the alt-left: that they aren't just excessively purist ideologically, but a bunch of bitter monastics who are straightforwardly horrible people and a coalition with them is neither possible nor desirable.
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
except for me I am only 21 :)
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
YEP.
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I am once again saying that Doctor Who needs to be following the Loki model of a serialised format targeting a slightly more mature audience but still has very distinct episodes. Or, put another way, it needs to be like Flux, but not shit.
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I do think this is basically the gamer equivalent of getting far-right trolls pushed on your timeline, or my own personal hell of the tl being awash with the most insane Doctor Who takes. All outrage bait.
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I would also be wondering to what extent many of those voices are still reasonable centre-right because several mutuals I had over there have gone completely fucking insane
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Both have origin stories of failing to get elected as councillors and their mendacity and personal venomousness are both clearly partly rooted in bitterness towards people who are more likeable and electable than they are.
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Very much a proto-Stats For Liars in a few key ways
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Acts, yes, but looks is just rude 😅
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