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Matt

@stradiwhovius.bsky.social
1.8K followers 464 following 6.4K posts

Deranged but surprisingly insightful musings. A goofy lil dude. A neurotic overthinker. A vicious little shit.

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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 1h
I should call him...
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 1h
Why was Maddie made up like 80s Madonna for a Grease number? #scd #Strictly
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 5h
RIP Colliers Wood WHSmi- er, I mean TGJones
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 6h
This would be perfect for my new fridge
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 8h
Taking personal credit for these 9 albums things starting to include OSTs
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 8h
Sorry, I know Kemi being a weird loser is entertaining but I just cant mentally bury that no one wins forever. Whenever the Tories do end up back in charge I would prefer the party weren't just a bunch of climate deniers and neo nazis.
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Think I'm going to push for this as team name at a pub quiz next week
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
my 9 albums :)
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Have had several DMs from people not getting that the joke was that I actually hadn’t made an alt and now I feel bad about it so have some bicoctober content. Though I won’t lie the brilliance of the name “Stradiwhorevius” is tempting...
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“It’s described as one of the darkest movies ever made”
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Definitely haven’t just made an alt.
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
At a colleagues birthday drinks last night he was telling me about a friend who had taken a break-up really badly (like, months-long badly) and my, genuine, advice to him was to get the guy into Sabrina Carpenter.
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I contain multitudes. I am a Patty in that I am a bitchy gay introvert, and I am a Selma in the sense I am lovelorn and up for a sham marriage to a celebrity.
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lovely to have this info but only one of these buses actually stops here?
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm a bit reluctant to describe the case of Glinner as 'tragic' because I think it's too sympathetic towards a man who is deserving of none.
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
NEW SCRUBS NEW SCRUBS NEW SCRUBS
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
!! BEST BOY ALERT !!
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Everyone say Happy Birthday Sufjan!
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
... what a loser.
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"This lesbian bar isn't Covid Conscious!"
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Aidan @aidan94.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The way you can quickly pull up these receipts is impressive
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Remember when he got weirdly mad about the Gatwick drone disruption and someone worked out it's because he was planning to attend a Turning Point US summit?
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If it’s the same AI episode, I’ve said all I need to already.
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is now a good time to drop my Taylor Lorenz prediction from a few months back
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This was an evergreen tweet why did I tie it to one headline
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Third option: She has always been this stupid and irresponsible and should never have been put in that post. She was ranting about 'cultural Marxism" as early as 2019 for goodness sake.
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
James Somerton is exposed for having plagiarised pretty much his entire body of work (2023, Colourised)
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anyone else find the Copilot Facilitator on Teams far too pushy? Earlier it told me to start wrapping a meeting up and, like, don't tell me what to do?
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Finn @thegoblinpoet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ngl "2 doggers, a lad out on the rob for diesel, a fly tipper and an actual terrorist get swept up into an international incident" would be a really funny premise for a slice of life British comedy
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In the mood to do something naughty
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“I’m not hungry, let’s have dinner.” remains top tier flirting it must be said
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What would your story arc on 7 Up look like so far?
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’ve been really into a new release from a small indie artist you probably haven’t heard of recently, her name’s Madonna
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Opinions columnists have ruined society and every last one of them will be condemned to hell and rightfully so.
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh I didn’t post today’s purchase here! If you’re not following Instawhovius you’re only getting HALF the story! www.instagram.com/stradiwhovius_
Matt holding the Twelfth Doctor’s sonic screwdriver, wearing a similar blue coat to his costume
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Watching Toy Story 5.
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Roland Smith @rolandmcs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Even the GB News presenter is thrown by his guest's suggestion that all asylum seekers be castrated. This is what happens when the narrative marches ever rightwards. It drifts out of everyone's control and requires individuals involved to suddenly realise 'no wait, f***, that's mad'.
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Watching the first live episode of Strictly with the new hosts with much interest and concern.
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Since we’re talking about biphobic piece of shit Rosie Duffield, here’s another thing she was an obsessive dunce about
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
WELL THAT TURNED OUT TO BE A FUCKING LIE DIDN’T IT
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Scheming
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not engaging with that NYT list. My one conspiracy theory I do actually believe is that such things are generated to create disagreement and outrage.
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Billionaires? Becoming obsessed with their haters? It’s more likely than you think!
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Okay fine I did the my 9 games thing whether we care or not
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Anyway who is coming to see an extended movie cut of one of the best stories of Doctor Who with me? www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBBP...
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The Satan Pit: Extended Movie Cut | Trailer
YouTube video by Doctor Who
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Going to be bold and not do what I normally do, which is check the video's actual content before posting: "I can't read between the lines and don't personally relate to this character, therefore they are poorly written."
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The thing with Staniland is that, even among GCs, she's really fucking stupid. Like. You can SEE it in those zoom meetings they have: she has the internal monologue of a microwave humming.
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
danceteria and it's completely different but also still danceteria
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
10pm on a school night that's... that's a sensible time to stick on Lord of the Rings isn't it.
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