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Maggie NLN

@stpaulmaggie.bsky.social
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Maggie NLN @stpaulmaggie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dude in the cube next to me makes like 100k a year but staples his shoes together. Its extra annoying being dude in the cube next to me is my ex-husband.
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Maggie NLN @stpaulmaggie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bright Eyes at First Ave. It was nice that Oberst didn't get ripshit hammered.
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Maggie NLN @stpaulmaggie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tom Petty!
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Maggie NLN @stpaulmaggie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Almost every day I think about this dude i called during phone banking in 2024. He was all "I get Trump is a loony, but my grocery bills are out if control." Wonder how he is doing. IF ONLY SOMEONE WOULD HAVE WARNED HIM.
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Maggie NLN @stpaulmaggie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
www.wsj.com/us-news/immi...
wsj.com
Exclusive | How Local Police Get Paid Big Money for Just a Few Immigration Arrests
The Department of Homeland Security gives local agencies as much as $2 million for each arrest in a nationwide task force.
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RAYGUN @raygunsite.com · 30/09/2026
Big news: we just landed the EXCLUSIVE merch deal for America's most secretive college/pro/mens/womens sports team! Only at RAYGUN: www.raygunsite.com PS: don't tell Eric Schmitt.... #RAYGUN #AtlantaHawkeyes
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Maggie NLN @stpaulmaggie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
People bangs were so ridiculously high in the 80s that their hair couldn't fit in a yearbook photo.
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IASIP quotes @sunnyquotes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Frank's Pretty Woman
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Maggie NLN @stpaulmaggie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My excruciating hip pain reminds me of how grief or falling in love feels. I'm all "what the fuck did my brain think about before I was consumed by this?!"
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Maggie NLN @stpaulmaggie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Fuck yeah I went to Lily Allen performing West End Girl.
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Maggie NLN @stpaulmaggie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Drop a MOUSTACHE. Zachariah Hickman.
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Maggie NLN @stpaulmaggie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Im ready, iiiiim ready (spongebob voice)
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Maggie NLN @stpaulmaggie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Its my gorgeous Alices sweet 16 today.
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IASIP quotes @sunnyquotes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Mac's Big Break
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Maggie NLN @stpaulmaggie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I love how everything is divided up with medical bills. Hey, you want to set up a payment plan for your 'hospital' bill for 150 a month? And another for the 'dr' bill, 150 a month? Oh and ANOTHER 150 for the Ortho bill for the rest of your god damn life....
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Maggie NLN @stpaulmaggie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
In a meeting today with 10 people & not ONE knows who Bob Mould is. JFC I work with a bunch of squares.
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Maggie NLN @stpaulmaggie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Have you ever found an artist because a song was used in a movie or TV show? When I heard Jessica Langes character sing 'God's & Monsters' in AHS I was all "who sings this delightfully fucked up song?!". Wasn't too long after I hit cheapo's & said "I am going to need everything you've got of Lana."
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Maggie NLN @stpaulmaggie.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
No
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Maggie NLN @stpaulmaggie.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I feel like i am never going to sleep again. Which blows because honestly, sleeping is my favorite thing to do. #Insomnia youtu.be/7cqHtGb9WYM?...
youtu.be
I'm So Tired (Remastered 2009)
YouTube video by The Beatles - Topic
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Maggie NLN @stpaulmaggie.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I have an injury. Was my first request from my doctor to have a note to work from home? Get a temp handicapped parking sticker? No, it was a note requesting concert venues to get me an ADA seat instead of my GA tickets. Priorities yo!
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Maggie NLN @stpaulmaggie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I'm watching 9 to 5. My mom used to rent this all the time. One of those movies I saw so many times as a kid, but have not watched it as adult. This is going to be wild. #Dolly
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Maggie NLN @stpaulmaggie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I just got some new crutches from the doctor (hip shit). They have a "child/adolescent" sticker on them. Ahhh the joys of being 5ft 0in tall.
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Maggie NLN @stpaulmaggie.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
LCD Soundsystem at The Armory. Fun fun fun fun show.
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LifuX @lifux.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Nobody told the cat owls do that #Cats #Caturday #Owls #LifuX
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Maggie NLN @stpaulmaggie.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I dig Kristen Bell, but whenever I see her I think: "She was fed to the pigs in Deadwood."
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Maggie NLN @stpaulmaggie.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
What a show! Im so fucking glad I got to see @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social live.
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Maggie NLN @stpaulmaggie.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Fink at @thecedar.bsky.social
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IASIP quotes @sunnyquotes.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The Waitress Is Getting Married
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Maggie NLN @stpaulmaggie.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
www.today.com/life/lana-de...
today.com
Crowd Confused as Lana Del Rey’s ‘National Anthem’ Is Played Instead of ‘Star-Spangled Banner’
Ahead of a high school football game, a DJ experienced “technical difficulties.”
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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
"A solar eclipse. The cosmic ballet goes on."
Season 4 / Episode 12
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Maggie NLN @stpaulmaggie.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Felt awesome to vote for @peggyflanagan.bsky.social . I look forward to voting for her again in the General. Usually when I vote its "fine I guess" but this vote is was all "fuck yes! ". Ooo that could be a song...
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Maggie NLN @stpaulmaggie.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Its 4 days later & my brain STILL has not recovered from listening to 14 seconds of a song... then 14 seconds of another song... for 3 fucking straight hours. My brain is not wired for that shit. Same reason I couldn't get into robot chicken.
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Maggie NLN @stpaulmaggie.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
You ever been to a concert where you are the only one that didn't know the words to any songs? Thats how I felt at the Bananas game.
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Maggie NLN @stpaulmaggie.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I am going to a banana thingy tonight. My friend is a VIP & travels the country for this... she does not dig that i call it "the banana thingy".
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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
"Whew! All this computer hacking is making me thirsty. I think I'll order a Tab."
Season 7 / Episode 7
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Tina Smith @smith.senate.gov · 04/08/2026
Republicans will likely do what they always do and confirm Blanche as Attorney General despite all of this, and once again, women across America will pay the price.
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IASIP quotes @sunnyquotes.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Sweet Dee Has A Heart Attack
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Maggie NLN @stpaulmaggie.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Went out dancing tonight. It was cathartic. youtu.be/9ZNkPA_zUd4?...
youtu.be
Dance Yrself Clean
YouTube video by LCD Soundsystem - Topic
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Amber Sparks @ambersparks.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
You won’t catch me out here often defending Gen X or Millennials but I will say we understand how to go to a concert without pooping on the floor www.pastemagazine.com/music/noah-k...
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We’re entering a “shitting on the floor at concerts” epidemic
Paste Magazine is your source for the best music, movies, TV, comedy, videogames, books, comics, craft beer, politics and more. Discover your favorite albums and films.
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Maggie NLN @stpaulmaggie.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Oh man... I am going to blast The Frames all day.
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Maggie NLN @stpaulmaggie.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
You know that one person at work that chooses not to participate in the workplace picnic, just sits in their office while everyone is outside playing cornhole... that is me. I look forward to not having internal emails for 2 hours, that is my idea of a party.
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Maggie NLN @stpaulmaggie.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the '90's
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Maggie NLN @stpaulmaggie.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Its warm
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Maggie NLN @stpaulmaggie.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
youtu.be/IvmeUStFvz8?...
youtu.be
"El Nino" Chris Farley
YouTube video by Christopher Farr
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Maggie NLN @stpaulmaggie.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Holy moly there are a lot of sirens tonight
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Maggie NLN @stpaulmaggie.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Maggie NLN @stpaulmaggie.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Lol this got flagged as "graphic media"
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Maggie NLN @stpaulmaggie.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I saw my first "Mike Lindell for Governor" lawn sign (shiver). It was out in Stillwater. Every time I think "that loony will never win", I remind myself I said the same thing about the Big Orange Baby.
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
me completely unprompted at thanksgiving this year
Mamdani saying Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal
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Reuters @reuters.com · 21/07/2026
US Health Secretary Kennedy says CMS is pausing Medicaid payments to California and Minnesota reut.rs/4fNQtck
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US Health Secretary Kennedy says CMS is pausing Medicaid payments to California and Minnesota
The Trump administration is ​pausing over $1 ‌billion in Medicaid payments to ​California and ​Minnesota "because of suspected ⁠fraud and ​noncompliance," U.S. Health ​Secretary Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. said ​on Tuesday.
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