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Stoudman

@stoud.bsky.social
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He/Him | Ace | Content Writer/Manager | Former writer for TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles.com | Owner of www.Back2School.store

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Stoudman @stoud.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I just read an obvious attempt at a smear story against Graham Platner that frames him as having ties to a "far-left paramilitary group," and I honestly thought to myself "oh, he's way cooler than I even thought."
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J.K. Simmons: Honestly, I Think That's a Good Sign
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TLDR Jack @tldrjack.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I suspect this might be the best photo I ever take
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Stoudman @stoud.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I just heard Kevin O'Leary say the words "that was one of the most successful bankruptcies in American history." Y'all, I.....I don't think Kevin is quite the genius he's made out to be....
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Shark Tank Kevin O'Leary
ALT: Shark Tank Kevin O'Leary
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Stoudman @stoud.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
As a leftist, using social media now basically feels like an endless repetitive process whereby you are inundated with obvious lies and falsehoods, rage baited into responding with facts, and then laughed at by people who believe vaccines cause autism.
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Stoudman @stoud.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Today on FB, I came across perhaps one of the funnier posts I've seen on the platform in a long time. It was someone asking MAGA to explain what Jim Crow was. Sure enough, 98% of the comments failed to answer the question, and those that did used AI. Most comments were "The Dems are the racists!"
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Stoudman @stoud.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I have this funny feeling that the politics of an empty wallet will ensure that despite every effort to cheat, Republicans are going to lose big in November.
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Stoudman @stoud.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Transphobia has melted far too many brains.
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Stoudman @stoud.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
"There was no party switch, libtard. Also, here's a Democrat from several decades ago who sounds almost exactly like a modern Republican." 🫠
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Stoudman @stoud.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I seriously don't understand how conservatives are convincing themselves that birthright citizenship is a bad thing. Like...99% of the people suggesting we get rid of it is literally only a citizen by birthright, which means that their citizenship would be in question if we got rid of it.
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Stoudman @stoud.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
"This movie studio is failing within the capitalist system it has always existed in...must be the fucking commie's fault." - David Spade, basically.
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Stoudman @stoud.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
So let me get this straight. Audio recordings implicate Trump making the decision to start this war of his own volition. Iran closes Strait of Hormuz in response, warns Americans to expect $200 a barrel. Trump relents, tells Iran to open the Strait free of charge to get oil moving.
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Mia Farrow @miafarrow.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Defense Dept under Pete Hegseth just spent more than $93 billion. Included: $2 million on Alaskan king crab last September alone, $6.9 million on lobster tail, $1 million on salmon, $140,000 on doughnuts, $124,000 on ice cream machines, $26,000 on sushi, and $15.1 million on ribeye steak.
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Stoudman @stoud.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Texas lawmakers now suggesting they can define what religion is or is not, and that they can decide Islam is not a valid religion, thus allowing them to deny religious freedoms to Muslims. ...which is blatantly unconstitutional on its face. fortworthreport.org/2026/03/07/b...
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Banning Islam, deporting Muslims discussed at Fort Worth church after primary elections
Mercy Culture’s For Liberty & Justice hosted a panel discussion on the “threat of Islam.”
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Stoudman @stoud.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
NGL, I kinda love the way MLB on Fox chose to announce that Israel had lost the World Baseball Classic on Facebook. Best comment by far: "why didn't they just get the Americans to play their games?"
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Stoudman @stoud.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Who is this protester and how much were they paid to lick boot? #Olympia #OlympiaWA #FirstTheyCame #Millionaires
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Stoudman @stoud.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I made this because every other "Radical Leftist" t-shirt on Amazon sucks. www.amazon.com/dp/B0GRCPXSH...
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Retro 1980's Vintage Radical Leftist T-Shirt
Whether you're one of the millions of Gen X / Millennials who find themselves more aligned with leftist views than any other political perspective, or you just dig the style of the 80s and want to share your political alignment, this totally awesome design is a fun and clever way to do so while also possibly putting a smile on a few faces. After all, you're not just any kind of leftist, you're a righteously radical leftist!
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Stoudman @stoud.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Book this one under "every accusation is a confession."
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
A brief overview on why the AI Bubble is not just a 'Dot Com' or even just a '2008'; but something existentially threatening to Capitalism.
Cascade Dynamics
Why this isn't just "AI bubble pops, startups fail, move on"

The Perpetual Motion Machine In Reverse

On the way up:

ZIRP → Yen carry trade profitable
Carry trade → Private credit boom
Private credit → AI speculation fundable
AI speculation → NVIDIA/tech stocks soar
Tech stocks → Collateral for MORE carry trades

Perpetual motion: Each layer feeds the next

On the way down:

AI hype slows → Valuations questioned
Valuations drop → Private credit loans underwater
Private credit defaults → Lenders demand redemptions
Redemptions → Must unwind carry trades
Yen carry unwind → Yen strengthens, dollar assets sold
Dollar assets sold → Tech stocks crater
Tech stocks crater → Collateral vanishes
Collateral vanishes → Margin calls cascade

Anti-perpetual motion: Each layer accelerates the next DOWN
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Stoudman @stoud.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
The least surprising thing ever. Turns out when you base your algorithms around triggering people into responding to shit they don't even like or want to see can fuck with their head. Who knew??? God, it's like having a fucking bully dictate what you will and won't see at all times.
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Hakeem Jeffries was literally voting for a resolution condemning socialism while this meeting was taking place
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Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted. If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
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Stoudman @stoud.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Okay, if I point out that Trump using his power and influence to make money on the stock market 157 times is similar to what Nancy Pelosi has done in the past, I don't need some lib to remind me that what she did was legal, the point is it's wrong BOTH TIMES for the SAME REASON.
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Stoudman @stoud.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
"Donald Trump was at Mar-a-Lago for Thanksgiving in 2017, but Epstein insists he was with Trump for the holiday, proving Epstein was a liar and wasn't telling the truth!" In those emails, Epstein was talking about being in Palm Beach for Thanksgiving. Palm Beach is the location of Mar-a-Lago.
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Stoudman @stoud.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
I think what annoys me the most about Youtube Channels like @adammockler.com or @lukebeasley.bsky.social is that they seem to be following the same flawed clickbait playbook. The problem isn't the clickbait, it's their crass attempts to keep people engaged for 5 min before showing the clickbait.
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Steve Vladeck @stevevladeck.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
The very first statute authorizing domestic use of the military during domestic emergencies, enacted in 1792 by a Congress full of the same folks who wrote and ratified the Constitution, expressly provided for judicial review in certain circumstances *before* the President could even send troops.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 03/10/2025
BREAKING: A federal judge finds that there is evidence Kilmar Abrego was VINDICTIVELY PROSECUTED. The judge GRANTS Abrego's motion for discovery and a hearing, and the government must now PROVE it did not vindictively prosecute Mr. Abrego. 1/
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Joshua Collins @murosinvisibles.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Judge William G. Young's ruling taking on the Trump admin's assault on the First Amendment: He agrees ICE is a terror organization: "ICE goes masked for a single reason- to terrorize Americans into quiescence"
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Stoudman @stoud.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
If anyone can help out with a few spare buckaroos, I'm honestly just trying to make sure I don't get overdrafted when rent comes out in a few days! www.gofundme.com/f/keep-val-a...
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Donate to Keep Val and Roommate Safe and Housed, organized by Kiley Fox
Hi, my name is Kiley. I am fundraising for my friend Val and her roommate who are curr… Kiley Fox needs your support for Keep Val and Roommate Safe and Housed
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Stoudman @stoud.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
If anyone can help us pay the bills this month, I would really appreciate it! www.gofundme.com/f/keep-val-a...
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Donate to Keep Val and Roommate Safe and Housed, organized by Kiley Fox
Hi, my name is Kiley. I am fundraising for my friend Val and her roommate who are curr… Kiley Fox needs your support for Keep Val and Roommate Safe and Housed
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 20/09/2025
“Thus far, there is no evidence connecting the suspect with any left-wing groups.” www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
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'No evidence' found yet of ties between Charlie Kirk's shooting and left-wing groups, officials say
Three people familiar with the federal probe into Kirk’s assassination told NBC News that investigators have yet to find a link between the alleged shooter and left-wing groups.
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Sam Barlow 🔥 @mrsambarlow.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Fix your brain and heart
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Stoudman @stoud.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
People who are sane: "2+2 = 4, how can I tell you anything else?" Conservatives: "Sometimes it equals 3, sometimes it equals 5, it's all a matter of Donald Trump's perspective on any given day."
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Stoudman @stoud.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
If you are even for one second getting libbed up about Gavin Newsom, who buddies up with the likes of Charlie Kirk and is in this fight for his own political ambitions, who almost assuredly will change nothing if elected president, I beg of you to look deeper into the guy and his actual beliefs.
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Stoudman @stoud.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
When is someone going to tell people like @adammockler.com and @lukepbeasley.bsky.social‬ that running this "cognitive decline" nonsense is not going to help their case against Trump, because it's so obviously a stretch that even people on the left like myself would reasonably question your logic.
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Stoudman @stoud.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
I've got bad news for conservatives regarding Rubio. No reason to point this out now, but it will be relevant in the future.
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a close up of the joker 's face with the words i know a squealer when i see one and .
ALT: a close up of the joker 's face with the words i know a squealer when i see one and .
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Stoudman @stoud.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
I firmly and truly believe that Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton is a Nazi. Thank goodness that in the United States of America, I still have the freedom to profess my beliefs because of the rights granted to me by the first amendment to the Constitution. I also believe Nazis do not belong here.
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Stoudman @stoud.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
I always thought this scene from Scrooged depicted a change in character and personality that was simply too stark to be possible. Then I watched the downfall of Ana Kasparian. youtu.be/PfIF4SF21NQ?...
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Scrooged - Ghost of Christmas Future
YouTube video by TheWizard431
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Stoudman @stoud.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Regarding the BBB and the potential loss of hundreds of rural hospitals, I'd just like to remind everyone of the year 2020, when hospitals in America were already stretched thin trying to provide enough beds for covid patients. If another pandemic hits now, we will not be able to handle it.
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Stoudman @stoud.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Another way to write "Anyone who supports a two-state solution is a Zionist" would be to say "Anyone who supports manifest destiny is a colonizer." 😉 #ContraPoints
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Stoudman @stoud.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
@anakasparian.bsky.social Hey, I just wanted to drop a line to let you know that you looked terrible on your Her Take panel w/ Dr. Drew. The whole show had a real "let them eat cake" feel to it, and I'm wondering if they would consider renaming the show "We hate poor people," as it would be honest.
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Stoudman @stoud.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
I feel like the major flaw most communists/socialists make when criticizing capitalists is in assuming that they think of human life as separate from private property, but since capitalists are always trying to find new ways to pay me less for the use of my life, I'm pretty sure they know.
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Stoudman @stoud.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
When it's just racism and it's obvious as fuck.
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Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
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Riley Gaines: NYC is so screwed

Qt: Did Zohran Mamdani also beat you at swimming
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Stoudman @stoud.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
This song should be in the game @rockstargames.com youtu.be/T86Gou7w1VA?...
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the oohlas - gta6 [music video]
YouTube video by problemas
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Kim Herbst @kiwifruitbird.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
I stayed up late illustrating something for no real reason. I definitely didn't give out a google drive link with a high res version of it among friends and family for printing purposes.
Illustration of a massively pissed off bald eagle ripping apart a golden crown with its talons, the words NO KINGS in bold font is over its wings
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BeccaCass @beccacass.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
New Yorkers scream out each officer’s lawsuits against them for excessive force and more upon their city, right to their faces while protesting.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 13/06/2025
i think in a few decades we will view what being online has done to certain peoples brains the way we view the effects of lead poisoning on society
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