Reposted by stormyweathrJaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Every city is walkable if you don't mind being run over 516521
Reposted by stormyweathrDistribute Aid @distributeaid.org · 01/02/2025Hello everyone! We have an offer for 300,000 N95 masks, most of which expire at the end of July. 😷 If there are any mutual aid groups interested in these, please DM us your email and we will send you more information. 27725477
stormyweathr @stormyweathr.bsky.social · 01/02/2025If you’ve got a baby on board, why do you drive like that 031
Reposted by stormyweathrjeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 26/01/2025i can see how you would come to this conclusion if your job didn't require you to ever be correct 435165012486
Reposted by stormyweathrSascha Stronach🏳️⚧️, The Sunforge out now @understatesmen.bsky.social · 14/01/2025I'm uncomfortable with the inevitable "his work was always crap" because it seems to say "you can tell who the predators are by how well they write" and ... no no you absolutely cannot, that's the whole point. 257138432105
stormyweathr @stormyweathr.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Elon Musk is like if one of those tumors with teeth and hair was incubated for 40 years 120
Reposted by stormyweathrAaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Los Angeles January 2025 748159432809
stormyweathr @stormyweathr.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Covid is just the flu. Like a heart attack is just chest pains and like a pulmonary embolism is just a cough. And like a brain tumor is just a headache. And like 000
stormyweathr @stormyweathr.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Luigi Mangione is single-handedly bringing back oversized belted jumpsuits 000
stormyweathr @stormyweathr.bsky.social · 19/12/2024When everyone on the block remembers to move their car for street cleaning 120
stormyweathr @stormyweathr.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Is there a competition today for who is the least self aware or are y’all just like this 010
stormyweathr @stormyweathr.bsky.social · 17/12/2024At this point I’m convinced my therapist should be supreme ruler of the planet 000
Reposted by stormyweathrSamuel Freeman @samfreeman.bsky.social · 16/12/2024There is a basic instinct comic that came out I’ve been saying this for years 012
stormyweathr @stormyweathr.bsky.social · 16/12/2024🎶 Let’s take the drone before us and sing a chorus or two🎶 010
stormyweathr @stormyweathr.bsky.social · 16/12/2024In November 2023 I thought seeing Khaled Nabhan hold little Reem, her tiny, lifeless form, killed with our tax dollars, would change the world’s heart. But a year later, he’s gone too. And nothing has changed. #soulofmysoul 020
Reposted by stormyweathr𝑴𝒐𝒏𝒂 𝑯𝒊𝒋𝒂𝒛𝒊 🇵🇸🫒𝑰𝒏 𝑮𝒂𝒛𝒂 @monahijazi.bsky.social · 16/12/2024They killed him. The whole world knew him was an icon of patience when he said Spirit Spirit 💔💔💔 311350
stormyweathr @stormyweathr.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Landlord put chemical finish on the floors in the apartment below us, now our apartment smells like what can only be described as “til the room stink” but about the Tin Man 010
stormyweathr @stormyweathr.bsky.social · 16/12/2024God only gives his worst tummy aches to his hottest soldiers 010
stormyweathr @stormyweathr.bsky.social · 16/12/20241960: I bet by 2024 we’ll have flying cars 2024: you need 7 different machines to function daily and they all have different charging cords because fuck you 010
stormyweathr @stormyweathr.bsky.social · 15/12/2024When I was a child at a diner I would always take handfuls of mini Smuckers and butters because you can never kill the human foraging instinct 031
stormyweathr @stormyweathr.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Conspirators love Christmas time most of all because they can conspire by the fire instead of just conspiring in regular places. 021
stormyweathr @stormyweathr.bsky.social · 13/12/2024NARRATOR: She would be pissed for the next 16 years. 010
stormyweathr @stormyweathr.bsky.social · 13/12/2024People will freely admit that Mitt Romney looks pretty moderate these days and in the same breath deny the shifting of the Overton Window 010
stormyweathr @stormyweathr.bsky.social · 13/12/2024His hot wife smoking him out and sharing a sexual fantasy was his present and he really didn’t appreciate it like he should have 020
stormyweathr @stormyweathr.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Regardless of whether or not you think Die Hard is a Christmas movie, we can all agree that “He Dies Slowly” or “It Is Hard To Kill Him” are far superior titles 000
stormyweathr @stormyweathr.bsky.social · 13/12/2024So that one woman in the Cell Block Tango really just had misophonia? Free her. 120
