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Justin VanLaere

@storminspank.com
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Light Pollution Opponent. Oxford Comma Advocate. I believe in the Iowa Hawkeyes, Chicago Cubs, Bigfoot, and You. Petrichor & Parhelia Fan. Iowa Born Minnesotan. I solve people, then their problems. BWCA explorer.✌️🕹️🛶⚾🎬🏀📚🏈

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Someday people will learn this whole thing is the most obvious scam in history but that day is not today. The only reason Musk got away with any of this is because Americans are largely suckers looking to be scammed and the tech press is the tip of the spear of the whole scam.
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GeekTyrant @geektyrant.com · 28/09/2026
AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY Theory Says Doctor Doom Has Already Captured Spider-Man
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AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY Theory Says Doctor Doom Has Already Captured Spider-Man
Marvel fans may have figured out what happened to Spider-Man, and if this theory is right, Peter Parker has a serious Doctor Doom problem. With Avengers: Endgame Encore arriving this past weekend, Marvel...
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Justin VanLaere @storminspank.com · 28/09/2026
Vikings getting a 5th rounder for a Top 10 pick is classic Vikings.
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Justin VanLaere @storminspank.com · 28/09/2026
10 years ago, Iowa also beat Michigan on the final play of the game. I also happened to accidentally capture Sad Michigan Fan that day. Hey that was fun @josephwagner.bsky.social!!
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Justin VanLaere @storminspank.com · 27/09/2026
Can we talk about the THROW by Hank Brown for the walk off win against Michigan in the Big House? What an absolute DIME! Still floating from the Hawkeyes' win yesterday.
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PlannedSickDays @plannedsickdays.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
who did it better
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Brendan Stiles @thebstiles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A college football WHEE! @slangsonsports.bsky.social
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Justin VanLaere @storminspank.com · 24/09/2026
That all can be true, but it doesn't make my statement any less true either.
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Justin VanLaere @storminspank.com · 23/09/2026
Both teams did. But when they walk the guy ahead of you twice to get to you and you can't put a bunt down (which would have won the game with the next AB being a pop fly to the outfield), that's a 👎. Shaw played badly when he came into the game.
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Justin VanLaere @storminspank.com · 23/09/2026
My two texts to the group about Matt Shaw last night
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kylie rae @kyrae26.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Matt Norlander @norlander.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
45 before the fourth 😍😍😍🫨
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Justin VanLaere @storminspank.com · 07/09/2026
Nuts! I have a 2015 Audi TDI; last time I filled up it was $125.
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Justin VanLaere @storminspank.com · 07/09/2026
I drove by Kwik Trip NW yesterday, almost $6 per gallon. 😳
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Justin VanLaere @storminspank.com · 06/09/2026
Bruce Thornton was a beast in that second half. 😳 What a run we had tho!
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ICHawkeye @ichawkeye.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
When your friend from Costa Rica comes to Iowa.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I teach history. That's my profession. That's what I'm trained in, that's what I was hired to train students in. That's what all my experience and interest is in. I don't know a thing about AI and I don't want to. So if you want to teach AI, go teach AI in your own fucking classroom.
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Justin VanLaere @storminspank.com · 15/08/2026
JJ Wetherholt would not be allowed to chew gum in my house.
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Justin VanLaere @storminspank.com · 29/07/2026
The soundtrack to Once is a masterpiece
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 29/07/2026
Goddamnit. So sad to hear about Glen Hansard. Just an amazing talent and incredible person, gone way WAY too soon. Just saw him last year at Ohana Fest... Pull up Rhythm and Repose and The Swell Season if you're not familiar with Glen's music.
It is me with Glen Hansard backstage at the Ohana Festival, September 2025.
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Justin VanLaere @storminspank.com · 29/07/2026
🔥🔥🔥
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Josh Turek @joshturek4iowa.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Great game, Mr. President. 🏀 Iowa, you heard President Obama. The ball is in your court. Join our campaign and help us Push For Change: Turek4Iowa.com
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Justin VanLaere @storminspank.com · 25/07/2026
I think Rogue has room for a friend.
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Justin VanLaere @storminspank.com · 25/07/2026
I mean, c'mon. Look at this good boy! #AdoptPeso
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Justin VanLaere @storminspank.com · 25/07/2026
This is the stuff I'm messaging my family now. #AdoptPeso
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Justin VanLaere @storminspank.com · 20/07/2026
I don't think a standard crop removes him.
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Brian Rosenworcel @brianrosenworcel.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
shoulda just formed a band and skipped the fascist stuff
More makeup than KISS in this admin
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Justin VanLaere @storminspank.com · 16/07/2026
Three weeks ago, we were catching lakers and smallies up in the BWCA. Turns out we were miles north of where the wildfires started. A harrowing reminder of how unpredictable the wilderness is and how things can change in an instant. Continued thoughts go out to everyone affected by the fires.
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Getting Gophery @gettinggophery.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I do think the world cup has reminded people that america is everyone when we needed that reminder the most
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Michael Edison Hayden @michaelehayden.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This stupid motherfucker is reporting on the I Think You Should Leave subreddit 😂
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Justin VanLaere @storminspank.com · 18/06/2026
😅😅
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Justin VanLaere @storminspank.com · 18/06/2026
So this morning I found out my elderly neighbor got rid of his cell phone.
this later. I'm assuming you guys are seeing it at your place too.

Scamer get a life fuck off

Apologies not a scammer, I thought this was my neighbor's number he must have got a new number? Sorry to bug you.

Ok
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Justin VanLaere @storminspank.com · 18/06/2026
Working outside in front of mine as I type!
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Justin VanLaere @storminspank.com · 18/06/2026
😬
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Justin VanLaere @storminspank.com · 14/06/2026
They slaughtered it.
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iowaBear @iowabear.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Great CBS Sunday morning one of what used to be my favorite shows, now doing fluff pieces on JD fucking Vance. Bari just ruining anything that was ever enjoyable about CBS. And getting Robert Costa to trash his own journalistic creds in the process
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Justin VanLaere @storminspank.com · 14/06/2026
It's about Woody, not Buzz.
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Justin VanLaere @storminspank.com · 14/06/2026
I still own two of these
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Justin VanLaere @storminspank.com · 13/06/2026
Seems to be the same one referenced here
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Justin VanLaere @storminspank.com · 13/06/2026
"I'm not hating but those fuckers need to read a Bible because that's where the facts are dang gummit". Cool story, Roupp.
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Justin VanLaere @storminspank.com · 13/06/2026
I don't feel bad dropping him from my fantasy baseball team last week.
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Sarah Spain ✨ @sarahspain.com · 08/06/2026
The country’s biggest problem on display: Everyone else suffers so the billionaire can thrive.
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 07/06/2026
Here's an easter egg in the new Lego Batman that I think all of you will REALLY appreciate. It's so good, I had to make a video.
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Justin VanLaere @storminspank.com · 05/06/2026
Pretty sure those are home insurance premium increases over the last four years
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Justin VanLaere @storminspank.com · 05/06/2026
Dansby of all the guys
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Justin VanLaere @storminspank.com · 05/06/2026
Almost as lost as Swanson is at the plate this year. I'm just baffled.
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Justin VanLaere @storminspank.com · 05/06/2026
PCA giving up a little league home run wasn't on my season bingo card. This Cubs team is absolutely lost right now.
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Justin VanLaere @storminspank.com · 28/05/2026
static.klipy.com
I Think You Should Leave: They Don't Matter
Alt: I Think You Should Leave: They Don't Matter THEY'RE JUST, LIKE, NOT IMPORTANT, LIKE, THEY DON'T MATTER.
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Justin VanLaere @storminspank.com · 27/05/2026
Buff Tannen's Pleasure Paradise
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Justin VanLaere @storminspank.com · 27/05/2026
Fucketh thy poor
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