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Justin VanLaere

@storminspank.com
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Light Pollution Opponent. Oxford Comma Advocate. I believe in the Iowa Hawkeyes, Chicago Cubs, Bigfoot, and You. Petrichor & Parhelia Fan. Iowa Born Minnesotan. I solve people, then their problems. BWCA explorer.✌️🕹️🛶⚾🎬🏀📚🏈

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Someday people will learn this whole thing is the most obvious scam in history but that day is not today. The only reason Musk got away with any of this is because Americans are largely suckers looking to be scammed and the tech press is the tip of the spear of the whole scam.
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GeekTyrant @geektyrant.com · 28/09/2026
AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY Theory Says Doctor Doom Has Already Captured Spider-Man
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AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY Theory Says Doctor Doom Has Already Captured Spider-Man
Marvel fans may have figured out what happened to Spider-Man, and if this theory is right, Peter Parker has a serious Doctor Doom problem. With Avengers: Endgame Encore arriving this past weekend, Marvel...
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Justin VanLaere @storminspank.com · 28/09/2026
10 years ago, Iowa also beat Michigan on the final play of the game. I also happened to accidentally capture Sad Michigan Fan that day. Hey that was fun @josephwagner.bsky.social!!
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Justin VanLaere @storminspank.com · 27/09/2026
Can we talk about the THROW by Hank Brown for the walk off win against Michigan in the Big House? What an absolute DIME! Still floating from the Hawkeyes' win yesterday.
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PlannedSickDays @plannedsickdays.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
who did it better
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Brendan Stiles @thebstiles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A college football WHEE! @slangsonsports.bsky.social
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kylie rae @kyrae26.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Matt Norlander @norlander.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
45 before the fourth 😍😍😍🫨
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ICHawkeye @ichawkeye.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
When your friend from Costa Rica comes to Iowa.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I teach history. That's my profession. That's what I'm trained in, that's what I was hired to train students in. That's what all my experience and interest is in. I don't know a thing about AI and I don't want to. So if you want to teach AI, go teach AI in your own fucking classroom.
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Justin VanLaere @storminspank.com · 15/08/2026
JJ Wetherholt would not be allowed to chew gum in my house.
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 29/07/2026
Goddamnit. So sad to hear about Glen Hansard. Just an amazing talent and incredible person, gone way WAY too soon. Just saw him last year at Ohana Fest... Pull up Rhythm and Repose and The Swell Season if you're not familiar with Glen's music.
It is me with Glen Hansard backstage at the Ohana Festival, September 2025.
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Justin VanLaere @storminspank.com · 29/07/2026
🔥🔥🔥
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Josh Turek @joshturek4iowa.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Great game, Mr. President. 🏀 Iowa, you heard President Obama. The ball is in your court. Join our campaign and help us Push For Change: Turek4Iowa.com
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Justin VanLaere @storminspank.com · 25/07/2026
This is the stuff I'm messaging my family now. #AdoptPeso
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Brian Rosenworcel @brianrosenworcel.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
shoulda just formed a band and skipped the fascist stuff
More makeup than KISS in this admin
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Justin VanLaere @storminspank.com · 16/07/2026
Three weeks ago, we were catching lakers and smallies up in the BWCA. Turns out we were miles north of where the wildfires started. A harrowing reminder of how unpredictable the wilderness is and how things can change in an instant. Continued thoughts go out to everyone affected by the fires.
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Getting Gophery @gettinggophery.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I do think the world cup has reminded people that america is everyone when we needed that reminder the most
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Michael Edison Hayden @michaelehayden.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This stupid motherfucker is reporting on the I Think You Should Leave subreddit 😂
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Justin VanLaere @storminspank.com · 18/06/2026
So this morning I found out my elderly neighbor got rid of his cell phone.
this later. I'm assuming you guys are seeing it at your place too.

Scamer get a life fuck off

Apologies not a scammer, I thought this was my neighbor's number he must have got a new number? Sorry to bug you.

Ok
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iowaBear @iowabear.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Great CBS Sunday morning one of what used to be my favorite shows, now doing fluff pieces on JD fucking Vance. Bari just ruining anything that was ever enjoyable about CBS. And getting Robert Costa to trash his own journalistic creds in the process
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Justin VanLaere @storminspank.com · 13/06/2026
"I'm not hating but those fuckers need to read a Bible because that's where the facts are dang gummit". Cool story, Roupp.
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Sarah Spain ✨ @sarahspain.com · 08/06/2026
The country’s biggest problem on display: Everyone else suffers so the billionaire can thrive.
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 07/06/2026
Here's an easter egg in the new Lego Batman that I think all of you will REALLY appreciate. It's so good, I had to make a video.
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Justin VanLaere @storminspank.com · 05/06/2026
Dansby of all the guys
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Justin VanLaere @storminspank.com · 05/06/2026
Almost as lost as Swanson is at the plate this year. I'm just baffled.
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Justin VanLaere @storminspank.com · 05/06/2026
PCA giving up a little league home run wasn't on my season bingo card. This Cubs team is absolutely lost right now.
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Justin VanLaere @storminspank.com · 26/05/2026
Two weather apps. Two wildly different forecasts. One says 0% chance of rain, the other says 100% chance of rain.
Thunderstorms are likely between 7:00 PM and 10:00 PM, with the highest probability (100%) occurring at 8:00 PM and 9:00 PM.Total rainfall is expected to be approximately 0.55 inches during this period, with the heaviest rain (0.25 inches) falling around 9:00 PM.Temperatures will drop significantly from 86°F at 5:00 PM to 71°F by 10:00 PM.Temperature Trend: It is currently 88°F and will gradually cool down to 69°F by 11:00 PM.Conditions: The evening will transition from mostly cloudy at 5:00 PM to clear skies starting at 6:00 PM.Precipitation: There is a 0% chance of rain throughout the hourly forecast.Wind: Winds are blowing from the South-Southwest at 7 mph, shifting to West-Southwest later in the evening.
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
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a Trade Alert graphic in the style of a sports social media account announcing the trade of two gorillas between the Pittsburgh and Boston zoos
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David Brauer @dbrauer.net · 13/05/2026
I urge folks to look more at what she’s actually said on a bunch of stuff over the years because it’s much more rightwing than superficial 1st-trimester/red flag gun laws
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Aparna Nair @disabilitystor1.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
This is not a podcast, this is just every random selfish asshole on Twitter who was whining about not being able to go to the bar, or restaurant because the thought of having to think about other people horrified them
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Justin VanLaere @storminspank.com · 05/05/2026
WOLVES
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Justin VanLaere @storminspank.com · 03/05/2026
I'm going to start calling them PCAleb.
PCAleb - PCA jersey to Caleb Williams
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 24/04/2026
Premium Newsletter: OpenAI needs to raise or make $852 billion through 2030 to pay for its compute costs, and must pay $75bn a year for Oracle's 7.1GW of Stargate data centers, or Oracle will collapse, destroying its share price and Larry Ellison's entire empire. www.wheresyoured.at/how-openai-k...
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Premium: How OpenAI Kills Oracle
Soundtrack — Brass Against — Karma Police  It was January 21, 2025. Per The Information, Larry Ellison, CEO of Oracle, had just flown to Washington DC from Florida, and had to borrow a coat “...so he...
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Getting Gophery @gettinggophery.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Jaden owns their brains.
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Justin VanLaere @storminspank.com · 26/04/2026
I'm gonna stand on this.
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Justin VanLaere @storminspank.com · 26/04/2026
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a cartoon character from the emperor 's new groove is giving the ok sign .
ALT: a cartoon character from the emperor 's new groove is giving the ok sign .
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
No clip has ever captured the essence of born again Christians quite like this
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Justin VanLaere @storminspank.com · 24/04/2026
By far the most I've ever paid for a tank of diesel in my vehicle. Bonkers.
$117 - 22 gal diesel
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Justin VanLaere @storminspank.com · 24/04/2026
+/- through 3 quarters: Jokic: -20 Gobert: +20
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Justin VanLaere @storminspank.com · 24/04/2026
And all is right with the world again. #FlyTheW
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GeekTyrant @geektyrant.com · 22/04/2026
RESIDENT EVIL Director Paul W. S. Anderson Says Not Playing the Game Before Adapting It Is “Outrageous”
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RESIDENT EVIL Director Paul W. S. Anderson Says Not Playing the Game Before Adapting It Is “Outrageous”
Video game adaptations are on a serious roll right now. Between the breakout success of The Super Mario Bros. Movie and the massive fan response to Fallout and The Last of Us on TV, Hollywood has finally...
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Justin VanLaere @storminspank.com · 19/04/2026
I feel like BullyMake's box this spring is a nod to Best in Show. #busybee
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Justin VanLaere @storminspank.com · 19/04/2026
20+ games into the MLB season: Every single NL Central team has a record above .500 Just one team in the NL East has a winning record.
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Justin VanLaere @storminspank.com · 19/04/2026
Here is the statement from the University of Iowa regarding the shooting last night
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Justin VanLaere @storminspank.com · 19/04/2026
It's snowing right now in SE Minnesota. On Wednesday it's supposed to be mid-80s.
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Justin VanLaere @storminspank.com · 17/04/2026
Disgusting
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Justin VanLaere @storminspank.com · 16/04/2026
@pfac51.bsky.social www.instagram.com/reel/DQtBqZB...
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To Catch A Film on Instagram: "Ewan McGregor and Ray Park were moving so quickly during the fight choreography that director George Lucas had the cameras "over-cranked" to slightly slow down the foota...
1M likes, 4,269 comments - tocatchafilm on November 5, 2025: "Ewan McGregor and Ray Park were moving so quickly during the fight choreography that director George Lucas had the cameras "over-cranked" ...
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Minnesota Star Tribune @startribune.com · 15/04/2026
This is not a drill: The Senate is poised to blow up Boundary Waters mining protections, columnist Jill Burcum writes.
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Burcum: Will the Senate betray the Boundary Waters?
This is not a drill: The Senate is poised to blow up Boundary Waters mining protections, columnist Jill Burcum writes.
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