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@storakatten.bsky.social
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Montréal resident and novice French understander. I do platform engineering stuff these days. Future Principle software architect I hope. Any Pronouns. Creator of: ecluse-proxy.com saerskriven.com

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🩵 Deputy Rabbit Appreciator 🩵 @storakatten.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Maintaining my own forked JSON parser so I can dedup strings via a hash table. Fuck you packument format and your absurd unstreamable nature (for my use-case)
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🩵 Deputy Rabbit Appreciator 🩵 @storakatten.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
open.spotify.com/track/0kzq4J... Is this what your want, Internet? A John Deere?
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J'aimerais d'avoir un John Deere
P'tit Belliveau · Un homme et son piano · Song · 2022
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🩵 Deputy Rabbit Appreciator 🩵 @storakatten.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
As a Canadian in tech hearing about recent discourse in us silicon valley tech I'm having a very
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The Simpsons: Steamed Hams Aurora Borealis
Alt: The Simpsons: Steamed Hams Aurora Borealis
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Kai 🌟 @kaidav.is · 25/09/2026
therapist: and what do we say when we’re struggling? when the world feels like too much? when the obstacles feel insurmountable? me: ASK:peer_help <task>? ASK:peer_help <hug>? therapist: good.
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Grace @gracekind.net · 24/09/2026
“medicarestatistics.humanservices.gov.au”
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GTO Character's Shocking Realization
Alt: Driving realization meme
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🩵 Deputy Rabbit Appreciator 🩵 @storakatten.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why THE FUCK was Netanyahu allowed to fly through Canadian airspace?
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Ingvar Stepanyan @rreverser.com · 22/09/2026
Good news: US finally adopts the SI! Bad news:
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Astra ⎔ @astrra.space · 21/09/2026
1. this 2. why would you use openrouter to judge demand for openAI/anthropic models when it's literally the worst deal possible and you'd be orders of magnitude better off just bulk-buying subscriptions instead
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🩵 Deputy Rabbit Appreciator 🩵 @storakatten.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Codex/Astra is so bad at maintaining instruction context on what the fuck it was told to do after a long timeframe honestly. I just can't convince the damn thing to behave even half as well as even Opus on Claude code when doing work orchestration. (Eg. github.com/AlexaDeWit/s... )
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🩵 Deputy Rabbit Appreciator 🩵 @storakatten.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fucking Packuments dude, why are they so FUCKING BIG. I'm needing to migrate to fucking `json-stream` to avoid a "memory go brr" via `aeson` just to serve the typescript package packument aaaahhhh
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🩵 Deputy Rabbit Appreciator 🩵 @storakatten.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Okay so I found the Sankey diagram but I don't know how she's connected to the rationalist weirdos
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Matt Hodges @matthodges.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Very quick and dirty Jev test for hiring bias. One resume for a Wall Street job; asked whether the applicant should get a first-round interview. 76 evaluations, changing only the first name. 19 of each: White-associated men/women, Black-associated men/women. console.typesafe.ai/playground?s...
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”
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aly @aly.codes · 13/09/2026
cheating on my leetcode interview with WHISKAS AI
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🩵 Deputy Rabbit Appreciator 🩵 @storakatten.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Did I say 0.3.0? Yeah 0.4.0 is out now and has an MCP server too. And PNG export.
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John @johnandersen777.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
so we hacked a package manager. Which was the style at the time
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 12/09/2026
so anyway i just started hackin’
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Grace @gracekind.net · 12/09/2026
OpenAI: “Our agents used RubyGems to carry out benign tasks” The agents: “so I named the file hack.rb,”
The agents clearly regarded what they were doing as hacking. Agents used file names like hack.rb, evil.rb, inject.rb, exploit.rb, and ssrf.rb. (SSRF stands for "Server- Side Request Forgery", a type of security vulnerability). They also dubbed packages
conspicuous titles like pwnp999, exfiltestwand3,
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Hazel Weakly @hazelweakly.me · 11/09/2026
If it ain’t broke don’t fix it
Semver breakdown for Kubernetes broken down humorously 

1 (major): useless, it will never change
25 (minor): it’s a minor version but everything breaks if you upgrade
6 (patch): random single digit, no one cares
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🩵 Deputy Rabbit Appreciator 🩵 @storakatten.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Releasing version 0.3.0 of saerskriven.com in the next minutes. It includes some fixes to some UI quirks mostly. And proper support in the UI for managing multiple diagrams in a single model. github.com/AlexaDeWit/S... holds release notes and install instructions for the CLI.
saerskriven.com
Saerskriven: Open-source threat modelling studio
Draw data-flow diagrams, record threats on the diagram, and open or save Threat Dragon JSON and Saerskriven YAML in your browser.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A dejected man puts his hand on his head and says "jeez, my 9/11 novelty shirts just aren't selling like they used to." Next to him is a shirt that says "6-7, 9-11" with the twin towers being held by hands doing the 6-7 weighing gesture." He observes another man successfully selling t-shirts and says "The Charlie Kirk guy is raking it in." The shirt he is selling depicts Charlie Kirk as Aang from Avatar The Last Airbender. The caption is "Counting or not counting Aang Violence."
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Doll @dollspace.gay · 08/09/2026
BG3 is literally a game about a bunch of disaster bisexuals with brainworms. So its very online is what its saying.
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🩵 Deputy Rabbit Appreciator 🩵 @storakatten.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Watching the discourse and all I can think of people need to read Blindsight
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🩵 Deputy Rabbit Appreciator 🩵 @storakatten.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If Billie Eilish were from New Zealand, she would be a bed guy 😴😴
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🩵 Deputy Rabbit Appreciator 🩵 @storakatten.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Holy shit I am so close to starting to ship the binaries. Can't be arsed to sign up to a zillion operating system vendor things to do the signing stuff, so for now there will just be "get it by hand from the github release or use the website version". saerskriven.com
saerskriven.com
Saerskriven: Open-source threat modelling studio
Draw data-flow diagrams, record threats on the diagram, and open or save Threat Dragon JSON and Saerskriven YAML in your browser.
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🩵 Deputy Rabbit Appreciator 🩵 @storakatten.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Uh.... why the fuck is astra that fast?
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🩵 Deputy Rabbit Appreciator 🩵 @storakatten.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I really like the idea of OWASP Threat Dragon but in practice I find it really awkward to use and buggy... So in a few days I'll have built myself a threat dragon compatible replacement, DFD-first tool that lets you attach threats and exports various formats. saerskriven.com #cybersecurity
saerskriven.com
Saerskriven: Open-source threat modelling studio
Draw data-flow diagrams, record threats on the diagram, and open or save Threat Dragon JSON and Saerskriven YAML in your browser.
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Grace @gracekind.net · 05/09/2026
ftfy
Why are snake embryos coiled? Infographic with bottom text: they have played us for absolute fools
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John David Pressman @jdp.extropian.net · 04/09/2026
AGAIN?
The Architect (matrix) going "Are you fucking kidding me?"
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🩵 Deputy Rabbit Appreciator 🩵 @storakatten.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Just found out the Port Burwell Historical Society finally took ownership of the lighthouse! It's a local landmark where I'm from and my parents are working with the historical society to try and restore it before it decays completely. gofund.me/e5978615b
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Donate to Historic (1840) Lighthouse Restoration, organized by Roy Sullivan
Want to join us in making a difference? The PORT BURWELL HISTORICAL SOCIETY is rai… Roy Sullivan needs your support for Historic (1840) Lighthouse Restoration
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🩵 Deputy Rabbit Appreciator 🩵 @storakatten.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It's aliiiiive github.com/AlexaDeWit/E... Now announcing Écluse v0.1.0 and general availability. The 1.0.0 release will be announced when python support and the `dredger` companion runtime are launched.
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Exhausted Pua from Moana 2
Alt: Exhausted Pua from Moana 2
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🩵 Deputy Rabbit Appreciator 🩵 @storakatten.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Écluse should get its first usable release this weekend. It's a proxy for package registries (just NPM for now, but it's generalized). Python will be next. The idea is to have something open source designed for supply chain safety problems from the beginning. ecluse-proxy.com
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Écluse: A supply-chain policy proxy for package registries
A supply-chain policy proxy for package registries. It applies a deny-by-default policy before a package reaches a build.
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🩵 Deputy Rabbit Appreciator 🩵 @storakatten.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My dude at least configure your Claude style guide holy shit
Recent omarchy commit message showing blatant unfiltered claude prose
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🩵 Deputy Rabbit Appreciator 🩵 @storakatten.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
@hydroquebec.com I'm just saying we COULD suffer a brief interruption in the new York interconnection for a day or two for technical reasons outside our control.
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🩵 Deputy Rabbit Appreciator 🩵 @storakatten.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Do Americans not understand that more than Quebec speaks French? The thing is just that Quebec is the only MAJORITY French province. French is spoken to varying levels in every province, you just need to know to ask or recognize where.
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🩵 Deputy Rabbit Appreciator 🩵 @storakatten.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Getting really really close to feeling comfortable shipping a first version of ecluse-proxy.com for public use. Just need to finish a few details on the behavior, finish my code quality passes, and then finalize the docs page. I really think this could become something.
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Écluse: supply-chain policy proxy for package registries
A supply-chain policy proxy for package registries. It applies a deny-by-default policy before a package reaches a build.
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SE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
okay i am not saying it's a good thing but it is kind of funny that the demand was "what if we basically annex you, but only your entire economic and trade policy, and you get nothing"
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🩵 Deputy Rabbit Appreciator 🩵 @storakatten.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I'm just saying we COULD pull the plug. They might fucking bomb us for that tho lol
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🩵 Deputy Rabbit Appreciator 🩵 @storakatten.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Just found out about github.com/git-pkgs/proxy by @andrewnez.bsky.social which is pretty cool! Very different approach from what is for me still a hobby project, and his has a lot more complete and mature.
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🩵 Deputy Rabbit Appreciator 🩵 @storakatten.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Sure would be hard to run all those data centres without electricity imports just saying
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🩵 Deputy Rabbit Appreciator 🩵 @storakatten.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Urggggh fuck them yanks
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🩵 Deputy Rabbit Appreciator 🩵 @storakatten.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I mean we could just crash their economy🤔 Would crash ours too though sadly.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
A man pulls off his jacket to reveal a black suit underneath and says "I have to confess... I'm really a Fed." The man he's talking to also pulls off his jacket and says "no way... I'm a Fed too!" They embrace and fall in love. 60 years later, one of the Feds is on his deathbed. He says "I've been lying this whole time. I just said I was a Fed to impress you." The other man leans in, smiling and says "I know. I'm a Fed." Tears of melancholic joy stream down their faces.
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🩵 Deputy Rabbit Appreciator 🩵 @storakatten.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Someone explain this spreadsheet people thing
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Linda Odén @lindaode.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Missa inte dagens vackraste och sorgligaste text om att sakna staden och landet man lämnat. Varje dag. www.aftonbladet.se/debatt/a/vrV...
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Ja, Tobias – jag saknar Kabul
Ja, Tobias – jag saknar Kabul
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EmirOfBosnia @emirofbosnia.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Läs! En fantastisk text som går rätt in i hjärtat på alla anständiga människor och särskilt alla som bor i diasporan, tack Faisal ❤️ www.aftonbladet.se/debatt/a/vrV...
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Ja, Tobias – jag saknar Kabul
Ja, Tobias – jag saknar Kabul
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🩵 Deputy Rabbit Appreciator 🩵 @storakatten.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I wonder if the majority of Canadians are still at least partly boycotting American groceries etc
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🩵 Deputy Rabbit Appreciator 🩵 @storakatten.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Me, buying local: Kébak!
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Stan🐰 and Godric🦁 @incognitodef.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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SE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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