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Let my posts be a light to see you through these darkest of times. He/Him 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 10h
States should be able to ban ICE from operating in their state. ICE is itself an enormous threat to the people in the state.
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
5pm can’t come fast enough!
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Tabbeigh Cat 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @tabbeigh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
kinda funny that "embiggen" was added to the dictionary years before "cromulent", despite having entered into our public consciousness mere seconds apart from one another.
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Shoutout to my friend, Geoff, for designing this flyer! (I dunno if he has BlueSky but his IG is “Geoff.wip”
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A little late to sharing this, but better late than never. I’ll be at the Mayflower club tomorrow night for some country line dancing!
Calendar flyer for country line dancing. Halloween-themed in red and outlined with bones and sharp teeth. 

Reads Fri Oct 2: Bootleg Advanced class
Sat Oct 3: Hogtied
Fri: Oct 9: BOO-Tleg Halloween Boogie
Fri Oct 23: Dancing in the. Alley Sugarfoot Spaghetti Fundraiser
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Two recruiter calls? Double the odds! 🤞🤞
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The only reason I want to see The Social Reckoning is the trainwreck of a trial prep scene that’s in the trailer. Gonna walk right out afterwards.
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HauntedSink @hauntedsink.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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it’s ya boytober Nixo 🌈🎃 @nixostorme.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The drag
Old woman being led on walker meme. Older woman says “it’s October 3rd” with younger person saying “sure grandma let's get you to bed”
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ugh.
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Today's the day I catch up on all the texts and messages I missed on my phone.
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My dad had a bunch of Metal Men comics from when he was a kid that I read a lot, along with House of Mystery, House of Secrets, and Justice League of America. The Metal Men were somehow the most melodramatic, so I’m looking forward to watching these.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don't know if this one was for the movie, but thought it was great.
Screenshot of a poster that reads "non-stop flights to Holland" and "Amster-Damn right it's legal".
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
These posters are 🙌👏👏👏
Screenshot of movie featuring poster showing illegal and legal sex positions and options for no -married individuals. All sex acts are illegal, whereas kissing, handholding, watching internet or virtual prom, maturating in various spaces like the bed, shower, or getting a handjob are legal.
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Of course there are pamphlets (and signs on the wall in multiple languages).
Screenshot of movie where woman is reading a pamphlet about the One Night Only mandate. It reads "Expert legal defense for Mandate offenses" and pictures a man in a suit and blue tie. Behind the woman is a red sign that reads "warning....use of sexual activity...mandate violation will...Only engage on...official one night" Image is cut off. Also reads in another language below.
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There's a "One Night Only" app in this movie that I'm sure will be pushed out to the App store next year.
Screenshot of a phone where a blonde woman is pictured. But please notice that the app is branded with a "❤️ Night" logo
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This movie was probably sponsored by Durex condoms
Screenshot of movie featuring advertisement for Durex. Two gold-colored mannequins holding a clear, plastic pyramid where a condom is mounted.
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A lot of these posters are only in the movie for 5-10 seconds, but I noticed them and I am IMPRESSED.
A collage of posters on a bulletin board, all that make specific references to the movies premise, including "F the Mandate" posters, vacation ads for "the One Night", beverage poster for "the One Night", dating classified ads for "One Night Only"Screenshot of movie where green legal and red illegal sex position posters are placed side by side. The posters imply that married people can have sex while unmarried people are not allowed to have sex.Screenshot of movie where a red sign saying sex is prohibited (in Spanish?). Posted below a Jefferson street sign on thean iron beam.
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
These designs are probably an easy flip, but wild nonetheless!
Screenshot of animated pink and blue condoms with text bubbles "wear us out tonight" and "it's the law!"Screenshot of two people dressed in human-sized KY lubricant costumes standing outside on a street corner.
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They made JACKETS!
Screenshot of a NYPD jacket that reads "NYPD Mandate Enforcement Division"
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There's an opening crawl to explain the premise, just like in most sci-fi dystopias!
Movie screenshot that reads "three years ago"Movie screenshot that reads "premarital sex was outlawed in the United States "Screenshot from.movie with text that reads "except for one night a year"
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Whoever did the props, sets, and posters for this movie deserves an Oscar!
Barbershop window sign that reads "for the one night mens buzz cuts $165"Screenshot of movie where sign thst reads "US exception mandate exemption period - ban on sexual relations outside of marriage temporlifted for 12 hours." A penis is graffitied over the sign. Screenshot of a sign that says "report violations protect community standards dial 3-1-1" with a "no sex" icon. A red sticker that reads "we want sex" is plastered over the signScreenshot of Equinox gym with text on the window that reads "you've been training all year for this one night"
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The premise for those not in the know:
Screenshot of Wikipedia page for the movie, One Night Only. Text reads, 

"Three years ago, the government passed a mandate stating sex should exclusively be shared between married couples with the exception of one night a year where premarital sex is legal and protection is required for 12 hours. All people get a tattoo at the age of 18 that is red when not able to have sex, but turns green when you are married or on the one night the mandate lifts. It blinks red if you go against the mandate (have sex anyway, have unprotected sex, etc.) and transmits your location to the law enforcement branch in charge of these crimes. There is a biological sensor inside that tracks dopamine and if your levels spike at the same time as someone you're physically near, it documents that as a sexual encounter. Masturbation is legal and it is implied that gay sex successfully operates outside of the mandate. There are multiple anti-mandate signs and events shown throughout the movie."
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Has anyone seen the movie, "One Night Only" (about the one day a year when single ppl can have sex)? We can tell from the premise that the movie is bad, but who else has SEEN it?
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Taking a Wednesday off!
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🥹😍🤩✊🏽👏🏽👏🏽👀🗣️🫦✌🏽🔥💟💙💟💙💟💙
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Try the curry (pictured)! It tastes a lot better than it looks. 😋
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Went to the Square Enix cafe in Little Tokyo this weekend! Usually, food at these pop-up restaurants are bad, but this was better than I was expecting!
Picture of my meal, chicken curry. It’s decorated like a slime from Dragon quest. Also has a side salad, one tomato, and a chicken nugget.
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
But….but….Doomscrolling IS reading!
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Matt Singer @mattsinger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When will the age of peak TV return?
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: Gillian Anderson reminds everyone that she's pansexual, allowing millions of lesbians worldwide continue to live under the delusion that they have a shot.
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Image of a black tshirt with a unicorn, rainbow, dolphins, clouds, and flowers stylized and colorful. The word “poochina” is prominently displayed in the center.”
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It brings us such terms like “poochina” (describing something good) and “poonatti” (describing something bad).
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Meanwhile, Floptropica is an internet land legitimized with its own flag, speak, and citizenship process: floptropica.com?srsltid=AfmB...
floptropica.com
Floptropica – Official Website – Floptropica Government
Welcome to Floptropica’s official site – your one-stop hub for digital government services: citizenship, passports, business rego. Explore FlopShop’s unique merch, tune into FlopRadio’s latest beats, ...
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This even spun off to its own “theme park” of which she announces (not really) here: youtu.be/qETI4Mrgeso?...
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The UpriXing Begins | Official Announcement by Tyra Banks | ModelLand
YouTube video by ModelLand
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
From Wikipedia:
Screenshot of Wikipedia page. It reads: 

Plot summary
A young, awkward-looking girl with one ominous green eye by the name of Tookie De La Crème is kidnapped and forced to attend the legendary boarding school Modelland for a chance to join the Intoxibellas, the most celebrated models in the world. Along the way, she meets a plus-sized girl named Dylan, a 4-foot-7-inch (140 cm) girl named Shiraz, and a girl with albinism named Piper. Together, they form a strong bond as they face the trials and tribulations of Modelland, endeavoring to find the truth about why they were all accepted to it and why a mysterious impostor seems to want nothing more than for them to be gone.[3]
Development
Banks wrote on her blog that in 2006, "the words 'modeling boarding school' floated into [her] head while [she] was driving on the FDR highway in Manhattan".[4] She had been thinking about why supermodels are "super", and the idea of Modelland came to mind.[3]
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Did you know that Tyra Banks wrote a YA novel?? Well, there’s some debate about whether she actually wrote it, but it exists! It’s called Modelland and about a young girl who becomes a model the same way kids become wizards in Harry Potter. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modella...
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Modelland - Wikipedia
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A friend staying with me and Jeff this weekend is teaching us SO MUCH about pop culture I missed. Highlights include Tyra Bank’s Modelland and Floptropica!
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Uncle Leo @alazar.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
straight to jail
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Nurse Palo @lilnoodledragon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I would be nothing without this image
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Jimothy the Raccoon @jimothythe-raccoon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Jimothy Gadsden flag #jimothy #seattle #jimothyraccoon
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Whatever they're paying the writers on FX's Adults is not enough.
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
“Is the work week over yet?” He asked himself, fully aware that it was not. At least not yet….!
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Thanks. I hate it here. 😭
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
“Where do we get these placebos?”
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Wearing white after Labor Day?
Image of the “absolutely barbaric meme” where a gladiator type warrior throws his hands up in the air, with a caption that reads “absolutely barbaric”
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This movie taught me so much! Like that there are consequences to your life choices. youtu.be/k-V40LGyvhE?...
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Serial Mom - White After Labor Day
YouTube video by CJ Elliott
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