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Stoo-bastian

@stoodert.bsky.social
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Let my posts be a light to see you through these darkest of times. He/Him 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A little late to sharing this, but better late than never. I’ll be at the Mayflower club tomorrow night for some country line dancing!
Calendar flyer for country line dancing. Halloween-themed in red and outlined with bones and sharp teeth. 

Reads Fri Oct 2: Bootleg Advanced class
Sat Oct 3: Hogtied
Fri: Oct 9: BOO-Tleg Halloween Boogie
Fri Oct 23: Dancing in the. Alley Sugarfoot Spaghetti Fundraiser
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don't know if this one was for the movie, but thought it was great.
Screenshot of a poster that reads "non-stop flights to Holland" and "Amster-Damn right it's legal".
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
These posters are 🙌👏👏👏
Screenshot of movie featuring poster showing illegal and legal sex positions and options for no -married individuals. All sex acts are illegal, whereas kissing, handholding, watching internet or virtual prom, maturating in various spaces like the bed, shower, or getting a handjob are legal.
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Of course there are pamphlets (and signs on the wall in multiple languages).
Screenshot of movie where woman is reading a pamphlet about the One Night Only mandate. It reads "Expert legal defense for Mandate offenses" and pictures a man in a suit and blue tie. Behind the woman is a red sign that reads "warning....use of sexual activity...mandate violation will...Only engage on...official one night" Image is cut off. Also reads in another language below.
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There's a "One Night Only" app in this movie that I'm sure will be pushed out to the App store next year.
Screenshot of a phone where a blonde woman is pictured. But please notice that the app is branded with a "❤️ Night" logo
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This movie was probably sponsored by Durex condoms
Screenshot of movie featuring advertisement for Durex. Two gold-colored mannequins holding a clear, plastic pyramid where a condom is mounted.
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A lot of these posters are only in the movie for 5-10 seconds, but I noticed them and I am IMPRESSED.
A collage of posters on a bulletin board, all that make specific references to the movies premise, including "F the Mandate" posters, vacation ads for "the One Night", beverage poster for "the One Night", dating classified ads for "One Night Only"Screenshot of movie where green legal and red illegal sex position posters are placed side by side. The posters imply that married people can have sex while unmarried people are not allowed to have sex.Screenshot of movie where a red sign saying sex is prohibited (in Spanish?). Posted below a Jefferson street sign on thean iron beam.
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
These designs are probably an easy flip, but wild nonetheless!
Screenshot of animated pink and blue condoms with text bubbles "wear us out tonight" and "it's the law!"Screenshot of two people dressed in human-sized KY lubricant costumes standing outside on a street corner.
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They made JACKETS!
Screenshot of a NYPD jacket that reads "NYPD Mandate Enforcement Division"
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There's an opening crawl to explain the premise, just like in most sci-fi dystopias!
Movie screenshot that reads "three years ago"Movie screenshot that reads "premarital sex was outlawed in the United States "Screenshot from.movie with text that reads "except for one night a year"
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Whoever did the props, sets, and posters for this movie deserves an Oscar!
Barbershop window sign that reads "for the one night mens buzz cuts $165"Screenshot of movie where sign thst reads "US exception mandate exemption period - ban on sexual relations outside of marriage temporlifted for 12 hours." A penis is graffitied over the sign. Screenshot of a sign that says "report violations protect community standards dial 3-1-1" with a "no sex" icon. A red sticker that reads "we want sex" is plastered over the signScreenshot of Equinox gym with text on the window that reads "you've been training all year for this one night"
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The premise for those not in the know:
Screenshot of Wikipedia page for the movie, One Night Only. Text reads, 

"Three years ago, the government passed a mandate stating sex should exclusively be shared between married couples with the exception of one night a year where premarital sex is legal and protection is required for 12 hours. All people get a tattoo at the age of 18 that is red when not able to have sex, but turns green when you are married or on the one night the mandate lifts. It blinks red if you go against the mandate (have sex anyway, have unprotected sex, etc.) and transmits your location to the law enforcement branch in charge of these crimes. There is a biological sensor inside that tracks dopamine and if your levels spike at the same time as someone you're physically near, it documents that as a sexual encounter. Masturbation is legal and it is implied that gay sex successfully operates outside of the mandate. There are multiple anti-mandate signs and events shown throughout the movie."
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Went to the Square Enix cafe in Little Tokyo this weekend! Usually, food at these pop-up restaurants are bad, but this was better than I was expecting!
Picture of my meal, chicken curry. It’s decorated like a slime from Dragon quest. Also has a side salad, one tomato, and a chicken nugget.
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Image of a black tshirt with a unicorn, rainbow, dolphins, clouds, and flowers stylized and colorful. The word “poochina” is prominently displayed in the center.”
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
From Wikipedia:
Screenshot of Wikipedia page. It reads: 

Plot summary
A young, awkward-looking girl with one ominous green eye by the name of Tookie De La Crème is kidnapped and forced to attend the legendary boarding school Modelland for a chance to join the Intoxibellas, the most celebrated models in the world. Along the way, she meets a plus-sized girl named Dylan, a 4-foot-7-inch (140 cm) girl named Shiraz, and a girl with albinism named Piper. Together, they form a strong bond as they face the trials and tribulations of Modelland, endeavoring to find the truth about why they were all accepted to it and why a mysterious impostor seems to want nothing more than for them to be gone.[3]
Development
Banks wrote on her blog that in 2006, "the words 'modeling boarding school' floated into [her] head while [she] was driving on the FDR highway in Manhattan".[4] She had been thinking about why supermodels are "super", and the idea of Modelland came to mind.[3]
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Wearing white after Labor Day?
Image of the “absolutely barbaric meme” where a gladiator type warrior throws his hands up in the air, with a caption that reads “absolutely barbaric”
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Oreoes have gone too far.
Picture of two packages of Oreos. One is flavored “chicken and waffles” and the other is flavored “BTS”
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
“Demon Slayer” anime series-themed Monopoly board game box
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Photo of the “Hamilton” themed monopoly game box
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
They really will turn any IP into a Monopoly game, wont they?
Picture of a Gilmore Girls themed Monopoly game box. Lorelei and Rory are featured on the box top with the Monopoly logo.
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Did you know that moms love going to theme parks with their adult children?
Mom standing in front of a Bob-omb statueMom taking a photo while standing in line for Super Mario Kart. The room is decorated like a factory from the Nintendo game, Super Mario Brothers (Bowsers castle)Photo of me and my mother posing for a selfie while waiting in line at Nintendo World.Me and my mom posing in front of a giant statue of Bowser in Nintendo World.
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Mom’s visiting for the week! Hoping to avoid cyclospora while she’s here!
Picture of woman and two men taking a selfie at a dinner table outside in the evening. Two dinner bowls are featured and a chicken club sandwich is also there on the middle table.
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
A screenshot of a woman shrugging with a news Chiron that says, “Breaking News: we have no choice but to Stan. “She left us no choice,” a Stan reported”
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
New profile photo?
Me in a nice pink button-down flannel shirt, hand on my chin while sitting at a table outside in the shade. A bunch of umbrellas are in the background.
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
If anyone enjoys queer country dancing (two-step, line dances), come join me at The Precinct!
Screenshot of an IG ad for the Precinct, reads "Hogtied Special guest performance by Fred Henson. A biq queer country night, Saturday 6/6. Couplers dancing 5-6pm, country dance party 6-9pm. No cover DJ Happy Hour Cocktails $5 drafts"

Art is of a handsome shirtless cowboy with a guitar sitting on a chair. Rainbow colors outline the top edges. A photo of Fred Henson on the side)
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Ugh. And now the Google chat app??
Screenshot of the Google Chat app. It looks like a green Jolly Rancher w/a dumb smirk in the middle.
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
….Which is unfair, imo. Lookit this shit.
Snapshot of the Google Sheets icon. Caption reads “Google sheets”, and the rest of the text doesn’t really matter for the purposes of this post.
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Pick a Bond from photos you already have on your phone.
Surprised Pikachu
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
What my skircle looks like:
Circle of stuffed animals in the dark lit by candle light. They surround a pentacle, with another stuffed animal laid on top in the middle of it. It is glorious?
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
This found its way into our pantry somehow. Will update if I survive.
Picture of snack cookie bag of “Newman’s Own Newman O’s hint-O-mint”
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
There’s something so horrific about the very premise of this that OF COURSE the ads are made by AI.
AI-generated image of gay and lesbian couple on the deck of a cruise ship. Caption reads “Secure your spot on the first ever Gay & Lesbian Conservative Cruise!”
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy Mothers Day to all who celebrate. May your mom be showered with gifts and praise like this man here. Wait—
Screenshot from FFVII of Sephiroth in Shinra Mansion library carrying roses, a box gift, and a card. Caption reads “Sephiroth: Out of my way, I’m going to see my mother.”
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Saw this in the neighborhood the other day. Totally normal? Or are hairless cats still exotic?
Hairless cat on the sidewalk walking away. Hairless cat walking away. It knows it’s being watched!Hairless cat squatting in front of a garage.
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
After my third question:
Screen shot of a man saying "Well, I'm about outta stuff to say to you."
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Happy birthday of the gayest sorts!
Screenshot if a pop star posing with a news chiron that reads "Breaking News: we have no choice but to Stan. 'she left us no choice', a Stan reported
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
New profile photo?
Photo of me smiling and looking off in the distance. I'm sitting in a booth at Dennys.
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
What good is social media if you cannot warn people of what's to come?
Image of a clock in front of grassy field on a sunny day. Text reads "don't forget to spring forward"
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Would anyone be interested in doing this with me? I have, like, five ideas for presentations already.
Screenshot of text that reads, “PowerPoint Night - 10 minutes each to present whatever you’re currently obsessed with. Hobby, conspiracy theory, random Wikipedia deep dive. Doesn’t matter what it is.”
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
🙌
Screenshot of Miriam Webster Bluesky post of my “2026 word”
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Visited friends and family for the holidays and had a great time! Thanks to Hawaii for the great weather and to everyone else for the local hospitality!
Family photo of me, Jeff, my mom, brother, cousin, and aunt in front of several palm trees &Diamond Head mountain in the background. It's gorgeous.
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
A screenshot of Mr Kim from "Kim's Convenience" saying 'Oh dear Jesus, give to me strength" as he looks weary. He is also carrying something heavy (unrelated to his weariness)
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Taking the Skyline today!
Selfie of Jeff and me on Hawaii’s Skyline platformPicture of the Skyline rail
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
What a wake up call!
Meme of a dog poking its head through a doggie door. The caption reads, “excuse me what the fuck”
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Man, Jeff took a lot of pictures of #me
Me pretending to be attacked by a giant lit-up statue of a snake. I know the pose doesn’t really make sense. I wasn’t really thinking at the time.
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
#me
Me posing with a lit cutout of Santa Claus, shaking his hand
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
#me
Picture of me posing in front of an elaborate butterfly design light posted at the LA Zoo Lights
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Screenshot from Drag race. The man in the photo says "mama, kudos for saying that. For spilling."
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Welcome to a whole new world of sci-fi (and memes)!
Screenshot of Agent Mulder saying "Scully, you're never going to believe this". Captions display at the bottom of the screen.
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
My favorite photo of my trip to Japan this year:
Selfie picture of me standing in front of a lighted image of a cat wearing a kimono. I'm mimicking the pose of the cat.
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I'm going through the celebrity birthdays listed on IMDB and love some of the trivia people put on here:
Screenshot that says "at age14, he once cried himself to sleep after his cousin told him that actress Natalie Portman would never date him, even if they were the last two people on the planet".
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