Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Went back to Twitter because love island season 13 started but it’s still a very bad place there 020
Reposted by Ellie dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 28/05/2026dont worry about it 21604
Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Olivia Rodwigo reveals multiple songs on You Seem Sad for a Girl So in Love were inspired by Miwanda and Steve 130
Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 26/05/2026*movie trailer voice* you’ve heard of the Ten Commandments but this fall get ready for Commandments One through Nine 🔥 💥 💪 ⛪️ 🪨 ⛅️ 010
Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 26/05/2026My gym got rid of their tanning bed but got a cigarette machine 030
Reposted by Ellie Annaliese 🪩who is 5’1 @ahhhnnaliese.bsky.social · 25/05/2026This or nothing!!!! 052
Reposted by Ellie elliot the ghost 👻 @electricbeef.bsky.social · 25/05/2026wish I could hunt the charmin bears for sport 193
Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Staid forgot the word for burlesque and said “the Star Wars parody” 020
Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 24/05/2026When in a pizza eating contest leaving just the bones (crust) is embarrassing, but in a chicken wing eating contest leaving just the bones (bones) is respectable 020
Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Yesterday I was in a meeting where every person pronounced a completely different word just a little bit wrong & no one said anything any of the times 130
Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 20/05/2026My top 5 horror movies 1. Can you resend me that email? 2. Grocery shopping 3. Hasn’t seen Grey Gardens 4. Podcasts 5. Watch this funny video 040
Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 20/05/2026I went down the Jennifer Hudson tunnel but at the end it was just cold and dark and no one was singing? 010
Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Day before we leave on vacation longest day ever I’m in my office wearing sunglasses and making car noises to prepare 020
Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 20/05/2026I’m reading a book about a male comedian but it’s fiction which is why it’s interesting 010
Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 20/05/2026I got this dude banned from the Hilary duff discord for misogyny, so I got that going for me 000
Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 20/05/2026My boyfriend doesn’t like that I call Sheep Detective the ivanka trump movie but it stars her bff I’m just being honest 000
Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 19/05/2026They might be giants but they might be regular size too 🤔 140
Reposted by Ellie Staid @staidindoors.bsky.social · 16/05/2026It's my birthday. I'm 40 now for some reason. 331241
Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 17/05/2026One day in 2009 I wore blush to school and this girl told everyone I was sunburnt then I didn’t wear it again until like 2016 020
Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Sorry I can’t hear you over the peroxide crackling in my ears 030
Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Obsessed with including original emails as attachments when people ask me for info they already have 150
Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 10/05/2026If they want it to be 2006 they have to study the tomes of 2006 youtu.be/-A0iftflme4?...youtu.beNatalie Raps - SNL Digital ShortYouTube video by Saturday Night Live 010
Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 09/05/2026I sing the “we landed on to moon” song from Even Stevens daily 000
Reposted by Ellie gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 09/05/2026happy footlong friday to all who celebrate 2432
Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 07/05/2026My Medium asked me if I wanted to contact a spirit but I just needed Spirit customer service 040
Reposted by Ellie Human Mogwai, Bane of Existence @minxymisty.bsky.social · 06/05/2026I don't know who needs to hear this.....but I don't care....about your podcast. 111
Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 06/05/2026The crowd at the concert won’t be able to tell who is who 081
Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 04/05/2026The met gala theme this year was buy your outfit on Amazon 110
Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 04/05/2026You go to space for like ten seconds and come back with a million extra fingers 020
Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 02/05/2026In that one episode of SATC when Carrie is talking to Charolette on the phone because Aiden is in the bathroom so long, how did she not hear him making her a bath? Filling the tub with water?? 130
Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 01/05/2026In 2000 the worlds most esteemed scholars stumbled upon a fateful discovery: the world will end with baby cum angels flying all around you 021
Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 26/04/2026so I wake in the morning and I step outside and I take a deep breath and I get real high and I scream from the top of my lungs What's going on? 140
Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 26/04/2026There’s no room for monsters under my bed that’s where I store my winter coats 040
Reposted by Ellie 🌵curiosity killed the cacti 🌸 @curiocactus.bsky.social · 25/04/2026I'm literally so tired of everything that has ever happened and will ever happen 194
Reposted by Ellie Alex West @alexwest.bsky.social · 24/04/2026I think I’ve aged out of culture because I have to keep reminding myself that the headlines are not referring to this movie. 2919317
Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Can someone give me the cliff notes on mistborn so I don’t have to read it 010
Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Peak girlhood is browsing hoochie outfits before a vacation 020
Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Death penalty death penalty Death penalty Death penalty Death penalty death penalty Death penalty Death penalty Death penalty death penalty Death penalty Death penalty Death penalty death penalty Death penalty Death penalty Death penalty death penalty Death penalty Death penalty death penalty Death 020
Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 21/04/2026I bet you $10 that What’s Going On is the end credit song in He-Man 120
Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Guess who is door nails tomorrow, @staidindoors.bsky.social is 120