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Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Bluesky commune chat!!!! Who wants in
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Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Went back to Twitter because love island season 13 started but it’s still a very bad place there
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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
dont worry about it
spaghetti taco
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Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Olivia Rodwigo reveals multiple songs on You Seem Sad for a Girl So in Love were inspired by Miwanda and Steve
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Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
*movie trailer voice* you’ve heard of the Ten Commandments but this fall get ready for Commandments One through Nine 🔥 💥 💪 ⛪️ 🪨 ⛅️
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Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
My gym got rid of their tanning bed but got a cigarette machine
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Annaliese 🪩who is 5’1 @ahhhnnaliese.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
This or nothing!!!!
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elliot the ghost 👻 @electricbeef.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
wish I could hunt the charmin bears for sport
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Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Staid forgot the word for burlesque and said “the Star Wars parody”
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Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
When in a pizza eating contest leaving just the bones (crust) is embarrassing, but in a chicken wing eating contest leaving just the bones (bones) is respectable
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Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Grateful for Mr beast
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Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I have seen hell I repent
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Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
The toilets were so small
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Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Yesterday I was in a meeting where every person pronounced a completely different word just a little bit wrong & no one said anything any of the times
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Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
My top 5 horror movies 1. Can you resend me that email? 2. Grocery shopping 3. Hasn’t seen Grey Gardens 4. Podcasts 5. Watch this funny video
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Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I went down the Jennifer Hudson tunnel but at the end it was just cold and dark and no one was singing?
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Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Day before we leave on vacation longest day ever I’m in my office wearing sunglasses and making car noises to prepare
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Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I’m reading a book about a male comedian but it’s fiction which is why it’s interesting
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Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I got this dude banned from the Hilary duff discord for misogyny, so I got that going for me
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Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
My boyfriend doesn’t like that I call Sheep Detective the ivanka trump movie but it stars her bff I’m just being honest
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Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
They might be giants but they might be regular size too 🤔
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Staid @staidindoors.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
It's my birthday. I'm 40 now for some reason.
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Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
One day in 2009 I wore blush to school and this girl told everyone I was sunburnt then I didn’t wear it again until like 2016
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Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Me leaving the Hilary Duff concert
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Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Sorry I can’t hear you over the peroxide crackling in my ears
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Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Obsessed with including original emails as attachments when people ask me for info they already have
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Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
If they want it to be 2006 they have to study the tomes of 2006 youtu.be/-A0iftflme4?...
youtu.be
Natalie Raps - SNL Digital Short
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I sing the “we landed on to moon” song from Even Stevens daily
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
happy footlong friday to all who celebrate
a perfectly assembled Chicago style footlong dog at “Rate Field”
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Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
My Medium asked me if I wanted to contact a spirit but I just needed Spirit customer service
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Human Mogwai, Bane of Existence @minxymisty.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I don't know who needs to hear this.....but I don't care....about your podcast.
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Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
The crowd at the concert won’t be able to tell who is who
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rava @rava.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Baby’s first oriole
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Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
The met gala theme this year was buy your outfit on Amazon
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Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
You go to space for like ten seconds and come back with a million extra fingers
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Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Young Pope to Young Putin pipeline
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Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
In that one episode of SATC when Carrie is talking to Charolette on the phone because Aiden is in the bathroom so long, how did she not hear him making her a bath? Filling the tub with water??
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Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
In 2000 the worlds most esteemed scholars stumbled upon a fateful discovery: the world will end with baby cum angels flying all around you
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Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
so I wake in the morning and I step outside and I take a deep breath and I get real high and I scream from the top of my lungs What's going on?
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Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
There’s no room for monsters under my bed that’s where I store my winter coats
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🌵curiosity killed the cacti 🌸 @curiocactus.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I'm literally so tired of everything that has ever happened and will ever happen
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Staid @staidindoors.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
don't tell arlo 😔
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Alex West @alexwest.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I think I’ve aged out of culture because I have to keep reminding myself that the headlines are not referring to this movie.
Film poster of the 1996 film Michael starring John Travolta.
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Micah The Seeker @micahtheseeker.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Oh shit oh fuck
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Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
My brain short circuits when English people say Adidas
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Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Can someone give me the cliff notes on mistborn so I don’t have to read it
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Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Peak girlhood is browsing hoochie outfits before a vacation
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Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Death penalty death penalty Death penalty Death penalty Death penalty death penalty Death penalty Death penalty Death penalty death penalty Death penalty Death penalty Death penalty death penalty Death penalty Death penalty Death penalty death penalty Death penalty Death penalty death penalty Death
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Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I bet you $10 that What’s Going On is the end credit song in He-Man
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Ellie @stonnysays.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Guess who is door nails tomorrow, @staidindoors.bsky.social is
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