GrOtto @stone-grotto.bsky.social · 12hRon schutz’ claim in the debate that he’ll take every fraud case to trial and never plea is absurd. He’s talking about bringing fraud prosecution to a standstill because every lawyer is constantly tied up for a full month for trial and prep. You’d have to like triple staff to maintain capacity. 021
GrOtto @stone-grotto.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Can someone explain the theory behind an ordinance that permits autonomous vehicles but requires someone to sit in the front seat, instead of just an ordinance that prohibits autonomous vehicles? 230
GrOtto @stone-grotto.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Ok. School and PTA need to stop sending me things to fill out that require providing my kids info to random online forms. 020
Reposted by GrOttoMatt DeLong @mattdelong.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I don't think people really appreciate the gravity of what is happening in the news industry. If you value getting reliable information from the news orgs you depend on, you need to support them with your dollars or they could disappear. This isn't hyperbole. It's happening right now in real time. 55322
GrOtto @stone-grotto.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Note that the article quotes one of the two board members as experiencing significant family medical issues, but then does no follow up reporting on that or give readers any reason to think it’s untrue. Also combining number absences between two people is … an odd way to communicate this. 010
GrOtto @stone-grotto.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Samuel alito should be required to push the button every time. 110
GrOtto @stone-grotto.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The TV series Alone (survival competition in remote places) but all the competitors have 24/7 access to Minecraft if they want to play. 010
GrOtto @stone-grotto.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This is really cool. But also, it is wild how much leisure time folks involved in professional athletics have compared everyone else. 010
GrOtto @stone-grotto.bsky.social · 01/10/2026City council 100% had to approve defense and indemnification for mayor. But can someone explain why they couldn’t pick a different firm? Typically, city employees don’t get a choice. They get the city attorney or they pay their own way. Totally could be an explanation. I’m out of my depth here. 031
GrOtto @stone-grotto.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Put this on a yard sign and pair it with a recall petition. 031
GrOtto @stone-grotto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This article identifies an assistant mayor by name and describes him as having “helmed the encampment response strategy.” I have no clue whether that’s true. But I am definitely on the lookout for local media and the Mayor’s office pinning the blame for this debacle on people who are not the Mayor.startribune.comSt. Paul encampment sprawls as city and county try to determine next movesNear the Mississippi River, one site absorbed residents from another closed in August. 280
GrOtto @stone-grotto.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Folks I want to encourage you to keep it buttoned up if you decide to interact with this … thing. Try not to get too wild. Another name for a government-run AI is … cop. 063
Reposted by GrOttoEvan Roberts @evanrobertsnz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Why is Congress involved in this at all? is a basic question I struggle to grasp. www.nytimes.com/athletic/749...nytimes.comWhat’s actually in the Senate bill that’s supposed to stop the madness in college sports?Changes to the bill have it inching toward a final vote in the Senate, meaning the possibility of something passing is closer than ever. 181
Reposted by GrOttoJohn Maddening! @johnmaddening.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This is a very good ad:youtu.beHow to Not Start Foreign WarsYouTube video by Todd Achilles for U.S. Senate 061
GrOtto @stone-grotto.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Maybe I’m insufficiently learned in municipal voting ordinances and this is just a thing. But the oral argument includes a reference to “votes cast on behalf of a trust” and my head exploded. The corporate lawyer thought it was clever to discuss the principle of “one entity one vote.” 030
GrOtto @stone-grotto.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The legal question in a real case: “May towns give corporations the right to vote in municipal elections?” It was nice knowing everyone. 111
GrOtto @stone-grotto.bsky.social · 27/09/2026At age 43, apparently your toenail will mostly come off if it grazes a blanket. 110
GrOtto @stone-grotto.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Folks I’ve had to post this before. Clear your table at the brewery. When was the last time you saw a bus boy at a brewery? You’re just leaving a gross chore for the people who next sit there. 010
Reposted by GrOttoMolly Coleman @mollycoleman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My statement on the developing situation regarding Mayor Her. 516735
GrOtto @stone-grotto.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The people engaging in this boycott eat exclusively American cheese anyway. The nooks of their kitchen floors are littered with those unfolded plastic film rectangles. 151
GrOtto @stone-grotto.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I only have two comments about this. A. It’s a pretty depressing and disappointing to compare my fluency in this list of top 100 tv shows to my fluency in any top 100 books list. B. PEN15 is on the list! Which is awesome and people should watch PEN15!! 000
GrOtto @stone-grotto.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If only there were a elected leader in Saint Paul in high enough position to knock the mayor down a rung, and who is also currently in a neck and neck election for a new office and so has the political incentive to stick their neck out to try and expand their support by speaking truth to power.startribune.comSt. Paul leaders silent as police chief’s lawsuit against mayor loomsThe litigation comes as an outside investigator’s full report into Her’s conduct has yet to be released. 000
GrOtto @stone-grotto.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The circle of tape binding your bananas. No thank you! Shoot the inventor of that into the sun. 110
GrOtto @stone-grotto.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Still laughing heartily at “does Mancini’s serve THC?” 061
GrOtto @stone-grotto.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I’m glad I’ve never had to spell out the MILF acronym in a legal filing before. 040
GrOtto @stone-grotto.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Stopped on a random page of the Henry v. Mayor Her complaint definitely reading this whole thing. 200
GrOtto @stone-grotto.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Ok. Based on this article. I’m going to find the complaint. Holy moly BTW still insane that STRIB’s policy is against linking to public legal documents!! 122
GrOtto @stone-grotto.bsky.social · 21/09/2026FYI one tip: our pediatrician has administered fluoride in the past and we never got charged with it. So we’re just doing fluoride at next pediatricians visit. 020
GrOtto @stone-grotto.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Learned today that standard dental insurance doesn’t cover twice a year pediatric fluoride anymore. Industry is down to once a year coverage for kids. So the dentist has to recommend it but then tell you your insurance won’t cover it. 261
GrOtto @stone-grotto.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I have begun writing the story for the modern remake of the classic game final fantasy vii remake. 110
GrOtto @stone-grotto.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Ok this is hilarious to those familiar with Mr. Hanson, a brain rotted right wing poster who poses as an everyman lawyer. 030
GrOtto @stone-grotto.bsky.social · 16/09/2026We’ve been parents of a school age child for all of four school days. But one thing I know: Your kid’s neighborhood school potentially disappearing. My god. What a fucking hardship to impose on families and young children. 040
GrOtto @stone-grotto.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Next City of Saint Paul Schulz statute design just dropped. 060
GrOtto @stone-grotto.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Just need some conformation from other parents that the first weekend after staring kindergarten can be wild because kiddo is still adjusting Cause it’s a fuckin’ nightmare over here this weekend. 240
GrOtto @stone-grotto.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Apparently this years kindergarten class will graduate high school in 2039 and I just vomited. 050
GrOtto @stone-grotto.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Republicans: I favor lifelong indenture. Republicans: health insurance should be able to drop at will, and state insurance can require you to never stop working. Republicans: 90 year old granny shouldn’t need a doctor. She should have made better health decisions and never aged in the first place. 051
GrOtto @stone-grotto.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Me for 6 months: god how am I going to convince this kid to get on the bus by himself on day 1 of school. He’s going to completely melt down. 5 year old on the day: sprints onto doesn’t even say goodbye! Give your kids more credit! 080
GrOtto @stone-grotto.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Dear lawyers stop writing “requested” and just say fucking ASKED good god I’m losing my mind reading all your writing. 020
GrOtto @stone-grotto.bsky.social · 09/09/2026This clip is outrageous. @mayorher.bsky.social says that the loved ones of pig’s eye residents—those who gave them rides when she vacated their *home*—are at fault for her ruinous decision making. They don’t deserve a home. They don’t deserve to have people care for them. Recall worthy nonsense. 0101
Reposted by GrOttoWedge LIVE!™ @wedge.live · 09/09/2026City of St Paul just ran an important experiment proving that other human beings continue to exist even when you do peekaboo hands over your face. www.fox9.com/news/st-paul...fox9.comSt. Paul’s homeless encampment closures may be on pause indefinitelyThere are no scheduled dates to clear St. Paul's remaining homeless encampments after city leaders called the closure of the camp at Pig's Eye Park unsuccessful. 018434
GrOtto @stone-grotto.bsky.social · 08/09/2026“You are sick. … we have healing herbs, potions … White Peralt, emulor, Tralb…” “Those are all poisons!” “Are they? No wonder the pig died.” 000
GrOtto @stone-grotto.bsky.social · 07/09/2026A very underrated life experience: owning a piece of clothing that you LOVE, but which your spouse thinks is weird as hell. 041