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Lorraine Wagner-Zbornak

@childsplease.blacksky.app
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I swear man I'm like Huey mixed with Riley, Thursday I be trying to save the world then on Friday, I hit the club. 31. MN. BS Cell and Molecular Biology & MPH. Vaccine researcher. Views are my own. I enjoy engaging with people on here, but don't push it.

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Lorraine Wagner-Zbornak @childsplease.blacksky.app · 1h
Am I wrong?
Chuck E. CheeseElizabeth Holmes in the "You Can See Everything" documentary
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Lorraine Wagner-Zbornak @childsplease.blacksky.app · 1h
Elizabeth Holmes looks like Chuck E. Cheese in that movie trailer
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ɪᴍᴍᴀɴᴜᴇʟ ᴋᴜɴᴛ @soberthots.blacksky.app · 3h
make no mistake, men DO understand consent. let a gay man walk in the room….
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ℂ𝕒𝕥𝕞𝕒𝕟ℝ𝕖𝕤𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕤 🏳️‍🌈 ✡️ 😸 🌊 @stevefm20.bsky.social · 11h
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The Not Chaotic Cherub 😇 @biensur-jetaime.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Their Green Eyes Were Watching God
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Time for this classic again.
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Lorraine Wagner-Zbornak @childsplease.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
No joke, we harvested at least 25 spaghetti squash this year and they are still growing. We did really well on zucchini and summer squash as well. Last year was the year of the peppers, this year is the year of the squash and next year I hope to be the year of the fruit or maybe root vegetables.
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Lorraine Wagner-Zbornak @childsplease.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
Garden update: we have a pumpkin!
Green pumpkin growing on a black row cover with scattered cherry tomatoes surrounding it
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Lorraine Wagner-Zbornak @childsplease.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
Anyway... If someone wants to give up their 12 ft skeleton for a discount, I'm down.
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Lorraine Wagner-Zbornak @childsplease.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
So the flight is over... Being married? I'm always a day late and a dollar short on these arguments.
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jentrification ♎ @jentrification.com · 30/09/2026
Detroit’s first Black-led grocery store sends out a fundraising SOS amid financial struggles
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Detroit’s first Black-led grocery store sends out a fundraising SOS amid financial struggles - Detroit Metro Times
Detroit People’s Food Co-op is turning to its members and the community for help as it works through cash-flow problems and rising operating costs.
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Lorraine Wagner-Zbornak @childsplease.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
Another recall. We really can't have anything. www.eatingwell.com/sugar-recall...
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The FDA Issued a Recall on Sugar Due to Contamination
FDA recalls brown and powdered sugar over wheat kernel contamination in 8 states. Check if your sugar is affected and see refund details here.
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Lorraine Wagner-Zbornak @childsplease.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
Thursday will begin our Second Annual October Skelathon where we place a skeleton of some sort in our yard or on our house every day for the entire month of October. This year I'm trying to add a 12 ft skeleton to lay on top of my garage. I'll try to post pictures as much as possible
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Lorraine Wagner-Zbornak @childsplease.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
I'm sure you could get pregnant and raise a child platonically but that would make the whole process and the recovery much harder. Why do that with a man who doesn't even like you?
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Lorraine Wagner-Zbornak @childsplease.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
If you understand the role oxytocin plays in pregnancy, childbirth, recovery, breastfeeding and newborn health and how it is derived, this is not only psychologically cold but physiologically unsound.
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Lorraine Wagner-Zbornak @childsplease.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
If you're hungry in your dream, you're hungry for real
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Lorraine Wagner-Zbornak @childsplease.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
And I love talking. I just really wanted my food. I'm about to go eat something right now
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Lorraine Wagner-Zbornak @childsplease.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
I literally had a dream I had to listen to how the cashiers at the Mississippi Market got the scars on their faces. One had two joker scars and hadn't even gotten to those by the time I woke up. I just wanted my croissant. I don't even think they sell croissants
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Lorraine Wagner-Zbornak @childsplease.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
Didn't get to the egg bites, but the greens are cooked and 6 servings are stored and the pot roast is in the slow cooker now.
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Lorraine Wagner-Zbornak @childsplease.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
If I ever go to the UK, I'm packing food to take with me
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nai 🦋 @astoldbynai.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
Zack Fox is one of the funniest niggas to ever grace this Earth 😭😭
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I AM HIPPOLYTA 🔭🪐🛸👨🏾‍🚀🌌 @astromarvaroso.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Every time they chant “USA USA” I just hear “white power”.
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Lorraine Wagner-Zbornak @childsplease.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
On the meal prep menu today is mixed greens (collard, turnip, kale and broccoli) with the turnips and turkey necks, a pot roast and egg bites
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Ida B Wells' Winchester Rifle @dytsras.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mamie "Peanut" Johnson was a really good baseball player. So at 17, she tried out for the All-American Girls Professional Baseball League. She was rejected. Because... Black. But she'd go on to be the second woman in the Negro League, and first & only pitcher. She was born 91yrs ago today
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Lorraine Wagner-Zbornak @childsplease.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
Why can't I wear my cookie monster pajamas to my corporate interview?!
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Patrick Drooling Patrick Star
Alt: Drooling Patrick Star
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Lorraine Wagner-Zbornak @childsplease.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
I just found out about the iced coffee debate and all I have to say is y'all are dumb.
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Phyllis HYMEN @theintriguing1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Bagdad Cafe” (1990-1991), starring Whoopi Goldberg, Monica Calhoun and Cleavon Little. Aired 15 episodes.
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jentrification ♎ @jentrification.com · 23/09/2026
the one thing you need to watch today
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Lorraine Wagner-Zbornak @childsplease.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
Trying to find a way to incorporate the sentence "Read it and weep" in my vocabulary.
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Lorraine Wagner-Zbornak @childsplease.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
Okra is still growing like crazy so I'm just harvesting and freezing it for the winter hair care
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Joshua Houdek @jhoudek.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
North Minneapolis to Brooklyn Park deserve transit too: 50% of households don’t have access to a car 60% of potential riders are people of color 37% are low-income Care about equity? Fill the Blue Line Extension funding gap @governorwalz.mn.gov @metcouncilmn.bsky.social @hennepin.bsky.social
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Jon Collins @jcollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
ICE agent Christian Castro makes first appearance in state court for shooting and wounding a man in north Minneapolis in January. He was arrested in downtown Minneapolis yesterday. He appears in federal court early tomorrow morning on charges of lying to FBI. www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
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ICE agent charged with shooting, wounding man during Operation Metro Surge arrested in Minneapolis
Christian Castro is due to make an initial appearance in Hennepin County court on Thursday afternoon on state charges, and in federal court in St. Paul on Friday morning on federal charges.
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Chris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hi if you are in Minneapolis and are this 25-to-30-year-old white woman, about 5'5", with brown hair and a curly-haired golden retriever-like dog, get medical attention immediately!
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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 19/09/2026
if you’re the white woman who was picking up a bat in downtown minneapolis on hennepin ave between washington & 3rd on 9/15 at noon, the minnesota department of health would like to talk to you because that shit was RABID! i would also like to talk to you because girl, wtf
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DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH
protecting, maintaining and improving the health of il Minesotans
RABID BAT FOUND ON SIDEWALK
On Tuesday, September 15 at about 12pm, a bat was found on the sidewalk on Hennepin Ave between N. Washington Ave and N 3°St.
The bat died and was sent for rabies testing. This bat tested positive for
rabies.
A woman was seen crouching by the bat and putting it into a bag. She was described as a 25-to-30-year-old white woman, about 5'5", with curly brown hair and a curly-haired golden retriever-like dog. If this was you, please call 911 and ask to be connected to Animal Care & Control.
Bites from bats are tiny, may be painless, and may not leave a mark. An person who had physical contact or touched this bat should talk with health care provider this weekend for assessment. During the week, Minnesota Department of Health can also provide rabies assessments at 651-201-5414.
If vou did not touch or have any contact with the bat, you have no risk of rabies and do not need shots.
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Lorraine Wagner-Zbornak @childsplease.blacksky.app · 19/09/2026
Ain't nobody bout to fuck this Christopher Walken looking ass doll 😂
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Lorraine Wagner-Zbornak @childsplease.blacksky.app · 18/09/2026
Ballsmaxxing is the dumbest shit I've ever heard of. I don't understand the appeal.
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Xae ❤️ @veryghetto.blacksky.app · 18/09/2026
Kenny Mason + Throw some Ds = 🔥 (Made by me)
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Lorraine Wagner-Zbornak @childsplease.blacksky.app · 18/09/2026
Seattle is White Atlanta for the left. Conservative White people hate Seattle.
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orithyia blue. @javeauriel.blacksky.app · 17/09/2026
The dismissal of COVID’s effect on our brains may be the most frustrating part of all of it. To me.
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Chico Escuela @blaqdocdown.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Esusina @sina21.blacksky.app · 17/09/2026
It’s easier to hold ed Sheeran accountable cuz yall don’t fuck with him anyway.
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Lorraine Wagner-Zbornak @childsplease.blacksky.app · 17/09/2026
Some of y'all be on here acting like you can't care about Black lives and the lives of other oppressed people at the same time but all of a sudden got smoke for Ed Sheeran.
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eliko thalia @museinrevolt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
just learned this today
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Chris Brown, Joanne Rowling, Ed Sheehan: these people are wealthy beyond your IMAGINATION and all of them are currently crying and sobbing and whining that *you* don’t like them due to their very public actions.
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Lorraine Wagner-Zbornak @childsplease.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026
Liar Perry
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Lorraine Wagner-Zbornak @childsplease.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026
Sydney Sweeney and Scooter Braun? Two pieces of shit in one shitty pod. Just throw the whole couple away.
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Lorraine Wagner-Zbornak @childsplease.blacksky.app · 15/09/2026
Bless him Xenu
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Lorraine Wagner-Zbornak @childsplease.blacksky.app · 15/09/2026
Oh shit, The Paper is back!
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Lorraine Wagner-Zbornak @childsplease.blacksky.app · 15/09/2026
NY Strip with a chunky blue cheese sauce.
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