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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Tweet from good (@dril):

if your grave doesnt say "rest in peace" on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war
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stickypiston.bsky.social @stickypiston.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Put on Clue to watch for the first time with my 10yo. 10yo: So, is this like Clue, the game? Me: Yeah. 10yo: So, basically someone killed someone and they have to solve it? Me: You totally get it. 10yo: It's practically Among Us.
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stickypiston.bsky.social @stickypiston.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My 5yo calling out her brothers: "They said the A word, the P word. They said every word." She is just improvising all of this. She doesn't know what any of these words are.
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stickypiston.bsky.social @stickypiston.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
As it turns out, sometimes just saying, "Caught you, fucker," to intrusive thoughts and laughing about it helps. #notadoctor #notadvice
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stickypiston.bsky.social @stickypiston.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The only unwavering universal law is that it takes three times to plug in every USB device. The first time is wrong, flipping it is somehow also wrong, and then returning it to its original position is suddenly right now. For unwavering universal legal reasons.
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stickypiston.bsky.social @stickypiston.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Caught up on Insidious. I'm actually kind of digging the character- and story- driven path they've taken with the past two. If you don't have James Wan, you can't do James Wan, and that's a message the team behind Insidious understands now.
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Mighoul Revenantparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,
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Rejax🔜BLFC @rejax.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yeah, I also assumed people talking about "getting kirked" was a sex thing or something at first for the same reason
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My Name is Grant @mynameisgrant.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I was legitimately confused by the term “kirkiversary” this week and at first thought it was the Star Trek thing.
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stickypiston.bsky.social @stickypiston.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I foresee a movement where people make low quality, MS Paint-quality "Photoshopped" images as a way of combating AI art.
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stickypiston.bsky.social @stickypiston.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I've worked most types of jobs, and warehouse me is losing it watching this video. I am so happy.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 10/09/2026
euphemism = polite term for an impolite thing dysphemism = impolite term for a polite thing
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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 02/09/2024
I totallynforgot how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 in Roman numerals. I M LIVID
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stickypiston.bsky.social @stickypiston.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My wife and I named our first dog together Tiberius after James Tiberius Kirk. He was the absolute embodiment of our love, and he passed away in 2024. I'm so happy I've had Star Trek in my life for my whole life.
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stickypiston.bsky.social @stickypiston.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
When did everything in your life get 1000% more difficult? Let's see... it was around... wait, I think I made a connection.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 08/09/2026
Silent movies often featured chase scenes, which were often the most exciting/interesting scenes. So, ‘cut to the chase’ came to mean “get to the important part.”
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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stickypiston.bsky.social @stickypiston.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
About me: I'm a sucker for a blessing. I prefer it to come directly from a human, from the bottom of their heart, but I won't turn away an indirect blessing from a deity, patron, or force. I think the ultimate form of humanity is to become a blessing to all you encounter.
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stickypiston.bsky.social @stickypiston.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Nobody told me that we as a culture left the term "skeeze" in the 90s. It may have literally the same meaning as "sleeze," but I still feel like it has a place in conversation.
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stickypiston.bsky.social @stickypiston.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Heard from an 8yo at the park: "How does Ohio live like this?"
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stickypiston.bsky.social @stickypiston.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Me to 7yo and 9yo: "You didn't pick up on the unique analysis of French existentialism in Coyote v. Acme." 9yo: "What did you just say?" Yeah, we may have had a long talk before bed comparing Wyle E. Coyote to Camus' treatment of Sysyphus.
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stickypiston.bsky.social @stickypiston.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Terry O'Quinn plays approximately 900 characters in the X-Files/Millennium shared universe.
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Sapphic Bratty Stray @stray.sapphicbratty.cloud · 27/01/2025
Celeste Labedz (@celestelabedz): I don't put projects on the back burner. I put them under the floorboards, where the ever-louder beating of their hearts drives me slowly to madness.
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
WenzlerPowers: 

Dolly Parton writing “I will always love you“ and “Jolene“ in the same day is mind blowing.

It’s like if da Vinci finished the Mona Lisa then turned around in the same day and wrote “Jolene“
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Rsquared @rsquared.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Godzilla XXX Kong
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sometimes.bsky.social @sometimes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I know everyone is making the Godzilla fucking jokes but the intimacy coordinator's name is "sexton" as in... metric tonnage of kaiju fucking
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Ash (new non-binary flavor!) @seatopian.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
They're finally gonna fuck, let's gooooooo
A screenshot of a post that says Kristina Sexton will serve as the intimacy coordinator on Godzilla x Kong: Supernova. The previous Monsterverze films did not utilize an intimacy coordinator.
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Vitalik Buterin @vitalik.ca · 02/07/2026
"Pokemon" is short for "pocket monsters". "Digimon" is short for "digital monsters". Therefore, "salmon" is short for "saltwater monsters". (You might object: salmon spend a big part of their life in freshwater. But pokemon spend a big part of their life outside pockets too!)
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stickypiston.bsky.social @stickypiston.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Also, I could see Pink Pony Club becoming the new Don't Stop Believing.
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stickypiston.bsky.social @stickypiston.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Pink Pony Club is one of the finest musical compositions I've ever read. It oozes with small-town vulnerability and the joy of finding a bigger fishbowl, one with the capacity for other people whose weirdness complements yours.
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stickypiston.bsky.social @stickypiston.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I just heard a car outside that sounded like "Kickstart My Heart."
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stickypiston.bsky.social @stickypiston.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
As someone who was nicknamed The Most because Too Much didn't suffice, I love that Ray Liotta's last name is almost Lotta, as in Whole Lotta.
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stickypiston.bsky.social @stickypiston.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Confession: I spent a lot of my life thinking Kyle Chandler was Ray Liotta.
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stickypiston.bsky.social @stickypiston.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
In Season 4 of Shrinking, we absolutely must see Gaby playing D&D. Bonus points for a whole episode dedicated to it.
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stickypiston.bsky.social @stickypiston.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The thing I love about this scene in Shrinking is that it was preceded by Harrison Ford humming the Indiana Jones theme.
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stickypiston.bsky.social @stickypiston.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Pet peeve: people listing black border cards or cards with dates next to the artist's name as Revised Edition on Facebook Marketplace.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 04/09/2023
Stop adhering
Sticker reads: all stickers except stickers about stickers being prohibited are prohibited
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stickypiston.bsky.social @stickypiston.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A favorite new trend in shows: - Men unapologetically loving rom coms - Non-romantic relationships with playing out with rom com tropes. Ted Lasso, Shrinking, probably more...
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stickypiston.bsky.social @stickypiston.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
S(hr)inking
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stickypiston.bsky.social @stickypiston.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Bluesky is better than a lot of the alternatives, but people come here to fight and grandstand just like anywhere else. I'd like to see more curiosity and camaraderie, a desire to understand rather than an unchecked impulse to tear down.
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stickypiston.bsky.social @stickypiston.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I need more about Gaby as a Dungeon Master. #Shrinking
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stickypiston.bsky.social @stickypiston.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I really love The Joker, but he's absolutely one of the most superficial comic villains. Magneto, on the other hand, experienced the holocaust.
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stickypiston.bsky.social @stickypiston.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Saw this on Facebook.
What does a refrigerator need with my wifi password?

Meme with Captain Kirk from the scene where he asks god what he needs with a starship in Star Trek V.
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The viral video of a boy faking his own death that you can't stop watching
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stickypiston.bsky.social @stickypiston.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
10yo son: I'm glad I'm not an optimist. Me: Optimists are great. They believe good things are possible. Son: But they're always starting fires. Me: No, that's arsonists!
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stickypiston.bsky.social @stickypiston.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I just started Batman: The Caped Crusader on Prime, and it showed me two ads for Batman: The Caoed Crusader first. Kind of felt like "Previously on The OC," and I had to Google if this is a sequel series.
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stickypiston.bsky.social @stickypiston.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The King of Norway just died. Is it weird how obsessed we've become with celebrity deaths since Dolly died? Like, no disrespect, but some people are mourning people they wouldn't have. Is that greater empathy or just trendiness? I wanna say the latter but Dolly pushed for the former.
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stickypiston.bsky.social @stickypiston.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Is Derek my role model? Yeah, I think Derek is my role model. #Shrinking
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stickypiston.bsky.social @stickypiston.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It took me a season and an episode to realize Shrinking is literally How I Lost Your Mother.
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stickypiston.bsky.social @stickypiston.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
When Stevie Wonder dies, everyone is required to name their children born that year Stevland.
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