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Stevevsninjas

@stevevsninjas.bsky.social
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Former zygote.

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Stevevsninjas @stevevsninjas.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
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Stevevsninjas @stevevsninjas.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
we invented these incredible devices called smartphones that give us all the world's knowledge at our fingertips
what is the source of the name pumpernickel
Pumpernickel originates from 17th-century Germany (specifically Westphalia) as a derogatory term, translating roughly to "devil's fart" or "farting goblin". It combines the Low German pumpern ("to break wind") and Nickel (a form of Nicholas, denoting a demon or goblin). The name refers to the bread's difficult-to-digest nature.
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Stevevsninjas @stevevsninjas.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
my dog, struggling to open her medicine, looks to me for help me: hey hey whoa read the label pal
pill bottle labeled "for animal use only"
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Stevevsninjas @stevevsninjas.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
sun already exploded earlier
a sunset where it appears to be breaking apart due to clouds.
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Stevevsninjas @stevevsninjas.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Out enjoying the last beautiful moon of 2025 before it is dynamited into rubble and used to build a giant Trump head.
Nearly full moon. Panasonic FZ-1000, ISO 125, F/8, 1/125.
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Stevevsninjas @stevevsninjas.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
haha what, you think I put Ozempic in the christmas tree water? that's crazy
a very skinny Xmas tree
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Stevevsninjas @stevevsninjas.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
The Size of Car Keys Over Time
A four panel cartoon. 1. A simple metal car key from the 1970s. 2. 
a larger plastic topped key from the 90s. 3. a bigger modern key with buttons 4. a car key as a backpack
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Stevevsninjas @stevevsninjas.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Maybe @adambroud.bsky.social doesn't remember this one, but I do
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Stevevsninjas @stevevsninjas.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
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Stevevsninjas @stevevsninjas.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Anna's Hummingbird (OC)
A fuscia headed Hummingbird perched on a feeder.
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Stevevsninjas @stevevsninjas.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
my notifications after I do a post
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Stevevsninjas @stevevsninjas.bsky.social · 25/09/2024
Cardio.
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Stevevsninjas @stevevsninjas.bsky.social · 06/08/2024
Local restaurant here...
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Stevevsninjas @stevevsninjas.bsky.social · 09/07/2024
I was able to find a declassified photo of one such potato
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Stevevsninjas @stevevsninjas.bsky.social · 26/01/2024
My wife left this note on the counter, if you were wondering what galaxy brain ideas look like
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Stevevsninjas @stevevsninjas.bsky.social · 06/01/2024
Is this the most metal flower?
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Stevevsninjas @stevevsninjas.bsky.social · 27/09/2023
Needs a bigger guitar IMO
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