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Ryan

@stevethegecko.bsky.social
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Neurospicy geriatric millennial. Warhammer, HEMA, general banter.

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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’m a fucken comedian
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
ChatGPT is programmed to agree with you. Don’t believe it. Don’t ask it for advice.
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I did some digging into my family history last night, because I knew my patrilineal history to a certain point. I’ve gotten to the 3rd fleet and which ship my ancestor was on, but I can’t go back further than that. Which kind of sucks.
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ladies if your vaginas weren’t dry enough and your drinks were already covered, I present to you the creep master 3000.
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@moistenedtart.bsky.social I figuratively said “no shit” when the psychologist told me. We knew since she was 9 months old.
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What happened to my finger? Wrong answers only.
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
So it looks like I might have a fourth kid by June next year.
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
@moistenedtart.bsky.social I didn’t see if you saw it, but the GOP decided that Hasan’s meat was worth having in the jumbotron.
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🎃 Spooky Luffy 🎃 @lordgrey93.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
So if you meet with these historians I'll tell you what to say Tell them that the Nazis Never really went away They're out there burning houses down And peddling racist lies And we'll never rest again Until every Nazi dies
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badly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼‍♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I've laughed at this for three minutes straight
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
@moistenedtart.bsky.social youtu.be/p9PiqCeLEmM?...
youtu.be
Penis Song - Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
YouTube video by Monty Python
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
@moistenedtart.bsky.social you wanted dick jokes?
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
@moistenedtart.bsky.social
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Reading a translation of a 16th century fechtbuch (fighting manual) with undiagnosed and unmedicated ADHD is fun - especially with aphantasia so I need to act everything out.
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
“You didn’t vote for me so I’m not going to help you”
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Had to make coffee like a seppo because my 7 year old Kmart kettle bit the bucket last night. F to pay respects.
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
As beautiful as this is, this is a horrible sign for the climate.
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
In a world of Claviculars, young men should look up to androgenic.
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I’ve been doing squats without weights for a week now, as my quads have atrophied from lack of fencing. It has only been a week and I can feel the increased definition already, also increasing my number of reps before getting tired.
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I’ve started calling out shitty behaviour online.
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
So many people don’t believe I’m 41.
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
@robertrath.bsky.social uhhh, r/necrontyr is having a normal one.
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
@robertrath.bsky.social excuse me? A fucking sequel?
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Racists are calling me unaustralian for having mixed kids, but my family here dates back to the second fleet and there’s a Sydney suburb named after my family.
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
@arbitorian.bsky.social regarding servers, one of the most grim dark things in a comedic way is the veterans respite planet mentioned by Caiphas Cain, which also produces a large amount of gun servitors.
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Caiphas Cain, Hero of the Imperium.
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Drunk me is very philosophical and can write well. Holy crap!
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Bitch ass dinosaur. Fuck outta here
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
@moistenedtart.bsky.social I’m not 100% certain but I’m pretty sure that this is a symptom of AuDHD
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
This broke me. A excerpt from my daughter’s OT report for my daughter’s autism assessment. “These difficulties mean that Luna is often operating in a heightened state creating demands and pressures as her seeks to moderate and manage the sensory input coming from her environment and peers.
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
@mikebrooks668.bsky.social does contacting you on Bluesky to tank you for your work count?
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I started KCD2 again after restarting. I spent 3 in game days picking flowers and making potions. Why? In the second map it’s inconvenient to make potions.
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
"You don't like data centers? Well, golf courses are bad for the environment too, so I guess we'll get rid of those too??"
Wojak meme of someone saying "your terms are acceptable"
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
As a father of half filipino children, I expected some sort of identity issues when the kids are older. My eldest was born overseas but has lived in Australia for most of his life (literally only 7 months of his life in Ph), and my two daughters were born here. My wife has caramel toned skin.
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Burd
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
There is nothing cuter than angry zebra finches when you pick up their fledglings.
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
What I see vs what the Bulldog Ant sees
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Echolalia for today - the chorus of “I need a hero” by Bonnie Tyler. Just the chorus.
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
@mikebrooks668.bsky.social I loved Brutal Kunnin’ but the narrator had a hard time pronouncing Ufthak and Waaagh! The final fight between Ufthak and the Daemon Engine (oversized forgefiend?) was very reminiscent of Pacific Rim 2. 10/10.
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
@moistenedtart.bsky.social www.instagram.com/reel/DX166vx...
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Keegan Tatum on Instagram: "Science: this study shows why autistic people are so often progressive or radically left-wing and have a strong sense of justice. The research looks into how autistic peopl...
7,946 likes, 287 comments - keegantatum on May 2, 2026: "Science: this study shows why autistic people are so often progressive or radically left-wing and have a strong sense of justice. The research ...
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
@moistenedtart.bsky.social I got KCD2 during the medieval sale. I spent three in game days harvesting herbs to make potions and schnapps. I haven’t done a single fucking quest.
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
@moistenedtart.bsky.social maybe there is a god.
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Unpopular opinion that would get me downvoted to oblivion on Reddit - pre 8E first born marine proportions look SHIT. Back when they were all we had they were cool, but the new body scaling of the 30k marines as well as characters like Crowe, the older ones look ridiculous.
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
He inspired one of my all time favorite Letterboxd reviews, by our pal @bransonreese.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/bren...
Branson Reese PATRON
FernGully: The Last Rainforest 1992
Watched Jun 16, 1992
Director: Tim, baby! Listen, I need you to tone it down a bit. Seems like you're cumming when you speak
Tim Curry: That I am!
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GULLY
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Miss 5 had a meltdown this morning. Being ND with ND kids is hard.
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
My sensory seeking daughter set up the dining chairs into a parkour course and was jumping across them. #autismawareness
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Two more boyz done, 3 to go!
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I can’t understand looksmaxing. I just had a shower and as I dried myself off I looked in the mirror and realised I am perfectly content with my appearance.
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Probably firing a worker after less than a month. We hired him under the condition that he works Fridays. He then decides to no longer work Fridays. He’s a nice kid but I can’t be by myself on Fridays
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mira ⊹ ࣪ ˖ 🎃 @simployed.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I saw this and I had to share it with you. Im sorry.
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