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Ryan

@stevethegecko.bsky.social
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Neurospicy geriatric millennial. Warhammer, HEMA, general banter.

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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 1h
Squig orange? I know gryphon hound is a contrast.
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 1h
IMO you need to use crimson. On their fists. Khorne as a base coat, wazdakka red as the main colour. Then there is an orange that can be used as an extreme edge highlight but I forgot the name. It isn’t wild rider because that’s for scarlet.
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’m a fucken comedian
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
ChatGPT is programmed to agree with you. Don’t believe it. Don’t ask it for advice.
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yup
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What enrages me as an aged care worker (not a carer) is that the residents are more likely to vote conservative!
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Dog's Confused 'What?' Reaction
ALT: Dog's Confused 'What?' Reaction
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
His “wife” is a LLM chatbot
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I managed to get a little more information, I know where my ancestor was tried, how old he was, what crime was committed, what sentence he received from the judge - which was death - commuted into transportation.
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I did some digging into my family history last night, because I knew my patrilineal history to a certain point. I’ve gotten to the 3rd fleet and which ship my ancestor was on, but I can’t go back further than that. Which kind of sucks.
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Whaddya mean? They use 5.62mm in schools all the time
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Why are you describing my life?
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Why would they be speaking olde English when all they really need to do is read it phonetically?
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ladies if your vaginas weren’t dry enough and your drinks were already covered, I present to you the creep master 3000.
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I refuse to believe this on one thing. It’s too smart to be a Logan thing.
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I fucken hate capitalism
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If it’s not ownership then piracy isn’t theft
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We didn’t have regular yellow when she did these
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Morrowind
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s really cool how the tism shows. My 5.5 year old is level 2 and her special interests include drawing and pokemon. She is very good at it.
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@moistenedtart.bsky.social I figuratively said “no shit” when the psychologist told me. We knew since she was 9 months old.
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Plus roids. I can’t stand to listen to the prick. His voice sounds like a sulphur crested cockatoo
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Why is he red?
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
While yours was reading books, mine turned 4.
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What happened to my finger? Wrong answers only.
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
So it looks like I might have a fourth kid by June next year.
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My son is obsessed with space. He loves it.
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
@moistenedtart.bsky.social I didn’t see if you saw it, but the GOP decided that Hasan’s meat was worth having in the jumbotron.
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🎃 Spooky Luffy 🎃 @lordgrey93.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
So if you meet with these historians I'll tell you what to say Tell them that the Nazis Never really went away They're out there burning houses down And peddling racist lies And we'll never rest again Until every Nazi dies
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I love how the complete scum bag has orange
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badly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼‍♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I've laughed at this for three minutes straight
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
“Even my friends don’t text me back that fast”. Man is more fragile than a quail egg.
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Sueing to block a bill protecting kids??
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
@moistenedtart.bsky.social youtu.be/p9PiqCeLEmM?...
youtu.be
Penis Song - Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
YouTube video by Monty Python
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
@moistenedtart.bsky.social you wanted dick jokes?
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
@moistenedtart.bsky.social
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Deathskulls - nice!
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
You’ve done Alex Jones, now do the others
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Aided-assisted. They’re fucking synonyms.
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Happy big boobs day
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Also Manananggal go hard! You like vampires? What about one that tears itself in half and flies around.
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Given that the austronesians migrated from Taiwan, through the Philippines and Indonesia then throughout the pacific, it’s not surprising
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Just to be sure, the A is assisted correct?
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Reading a translation of a 16th century fechtbuch (fighting manual) with undiagnosed and unmedicated ADHD is fun - especially with aphantasia so I need to act everything out.
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Someone on Qsy’s thread doesn’t know what the acronym CAD stands for.
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Just as well this is a king quail
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Want one?
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Stone Cold Steve Austin's Iconic Beer Celebration
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Ryan @stevethegecko.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Jungle trees next please 🙏
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