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Prince Fantasy

@stevenryder.bsky.social
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Found a guy in my basement!

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Prince Fantasy @stevenryder.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
My hot take about the Kinks is they are better than the Beatles and one of the most underrated rock bands, I know they're bigger in the UK but they really only have a handful of hits here.
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Prince Fantasy @stevenryder.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Younger woman*
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Prince Fantasy @stevenryder.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Sold some weed at my store today to an older gentlemen who waited until a younger left the store to whisper to me that smoking helps keep his dick hard, you meet some interesting folks in my profession!
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Prince Fantasy @stevenryder.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Welcome to the Worst Opinion Ever Expressed
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Prince Fantasy @stevenryder.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Was just thinking, Hideo Kojima games have the snappiest and most satisfying menu noises of all time, even if his games were bad I'd remember him just for this.
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Prince Fantasy @stevenryder.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Who the fuck are you? Pal I've been listening since I was but a boy.
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Prince Fantasy @stevenryder.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
The Dead Space remake was really good too
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Prince Fantasy @stevenryder.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Mouthwashing is the best horror game of 2024, stiff competition, the Lake House dlc for Alan Wake 2, Crow Country, Silent Hill 2 remake, Hollow Body, Sniper Killer, Pacific Drive, just started Stalker 2, got like 8 hours in, Dread Delusion, weird horror version of Morrowind
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Prince Fantasy @stevenryder.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Housesitting for my landlord, he told me eat what you want, I was stoned and found a drawer he forgot about for years and it was full of snack sized bags of Flaming Cheetos, I scurried off to my room with my bounty, turns out the expiration date was 4 years ago, they're straight up rancid, goddamnit
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Prince Fantasy @stevenryder.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
My spotified wrap told me I listened to 17000 minutes og just podcasts so my total 19000 isnt impressive, also why am I paying for it
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Prince Fantasy @stevenryder.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I bet this is insanely delicious but I'm not wearing my glasses and for a split second I thought this was actual shit in a diaper
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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
squirrel of the day
squirrel silhouetted against evening sky
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Prince Fantasy @stevenryder.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Lol all jokes aside that is one beautiful pear.
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Prince Fantasy @stevenryder.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Found a really sour and stinky reese's cup under the mudroom carpet, to some this is a sign of great luck I bet, to me it's gross and a burden, no thanks
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Prince Fantasy @stevenryder.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Up and comer horror guy
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Official® Joel Cusumano™ @joelcusumano.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
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Prince Fantasy @stevenryder.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
tv off made me leave my body
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 15/07/2024
Some screenshots from disparate chat apps and comment sections that say:

shit the fuck up

shut the fuck off kid

shut the up

shut your fuck up
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Prince Fantasy @stevenryder.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Tips on rizzing up the ladies while dealing with GERD? Settle down and learn a lesson fellas.
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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 17/09/2023
hey "nice" long flowing beard haha it fuckin sucks you hipster asshole [he turns around and reveals he is Heavenly Lord Guan Yu from the 2000 years of veneration] oh fuck
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
If your antique store isn't a dangerous labyrinth that takes up multiple floors of 3 separate early 20th century storefronts with doors knocked through the brick walls to join them into one Symphony Of The Night castle of deals then frankly I'm not interested.
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Prince Fantasy @stevenryder.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I remember using Netflix when it was disc based and you could get anything you wanted, watched my first Welles, Fellini, Godard, Truffaut, Jarmusch, Kurosawa and others, saw Freaks and Geeks when I was 17 and it was hard to find, the sky was the limit, now Netflix is a dull uninspired waste of money
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Prince Fantasy @stevenryder.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Man I love playing Hades
Screenshot of a YouTube video called “I sword fight my ex girlfriend in a Denny’s parking lot”
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Prince Fantasy @stevenryder.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Shout out to Skyblu, you're a beautiful soul, thanks for the brand new site, it's your biggest hit yet!
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Prince Fantasy @stevenryder.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Dream setup
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
2025 white house cabinet meeting
the cover of not like us, big house with a bunch of sex offender alert icons
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Prince Fantasy @stevenryder.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
My good friend (huge asshole) told me they made one of these so Im here now, ready to like posts and show hole.
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