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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 5h

Ossoff is beating him to death with his own jackboots.

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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 13h

New Merch Alert!! Fish. The ocean's full of 'em. And protecting the ocean is a global job, so we better learn the word for fish in as many languages as we can fit on a tote bag. Support @skypeascientist.bsky.social by getting a *sturdy* tote bag with a zipper (with a zipper!!!) at SquidFacts.net

4 freak-ass fish illustrated on a tote bag. We got a barreleye, a mola mola, a gulper eel, and a viperfish

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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 5h

If eight people have dinner with a Nazi, then nine Nazis are eating dinner. All Republicans are Nazi White supremacists.

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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 5h

Check the Epstein files. If not, check his search history. Someone got some shit on him and made him toe the line.

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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 6h

Not body shaming, just offering advice.

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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 6h

In the late 80s I used to be told I look like him. I was in the waiting room at a car dealership when a little girl said to her mom, "He looks like the guy on the Garry Shandling show." The mother apologized. I said, "No, I hear that a lot, is my hair OK?" They laughed.

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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 13h

I have about 30 books and am 15 inches shorter than the ceiling. I would still have a bookshelf with a ladder because there's something about five foot tall smart women that I can't put into words but makes me weak.

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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 14h

I'm 510 years old now, ten years is nothing. At 24, it was a big deal.

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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 14h

Leather Tuacadero (Suzie Quattro) five feet tall, plays bass, actually destroyed every bass player up to that point. Eleven year old me was obsessed.

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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 14h

I banged a fuckton of high school girls when I was in highschool. What bothered me was the 30 year old friends of mine blathering on about Brittney when she was 17. I was a gawky tall weirdo in my 20s and had problems meeting girls. Watching my friends go after girls ten years younger had an effect.

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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 14h

Where do we go.? Oh, yeah, to the buffet. Axl likes the buffet.

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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 14h

I'm never going to dance again. People have seen me and asked me to stop.

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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 14h

I would add a snarky comment, but when this song came out I was busy dating women and didn't really pay attention to the 17 year old singing about sex

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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 14h

When the working day is done, of course.

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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 14h

Good thing the second amendment is still a thing.. Still waiting on those sound effects.

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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 14h

You are so much more than I am capable of fantasizing. You are beautiful in ways that I don't know words for. And also I'm very lazy in the fantasizing category. Pretty much blond with thick legs covers it. You have all the other stuff that makes it interesting. Don't undersell yourself.

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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 14h

The people who were lied to. The people who had no other choice. Along with the large percentage of people who believe that a book about talking animals is real. One thing I e learne about people is that they will make every effort to let you down in the most important ways.

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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 14h

Tommy Karate Pitera is a mobster who was imprisoned in the early 90s on 6 murders. He may have committed 60. He's doing a podcast from prison. He killed anyone who got in his way. He killed women, dismembered them and buried them. He's doing a podcast from prison. The world is a fucked up place

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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 15h

You're not AI. I counted your fingers and toes, you're real. Which is really the worst part. You're real, and perfect, and a continent away.

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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 15h

Whatever, you're a fucking smokeshow. Just be as beautiful as you are and I will keep wishing you weren't 3000 fucking miles away.

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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 15h

Bring him to the woods where I live and let him compete with the Pileated Woodpecker that lives in the tree behind my house. I would have to move, but it would be a fun thing to do.

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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 15h

Back in the nineties I used to sell photosets. I'm a relatively straight man, but I made bank selling pictures to other men. My nakedness is still on the Internet.

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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 15h

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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 15h

And yes, I realize how fat I look. I've been living with an old mobster for a year. We keep trying to outdo each other's recipes on a daily basis. I weighed 265 before he came around. Now I'm 315. I get it. I went from outside linebacker to inside lineman in a year.

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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 15h

Got stabbed again the other day. Decided to forgo stitches because he hit ribs and it only really cut skin. I super glued it back together and I think it's doing better than if I would have gotten stitches. Anyway, this confirms my hypothesis that I can't be killed by another person.

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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 15h

You don't need me to feel beautiful. All you need is a mirror.

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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 15h

When a woman knows she's beautiful and desirable, the possibilities are endless. If someone hasn't told you, you're beautiful.

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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 15h

My first wife stole thousands of dollars from me and gave it to her boyfriend. My second wife stabbed me fifteen times. My third wife gave me a birthday card telling me how she loved Jesus more than me and left. Maybe wife school is a good idea, but not this one. I'd rather be stabbed.

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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 16h