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$teven D. $chroeder 💰

@stevendschroeder.bsky.social
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Author of three books, most recently Wikipedia Apocalyptica.

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$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My one true curse upon anyone is "May you die badly and soon." I do NOT deploy it lightly.
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$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The way Anderson fell over like a dead-legged drunk after Ramirez popped him makes this worthwhile
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$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Never put salt in your eyes" or "Citizen Kane" or "My Gazebo" or "The Eradicator"
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$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This seems like a very both-sidesy way to present the entirely right-skewing American crime-and-punishment discourse.
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$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So mean and yet I won't argue 😂
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$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
An awkward of poets
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Charles Jensen @charlesjensen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A group of poets is called an embarrassment
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$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If I were the state of Missouri, I would simply stop electing performative dumbasses.
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wasn’t sure I was going to subscribe, but with a headline this fresh and revelatory, I don’t see how I can say no.
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ANALYSIS FOR SUBSCRIBERS
Republicans' offensive strategy for the midterms: 'We're going all in'
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$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Damn good list. My 9 games that shaped who I am, off the top of my head: Civilization Fallout Jagged Alliance 2 X-COM: UFO Defense Ultima 7 The Secret of Monkey Island Star Control 2 Mechwarrior Sid Meier's Pirates
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$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The amount of unselfawareness it would take to still be a Trumper at this late, embarrassing stage. Congratulations, you dumbshit motherfuckers!
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$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
These midterms are poised to be a rout barring (A) Republican malfeasance and/or (B) establishment Democrats who can't build a coherent and compelling vision and message for people to get behind. Keep your eyes open.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I know it goes without saying but as the right wing media-political complex runs from Trump we should remember that they played a leading role in--and gleefully profited from--enabling and promoting him. Accomplices trying to get off a sinking ship, trying to salvage what's left of their reputation
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Jessica Smith @thedaybooks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Imagine being this beautiful and having hollow bones and a deadly bifurcated spike on your face. Goals.
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$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Deadly bifucated spike is my middle name! 🤷‍♂️
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$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Easiest thing a 2028 Democratic presidential candidate can pledge to do is Day 1 wipe out every memorial to Trump and every Trump executive order. Not difficult, but I'd bet real money that mainline Dems won't commit to it.
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$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I am not here for, nor will I ever be here for, this weird retroactive attempt to say the Star Wars prequels were actually okay.
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Brennan Bestwick @yrfrenbren.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The speaker of my poem isn’t me, it’s three guys in a trenchcoat that looks like me and I don’t trust a single one of ‘em
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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I remembered “being inspired” and drafting a post in the middle of the night. When I woke up, I found this: Gordita Trebuchet vs Chalupa Catapult
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$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Hey, I don't post about sports much on here, but Michigan just had the refs hand them a game in a way that is absolute horseshit
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$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Missouri Republicans in absurd meltdown tantrum over the clearly correct MO Supreme Court ruling in favor of the will of the people about state districting and the popular vote. Missouri's elected officials are part of a corrupt and disgraceful power grab, and I hope there will be a reckoning.
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$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Let's rehearse the bottle scene!
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$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Most poets are even worse at comma use. Because I'm one of the ones who's not (thanks, day job!), it sticks out to me.
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$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
So uhh a mixture of loathsome assholes and people I've never heard of? Good comeback!
Just some recent guests on “Real Time with Bill Maher”:

1. Michael S. Roth
2. Ryan Holliday
3. Andrew Cuomo 
4. Mike Rowe
5. Scott Galloway
6. Erin Brockovich
7. David Sedaris 
8. Neil DeGrasse Tyson
9. John Fetterman 
10. Gavin Newsom

Are these guests on loathed Bill Maher’s show not interesting enough for you, @JoyceCarolOates?
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$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Love these! Highly recommend checking out the One Ring Roleplaying Game (2nd Ed.) cover art by Martin Grip if you weren't already aware of it. There's lots of good interior art in those books by a bunch of people, but I'm specifically a big fan of the impressionistic covers.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Lake America. So weak. Absolute loser shit. So embarrassing and small and foolish. The sort of idea a drunk asshole has right before he falls off the roof and onto a picket fence.
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$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I'm pioneering a new activity I call "second nap"
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$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
"Woke 1.0," whatever the fuck that title is, clearly didn't go anywhere near far enough. As evidence, I present the entire fucking country right now. QED.
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 20/08/2026
By disparaging 2020 protests as ‘Woke 1’, liberals are following the rightwing’s lead
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By disparaging 2020 protests as ‘Woke 1’, liberals are following the rightwing’s lead
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s co-opting of conservative language to discuss a movement against state-sanctioned killings of Black people is damning
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$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
He hid in a catering truck so he wouldn't have to face substantially less danger than what he thinks isn't enough for the troops.
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$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
And now apparently "Woke 1.0" is a thing Democrats have to disavow to be part of mainstream politics? The absolute deadheadedness of the discourse continues to blow me away.
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Jessica Smith @thedaybooks.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
We need to retire the words “woke” and “cancelled.” No one who is aware of <the situation> actually calls themselves “woke.” It’s used as an insult. But it’s not really insulting? No one who whines about being “cancelled” actually is. We hear them whining b/c they’re still mic’d up.
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$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I immediately ignore any review that uses "one" as a royal-we substitute for "I" - not sorry, please learn to write better.
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$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
LOL. Ah yes, beloved underdogs the Democrat establishment.
Inside the Wisconsin upset that shook the progressive left for a change
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$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
CNN framed El-Sayed's win as a "narrow victory" and Crowley's (even narrower) victory as "the Democratic establishment roars back."
Democratic establishment roars back as David Crowley clinches Wisconsin victory
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$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
My new favorite misspelling is headcannon
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
This line from Ross Douthat’s final NYT column is something you see all the time from the soft-MAGA right. Sure, Trump’s *most* alarmist critics weren’t correct, but that’s basically true of every president. Trump’s *median* critic did in fact predict his presidency pretty accurately.
Trumpism has flailed and failed, it hasn't consolidated the kind of authoritarian power anticipated by its most alarmed opponents.
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$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Look, it's an oversimplification to say I think billionaires are an abomination that shouldn't exist. I also think hundredmillionaires are an abomination that shouldn't exist.
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$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Every map of the cyclosporiasis outbreak shows Missouri with no cases, and let me tell you that's not because Missouri actually has no cases, it's because Missouri has garbage public health reporting. I remember the early spread of COVID when we supposedly had like six total cases statewide.
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$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Is the party's quandary that it's top-to-bottom scumbags?
Allegations against several GOP congressmen highlight the party’s quandary
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Is a socialist candidate electable in a purple state? A modestly interesting question. A more interesting question: what if socialist candidates, despite facing opposition from their own party, not only win, but overperform? What if the moderate assumption of themselves as “electable” is exposed?
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$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The main way I use AI at my job is to generate outside-of-envelope messages for direct mail packages, because for some insane reason the USPS offers a discount if you show a single key sentence came from AI.
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$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Badgey from Star Trek Lower Decks Says 'I'm Badgey!'
ALT: Badgey from Star Trek Lower Decks Says 'I'm Badgey!'
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$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
My advice to manosphere denizens sufferering from the male loneliness epidemic is to stop sucking shit, be decent to other people, and see what the fuck happens.
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$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I will pay to see a version of the Odyssey where all the roles are played by Jason Mantzoukas.
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$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It's on Taylor Farms, which has let's just say an extensive history of food contamination problems. Listeria, E. coli, cyclospora, you name it...
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$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
When I lived in suburban Colorado Springs, a bear once pooped on our lawn overnight. Also, once when I was at our family cabin in the mountains, a bear came on the deck overnight, tore down the hummingbird feeder, and left a big sticky pawprint on the window.
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$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Me and dice sets I'll use once if I'm lucky
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