$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 09/10/2026My one true curse upon anyone is "May you die badly and soon." I do NOT deploy it lightly. 000
$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The way Anderson fell over like a dead-legged drunk after Ramirez popped him makes this worthwhile 010
$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 04/10/2026"Never put salt in your eyes" or "Citizen Kane" or "My Gazebo" or "The Eradicator" 010
$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This seems like a very both-sidesy way to present the entirely right-skewing American crime-and-punishment discourse. 030
Reposted by $teven D. $chroeder 💰Charles Jensen @charlesjensen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026A group of poets is called an embarrassment 2103
$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If I were the state of Missouri, I would simply stop electing performative dumbasses. 011
Reposted by $teven D. $chroeder 💰Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Wasn’t sure I was going to subscribe, but with a headline this fresh and revelatory, I don’t see how I can say no. 5434
$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Damn good list. My 9 games that shaped who I am, off the top of my head: Civilization Fallout Jagged Alliance 2 X-COM: UFO Defense Ultima 7 The Secret of Monkey Island Star Control 2 Mechwarrior Sid Meier's Pirates 010
$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The amount of unselfawareness it would take to still be a Trumper at this late, embarrassing stage. Congratulations, you dumbshit motherfuckers! 020
$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026These midterms are poised to be a rout barring (A) Republican malfeasance and/or (B) establishment Democrats who can't build a coherent and compelling vision and message for people to get behind. Keep your eyes open. 010
Reposted by $teven D. $chroeder 💰Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I know it goes without saying but as the right wing media-political complex runs from Trump we should remember that they played a leading role in--and gleefully profited from--enabling and promoting him. Accomplices trying to get off a sinking ship, trying to salvage what's left of their reputation 202264376
Reposted by $teven D. $chroeder 💰Jessica Smith @thedaybooks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Imagine being this beautiful and having hollow bones and a deadly bifurcated spike on your face. Goals. 1204
$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Deadly bifucated spike is my middle name! 🤷♂️ 010
$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Easiest thing a 2028 Democratic presidential candidate can pledge to do is Day 1 wipe out every memorial to Trump and every Trump executive order. Not difficult, but I'd bet real money that mainline Dems won't commit to it. 010
$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I am not here for, nor will I ever be here for, this weird retroactive attempt to say the Star Wars prequels were actually okay. 021
Reposted by $teven D. $chroeder 💰Brennan Bestwick @yrfrenbren.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The speaker of my poem isn’t me, it’s three guys in a trenchcoat that looks like me and I don’t trust a single one of ‘em 001
Reposted by $teven D. $chroeder 💰batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I remembered “being inspired” and drafting a post in the middle of the night. When I woke up, I found this: Gordita Trebuchet vs Chalupa Catapult 1925341
$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Hey, I don't post about sports much on here, but Michigan just had the refs hand them a game in a way that is absolute horseshit 010
$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Missouri Republicans in absurd meltdown tantrum over the clearly correct MO Supreme Court ruling in favor of the will of the people about state districting and the popular vote. Missouri's elected officials are part of a corrupt and disgraceful power grab, and I hope there will be a reckoning. 010
$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Most poets are even worse at comma use. Because I'm one of the ones who's not (thanks, day job!), it sticks out to me. 010
$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 30/08/2026So uhh a mixture of loathsome assholes and people I've never heard of? Good comeback! 1201
$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Love these! Highly recommend checking out the One Ring Roleplaying Game (2nd Ed.) cover art by Martin Grip if you weren't already aware of it. There's lots of good interior art in those books by a bunch of people, but I'm specifically a big fan of the impressionistic covers. 000
Reposted by $teven D. $chroeder 💰A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Lake America. So weak. Absolute loser shit. So embarrassing and small and foolish. The sort of idea a drunk asshole has right before he falls off the roof and onto a picket fence. 361198166
$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I'm pioneering a new activity I call "second nap" 020
$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 21/08/2026"Woke 1.0," whatever the fuck that title is, clearly didn't go anywhere near far enough. As evidence, I present the entire fucking country right now. QED. 030
Reposted by $teven D. $chroeder 💰The Guardian @theguardian.com · 20/08/2026By disparaging 2020 protests as ‘Woke 1’, liberals are following the rightwing’s leadtheguardian.comBy disparaging 2020 protests as ‘Woke 1’, liberals are following the rightwing’s leadAlexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s co-opting of conservative language to discuss a movement against state-sanctioned killings of Black people is damning 107520
$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 15/08/2026He hid in a catering truck so he wouldn't have to face substantially less danger than what he thinks isn't enough for the troops. 010
$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 14/08/2026And now apparently "Woke 1.0" is a thing Democrats have to disavow to be part of mainstream politics? The absolute deadheadedness of the discourse continues to blow me away. 020
Reposted by $teven D. $chroeder 💰Jessica Smith @thedaybooks.bsky.social · 14/08/2026We need to retire the words “woke” and “cancelled.” No one who is aware of <the situation> actually calls themselves “woke.” It’s used as an insult. But it’s not really insulting? No one who whines about being “cancelled” actually is. We hear them whining b/c they’re still mic’d up. 1132
$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I immediately ignore any review that uses "one" as a royal-we substitute for "I" - not sorry, please learn to write better. 010
$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 13/08/2026LOL. Ah yes, beloved underdogs the Democrat establishment. 010
$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 12/08/2026CNN framed El-Sayed's win as a "narrow victory" and Crowley's (even narrower) victory as "the Democratic establishment roars back." 2141
$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 09/08/2026My new favorite misspelling is headcannon 010
Reposted by $teven D. $chroeder 💰Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026This line from Ross Douthat’s final NYT column is something you see all the time from the soft-MAGA right. Sure, Trump’s *most* alarmist critics weren’t correct, but that’s basically true of every president. Trump’s *median* critic did in fact predict his presidency pretty accurately. 2274496475
$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Look, it's an oversimplification to say I think billionaires are an abomination that shouldn't exist. I also think hundredmillionaires are an abomination that shouldn't exist. 030
$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Every map of the cyclosporiasis outbreak shows Missouri with no cases, and let me tell you that's not because Missouri actually has no cases, it's because Missouri has garbage public health reporting. I remember the early spread of COVID when we supposedly had like six total cases statewide. 141
$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Is the party's quandary that it's top-to-bottom scumbags? 010
Reposted by $teven D. $chroeder 💰A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Is a socialist candidate electable in a purple state? A modestly interesting question. A more interesting question: what if socialist candidates, despite facing opposition from their own party, not only win, but overperform? What if the moderate assumption of themselves as “electable” is exposed? 1961285
$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 02/08/2026The main way I use AI at my job is to generate outside-of-envelope messages for direct mail packages, because for some insane reason the USPS offers a discount if you show a single key sentence came from AI. 001
$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 02/08/2026static.klipy.comBadgey from Star Trek Lower Decks Says 'I'm Badgey!'ALT: Badgey from Star Trek Lower Decks Says 'I'm Badgey!' 010
$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 21/07/2026My advice to manosphere denizens sufferering from the male loneliness epidemic is to stop sucking shit, be decent to other people, and see what the fuck happens. 001
$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I will pay to see a version of the Odyssey where all the roles are played by Jason Mantzoukas. 010
$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 17/07/2026It's on Taylor Farms, which has let's just say an extensive history of food contamination problems. Listeria, E. coli, cyclospora, you name it... 010
$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 15/07/2026When I lived in suburban Colorado Springs, a bear once pooped on our lawn overnight. Also, once when I was at our family cabin in the mountains, a bear came on the deck overnight, tore down the hummingbird feeder, and left a big sticky pawprint on the window. 110
$teven D. $chroeder 💰 @stevendschroeder.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Me and dice sets I'll use once if I'm lucky 120