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FUCK IT. Let's give away 3 more signed paperbacks of my latest novel, each with fab linoprint bookmarks, made by my mum Jo. Repost & reply to enter! You might like it if you like: Folkloric creatures Old records Intricate psychedelic stories The idea of circular time All shares much-appreciated!

My latest novel Everything Will Swallow You, next to the sea, where some of it takes place.

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Steve Mcilhatton @stevemcilhatton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

What are the chances you both had Swedish backpackers in a chest freezer in your torture dungeon. A crazy coincidence

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Steve Mcilhatton @stevemcilhatton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

If I was a benevolent dictator I would outlaw billionaires

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Steve Mcilhatton @stevemcilhatton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Not all wee is created equal. Cat piss is rank.

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Steve Mcilhatton @stevemcilhatton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I'd be ok with it if the bad things only happened to Sam Altman

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Steve Mcilhatton @stevemcilhatton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

If you use the cheap kittie litter and forget to change it you can pour it straight out of the cat's litter box into a funnel.

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Steve Mcilhatton @stevemcilhatton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Good of him to remind us he’s a pedophile creep of the highest order. Get in the see Andrew, the rapist formerly known as Prince.

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Steve Mcilhatton @stevemcilhatton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

What a great way for him to remind us all he’s a pedophile. Get in the sea, you creepy bastard.

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Steve Mcilhatton @stevemcilhatton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The Fly. The original black and white one. Scared me stupid as a kid

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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

this would be an incredible film if you started it with all the normal serial killer hunting tropes

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Steve Mcilhatton @stevemcilhatton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

What the fuck causes this? Coz I want to avoid it at all costs

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Steve Mcilhatton @stevemcilhatton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Also he’s getting the skills to cook someone a delicious meal and impress upon them that he isn’t just a sad loser looking for a “Mum with benefits”

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Steve Mcilhatton @stevemcilhatton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Obviously put off by the lack of CSAM and rape jokes. Fuck Elon and fuck X.

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Steve Mcilhatton @stevemcilhatton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Cool! I’ll get Copilot to watch it for me.

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Steve Mcilhatton @stevemcilhatton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I’m over here having cereal for dessert. Your rules mean nothing to meeeeee…..

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Steve Mcilhatton @stevemcilhatton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

What I really should do is offer them a delicious* and nutritious* David Seymour school lunch... *may not be delicious or nutritious by human standards

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Steve Mcilhatton @stevemcilhatton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Eggs would be easier to collect than the catpiss. And you could leave the eggs out in the sun for a few weeks...

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Steve Mcilhatton @stevemcilhatton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If I lived in the city I'd keep a water-pistol full of catpiss next to the door for ACT doorknockers... I will not be taking questions at this time about how I collect the catpiss

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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Spooky Slot Canyon is an extremely narrow, shadowy, and winding sandstone slot canyon located within the Grand Staircase-Escalante National Monument in Kane County, Utah

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