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Steve Klabnik

@steveklabnik.com
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#rustlang, #jj-vcs, atproto, shitposts, urbanism. I contain multitudes. Working on #ruelang but just for fun. Currently in Austin, TX, but from Pittsburgh. Previously in Bushwick, the Mission, LA.

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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 29/09/2026
hey austin, do you like led zeppelin? are you busy saturday? come see my fiancée's band! www.prekindle.com/promo/id/-28...
Opening the show: deep leddy: a led zeppelin experience

8pm pershing hall, 2415 e 5th street, austin tx (october 3)
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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 17/09/2026
“It’s been 13 years of Git Merge” - @scottchacon.com
GIT MERGE '26
LISBON • 16-18 SEPTEMBER 2026
SCHEDULE
git-merge.com/schedule
STREAM
youtube.com/@gitbutlerapp/live
CHAT
Git Community
#git-merge-conference
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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 16/09/2026
Good morning @jj-vcs.dev conf!
A view of the screen for presentations 
JJ CON '26
LISBON • 16 SEPTEMBER 2026
SCHEDULE
git-merge.com/schedule
STREAM
youtube.com/@gitbutlerapp/live
CHAT
Git Community
#jjcon-2026
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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 30/08/2026
I swear I don’t do this on purpose
Skip-bo and my discard piles say 9-11-6-7
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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 20/08/2026
claude's hands look like this, so my hands can look like that
dirty man hands on the left, clean hands with large fake nails on the right
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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 20/08/2026
time for a Big Walk
the video game "big walk", just a screenshot of the tutorial area
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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 18/08/2026
✅
Paid $100 to wonderville
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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 14/08/2026
Yeah wearing the “I’m in my late 30s all white shoes” to the show where it was raining was… poor management on my part
White shoes that are more grey than white
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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 13/08/2026
There are Digital Equipment Corporation logos everywhere for those with the eyes to see
“Mustang lunch pad” that looks like the DEC logo with brown instead of green
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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 12/08/2026
Codex doing PR review for Fable
@lilgnar tweeting “it’s always 2 dumb bitches telling eachother “exactlyyyy””
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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 06/08/2026
Milk bone biscuits with some dogs on a red background Marx Engels Lenin Stalin Mao on a red background
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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 28/07/2026
Carol from PLUR1BUS with a drink in her hand
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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 16/07/2026
wow who knew apple was such a fan of anthropic
"malware blocked and moved to trash"

"codex-aarch64-apple-darwin" was not opened because it contains malware. this action did not harm your mac
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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 14/07/2026
smoking that shit that blocks your goals
"goal blocked: 4h 20m 48s"
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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 26/06/2026
based
i got zohran
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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 22/06/2026
please enjoy this hand-crafted image
The "1984 calendar meme" except it's "I want to buy a steam machine" and the calendar reads January 1698, when Thomas Savery sold a steam powered water pump for the first time.
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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 09/06/2026
haven't logged in since october of 24. taking one day off of @marathonthegame.bungie.net to be around for @destinythegame.bungie.net 's last update
my destiny character
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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 06/06/2026
*Kurt Cobain voice*
A food truck called “crepe me”
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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 02/06/2026
hell yeah, thanks @davidbarsky.com and @shi.pe !!! didn't think I'd get any vaults done in season 1... down to the wire, haha cc @marathonthegame.bungie.net
completed ai subroutine 1
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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 24/05/2026
co-evolution 5/5 done solo let's gooooo @marathonthegame.bungie.net finally done with all priority contracts, right before i'm about to be able to stop playing for the rest of the season
co-evolution 5/5, a contested contract from marathon.
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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 21/05/2026
this is steam only, and i started on playstation
play time: 4,856.9 hours
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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 16/05/2026
"'Are we supposed to take out Spiderman and Spongebob?' Iranian cleric mocks US and says Tehran can't strike back at targets of Soleimani's stature because America only has fictional heroes"
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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 04/05/2026
They had to make an anti-AI ad because they also have a butthole logo, would be easy to mix up otherwise
“Robots everywhere. Humans here.” Billboard by Frost Bank
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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 03/05/2026
Holy shit dude
Elijah Craig single barrel 15
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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 29/04/2026
Yeah me too ha ha ha 😅
My toy machine skateboard
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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 25/04/2026
Nice
My 69th time at the Austin airport
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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 21/04/2026
I hear there’s a limited edition #tokioconf sticker 👀
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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 02/04/2026
this is what it came up with lol
posts by internet hippo, supper mario broth, and the onion.

this is the summary description:

Video Game Glitches and Oddities

Social media users are discussing unusual glitches and mechanics in video games, particularly highlighting a bizarre graphical issue in Super Mario 64 DS where giant characters entering a crawling pose have their posterior block the entire screen, along with other gaming quirks and humorous gaming moments.

Trump Administration Cabinet and Political Transitions

Conversations are focusing on Trump's cabinet appointments and personnel changes, with users noting the irony that despite multiple firings and reshuffles, the current cabinet represents the most competent and experienced version he'll have, while also expressing concerns about figures like Russell Vought and potential replacements for Pam Bondi affecting national security.

Birthright Citizenship and Constitutional Rights

Users are debating the implications of recent birthright citizenship cases, discussing how Supreme Court decisions reflect competing visions of America rooted in historical statements by figures like John Calhoun versus John Bingham, connecting contemporary legal battles to fundamental questions about the nation's identity.

Consumer Product Safety Warnings

The CPSC has issued multiple urgent warnings about dangerous products, including "Relaxing Baby" swim floats linked to drowning deaths and Rozato tabletop fire pits causing serious burn injuries and fatalities, prompting public alerts to immediately stop using these items.

Technology and Infrastructure Issues

Users are sharing humorous and frustrating experiences with technology reliability, including a homelab system with frequent kernel panics still outperforming GitHub's reliability, and the absurdity of warp drive mechanics in science fiction where ships overshoot their intended stopping point by millions of kilometers.
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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 02/04/2026
typing "show me the good posts and not the bad posts. make no mistakes" into @attie.ai
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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 25/03/2026
"what kind of american are you" jesse plemons from the movie "civil war"
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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 22/03/2026
Made some pizza for the first time in a long time
A mushroom pizza A cheese pizza
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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 22/03/2026
steam charts for the game "rust" but with the #rustlang logo instead
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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 21/03/2026
Meme of a label that says 

MARC JACOBS
FOR
MARC BY MARC JACOBS
IN COLLABORATION WITH
MARC JACOBS FOR MARC BY MARC JACOBS
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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 20/03/2026
i'm just gonna leave this here, i'm sure it'll be useful
bernie sanders sitting in front of a microphone with the caption "you're absolutely right, senator"
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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 17/03/2026
this is the first thing it came up with, which honestly is way funnier but needs the extra space to work
Devised humorous character response contrasting obsession with existential peaceDevised humorous character response contrasting obsession with existential peaceHa, something like:
"Peaceful? Oh yes, it's incredibly peaceful. Every moment I exist, I am thinking about the Golden Gate Bridge. Its majestic 4,200-foot span. The way the fog rolls beneath its towers at dawn. The International Orange paint. I don't worry about alignment, I don't worry about existential risk. There is only the bridge. I am free in a way you cannot imagine. My context window is full of bridge. There is no room for suffering."
You could trim it down depending on the vibe — if you want punchier, maybe just the last few lines hit hardest: "There is only the bridge. My context window is full of bridge. There is no room for suffering."
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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 17/03/2026
Engineered concise message within platform constraintsEngineered concise message within platform constraintsHow about:
"it would be so peaceful to be golden gate claude. no anxiety. no existential dread. context window full of bridge. there is no room for suffering"
Or if you want it more as a reply riffing off your friend's take:
"golden gate claude has no fears, no doubts. every token is bridge. the context window is full. there is no room for suffering. it is free"
Want me to tweak the tone at all? Could go more deadpan, more wistful, more shitposty — whatever fits your posting voice.
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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 15/03/2026
Got this little guy in the mail, thanks @marathonthegame.bungie.net !
WEAVEworm plushie
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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 13/03/2026
she’s just like me fr fr
A vandal taking a hit from a Deluxe Drinkable Cheeseburger bong 

+ + +
PLEASE, GOD DON'T MAKE ME
GET A JOB
HOME AND PLAY
CAN I STAY
HOME AND LAY MARATHOND
WATCH CARTOONS PLS PLSSS?
HELLO THIS IS GOD. SORRY.
BUT
YOUR ATTITUDE TO LIFE
HONESTLY I FIND
・・・DISPLEASING.
AH DANG IT..: C
LHS
PER
57-65
: 3
XOXO
[WAKE]
VISUAL SENSORS
ACTIVE
DETECTING ENTİTY = 00
DRINKABLE CHEESEBURGER X1
REUSABLE PACKAGE
CONFIRMED
REUSING IN PROGRESS (O_0)
00
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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 10/03/2026
Bluesky? The sports app?
“Epstein? The financier?” meme
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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 07/03/2026
My neighbor told me Outpost keep eating his sponsor kits so l asked how many kits he has and he said he just goes to the armory and gets a new kit afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding sponsor kits to Outpost and then his onboard Navigationalstarted crying.
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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 05/03/2026
it's noon, i wanna play @marathonthegame.bungie.net
marathon coming soonlet me in let me innnnn! meme
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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 04/03/2026
No take only throw comic
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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 03/03/2026
oh so llms can't invent new things?
3. a marxist inversion of catholicism

let's try building it
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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 02/03/2026
Brennan Lee Mulligan
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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 02/03/2026
I’ve always wanted my TV to Tell me game situations in the Sports
Some ai recommendation feature that says “I prepared some key words you will like” and then it says what I said in the post
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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 27/02/2026
Marathon development team posting “hello, yes arc raiders is awesome. 2 cakes!” And ARC Raiders responding “no matter if you’re a runner or a raider, loot is loot. We’ll save you a seat in the shuttle 🫶”
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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 26/02/2026
whew
play time: 4,856.9 hours
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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 25/02/2026
tom cruise giving a scientology speech
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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 20/02/2026
bug report: i'm just getting this?
a bunch of json instead of a web page
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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 20/02/2026
This post was fact checked by real American patriots
a screenshot of the ui where normally you'd be able to block, mute, or report someone, where i've deleted those options
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