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Stephanie King

@stephstephking.bsky.social
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Former Philadelphian living in Montréal Supports public schools Wrote some short stories & then some even shorter ones stephanieking.net

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 2h
Had to read and sign the student policy thingy for my son's school and the drug policy has a looooooong list of drugs that (since it is in French) I have never heard of
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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 5h
I love that "Tremblay" is the only QC last name every AI knows
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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 10h
Having trouble deciding which books to buy from Amazon during Prime Days? Try this: None, then go support an independent bookstore instead. 😌
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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 7h
It's the only way to be sure
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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 8h
I remember when "Gulf of America" was the stupidest thing I ever heard and I'd almost forgotten about it bc so much stupid has happened since then
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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 8h
Every day it's just a new stupid thing. "Super Intelligence" gtfoh
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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 13h
Did you see this one? The internet is good sometimes bsky.app/profile/figg...
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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
IT WOULD BE SO STUPID FOR ANY PROVINCE OF CANADA TO SECEDE AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH WHY ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT THIS
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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wait people do not pick their fantasy teams by how amused they are by the players and/or their names? They're actually trying to win?! *sadly puts Miroslav Satan Jr back in my folder to let my AI pick some generic Albertan*
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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
His parents are rich Not to take anything away from his accomplishments, bc he is a generational talent, but also... it's easier to fling yourself out there when you know there is a net
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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I changed my name to "Prof. Collegename" on Zoom to make instructional videos and I forgot to change it back before a meeting 🤡
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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The thing where Netflix wants shows that people can "have on in the background" makes me want to walk into the ocean
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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
One of the all-time greats
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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He wasn't "rejecting socialism" when he was getting Bernie to endorse him
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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Québec is a secular society" okay how about you do something about the guy who is always yelling at me about Jesus at the métro
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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"I would take a rubber bullet for my students" damn teachers go so hard sometimes
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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I guess this is the best possible outcome for the current moment? CAQ gone, PQ won as expected but without the majority to just ram stuff through Now we wait to see if the province remembers that, oh wait, we actually need immigrants www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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PQ in power, CAQ wiped off the map: Key takeaways from Quebec's election | CBC News
Quebec's electoral map has been completely redrawn, with the Parti Québécois securing enough seats to form a minority government. Here is a closer look at where things stand and what to expect from th...
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“every time someone is sleeping on a subway bench in a city, the rest of america can sort of say ‘ugh, look at these cities.’ but we are holding a lot of your people who you failed to love and take care of.” 👏 👏 👏
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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That sucks
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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
But think of all the doctor's and car dealership waiting rooms
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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think most beach resorts give away subtly if they are the relax kind or sexy kind or *shudder* bring your children kind
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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh, I know this pain. RIP the old Stila one
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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm so sad about this election. It's like, let's just have the xenophobia-racism sundae in a different flavor
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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Okay Jon but what if I do both
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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Honestly they didn't deserve it, it was one of those "it's an honor just to be nominated" But I've been a little sad every time Ovechkin broke a record bc it was always Bondra's record I love that he works with the team now
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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me every day for the last 5 years or so:
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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I went to the Caps-Habs game with my son (who knows ball) and my friend Cat who had never seen a hockey game in her life (she's from Kenya) and she was like "is it normal for one guy to score that many goals" lmao bsky.app/profile/step...
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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's been a good run. I'm glad he brought the Cup to the Caps; sorry he's been a Putin stooge Saw him last year in MTL and he scored a hat trick lol sob Peter Bondra remains my unproblematic fave
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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yes my dad is Steve, no not that one
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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I watched Poltergeist on laserdisc. LASERDISC. Come to think of it, my babysitters AND my grandma also had questionable judgment
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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Which horror movie did you see too young" all of them, my parents have questionable judgment
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Philadelphia Federation of Teachers (PFT Local 3) @pft.org · 05/10/2026
Jeff Yass is a billionaire whose two great passions are destroying public ed and destroying democracy. On Tuesday, 10/6, he's coming here with billionaire/ICE collaborator Joe Lonsdale of Palantir. Philly: Join us in letting them know far-right billionaires are NOT welcome here! bit.ly/Oct6Yass
BILLIONAIRES, HANDS OFF OUR VOTE! October 6 | 5-7 pm | Independence Mall 

text appears above black and white photos of Jeff Yass and Joe Lonsdale, billionaires who fund election deniers and ICE collaborators
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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Man we are about to see SO MUCH of that video clip that John Oliver loves to show. You know the one.
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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
France invented the guillotine and have kept it movin' ever since
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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hmm my "everyone is going fascist bc they know the world is ending due to global warming" pet tinfoil hat conspiracy gets another data point
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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sherman: What if we just burned everything down Fancy military guys: Whut Sherman: But what if... we just burned everything down
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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yesssssss I am "black sock with the ruffle" in my household This system has saved MY LIFE
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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is why they hate public schools. The idea that there's any objective truth or history is problematic for their ends
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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Probably "shit" My kids get to unlock a new swear word for every year they get straight As, lol
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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mom of a 12yo who disagrees 🙃
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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This looks like AI but maybe it's real bc is that his Warhammer miniature painting station in the background?! 🧐
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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I've already put all the draft snakes in all the windows
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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS
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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What if you suggested a chapter? A lot of time if ppl balk at a whole book, you can get them to read part and then think about reading the rest
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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Saw this opening night in a packed theater that had just installed the Skywalker sound system (forget the name). One of the greatest movie-going experiences of all time
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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When Neo & Trinity show up to fetch Morpheus in The Matrix
Keanu Reeves and Carrie-Anne Moss after blasting the hell out of a lobby full of agents in The Matrix
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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Welcome to the class war, owls!
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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Stuff like this is why I still pay for the Inky, even from Canada
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21st Century Delcoid Man @brian616.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
For everyone disgusted with the NYT and WaPo-
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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They hobbled the best university in Canada purely out of spite.
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