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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 7h

UPDATE I have a whole field of Furrets

A Pokémon field with a dozen Delta Furrets

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 21h

I saw this post and I admit, my first reaction was "lol only a straight person would do this"

Someone telling a story about a person grabbing their phone to scroll through pics

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

WHY IS THERE STILL SO MUCH WEEK LEFT???

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Girls reading boy books, boys reading girl books, cats and dogs living together!

Bill Murray talking to the mayor in Ghostbusters

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

UPDATE heyyyyyyy guess who has now had the experience of being evacuated onto the tracks 😬

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

When Neo & Trinity show up to fetch Morpheus in The Matrix

Keanu Reeves and Carrie-Anne Moss after blasting the hell out of a lobby full of agents in The Matrix

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

FURTHER UPDATE guess who is now the proud owner of an Office Ketchup

A teensy bottle of Heinz ketchup on an office desk

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This baby is going to her first college fair today 😭

A round-cheeked 6 month old wearing a cheetah coat in a baby carrier.

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Lmfaoooooooooooo the people who work for this website are the softest bitches on the internet

I am blocked by Aaron Rodericks, Bluesky's head of Trust & Safety, a guy who likes barely-legal porn, who I have never interacted directly with

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

My reaction to the latest Heated Rivalry knockoff announcement

Anakin: one's a figure skater and one plays hockey
Padme: and They're both dudes right?

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Feel like shit, just want her back

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

To hell with Apple, just want her back

The Pantech C300, the smallest cellphone I've ever owned. It fits in a palm

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Also dialogue quiz did not ask me about how I pronounce the beverages water/milk but it still knew I was partially from Philly

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

The dialogue quiz knows I'm from Upstate NY but the "Devil's Night" question gets me every time bc Dialogue Quiz is like "you're from Detroit!" but no, I just watched The Crow at a formative age mydialect.us/quiz-standar...

Map of U.S. with darkest region in Upstate New York but also maybe Michigan?

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Look. I know it's his initials bc his name doesn't fit on the sign. But every time I see one of these posters, I find myself thinking "why is that guy calling a cat"

A poster for Paul St-Pierre Plamondon, the Parti Québécois candidate, with just his initials PSPP

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Also this bad boy, which has an illustration of T Rex getting WREKT by an Ankylosaurus

Dinosaurs and Other Prehistoric Animals by Tom McGowen

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

The Grimm's Fairy Tales with illustrations by Mercer Mayer

Mercer Mayer illustration of "Allerleirauh" where a young woman wears a cloak of one thousand furs to cloak herself

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

My dumb ass, reading this: "Wow, I didn't even know the FBI hired their own prostitutes"

Screenshot of trending topics with "FBI eases prostitution hiring rule" at number one

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Whoa, how do you do fellow French speakers

Steve Buscemi in the "how do you do fellow kids" meme

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Forgot the accent in "August" and now spellchecker thinks I have 21 of them

A screenshot of Microsoft Word suggest "aout" plural instead of just putting the accent in it

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Lol these are the messages my son sends to me while I am at work

A screenshot of a Furret Pokemon with a message that says "come get this premium Furret and a berry for only zero dollars"

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

We have guests coming tomorrow so I enlisted my kids in the 90-Minute Cleaning Playlist My son spent like 30 minutes of the required cleaning time on... this

A admittedly very clean bookshelf in which a number of stuffed toys have been dramatically arranged, including a large weasel, a Furret Pokémon, and a cuddly xenomorph

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

UPDATE 12yo challah baker’s skills are progressing

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Guys I have reached the Brimley-Cocoon line Live shot of me & the homies going to the club:

Wilfred Brimley and his friends in the movie Cocoon, in which he is... my age

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Also I looked up my sample ballot and got REALLY EXCITED when I saw this, but I clicked through and it's just her regular congressional race and must be a bug

A "candidate spotlight" that lists Summer Lee as running for Senate, not the House

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Please enjoy my first patio garden harvest TOTALLY have this shit down for when zombie apocalypse pops off

A small orange bowl with 9 cherry tomatoes in it

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

My sister, who has never been into the boy NBA, got Valkyries season tickets and has made it into her entire personality It's so fun and I love her updates I'm just keeping my fingers crossed that the Philly team doesn't get a stupid name so she can't clown on me

Screenshot of a text where my sister says "theres a serious shortage of rhinestone items in the WNBA" and I respond "that seems like a missed opportunity"

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Some kind of service in Quebec: Press 9 if you would like service in English Me: *presses 9* Guy who answers: *speaks French anyway* Me:

The white confused monkey meme, where he has his hands out in the WTF expression

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I did not manage to cultivate a 2nd hockey player in the family. But I have, unexpectedly, created a 2nd saxophonist, so now we add another name to the case

A Yamaha saxophone case with the name King painted on it in old beat-up paint and the name Roth in bright shiny new metallic sharpie

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Brand new boss said "bon week-end" instead of "fin de semaine"

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Google would like to know what I think of "Parking Lot" Uhh... it was fine, I guess?

Google prompting me a for a review of a parking lot because I apparently asked for directions to it

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Amazing. The website doesn't work but is still fun

A trans flag that says "I don't have anything to do with tube adverts but I own this site. Trans rights are very cool."

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Can't wait to see what fresh hell the dystopia decides to cook up today

The "okay grandma, let's get you to bed" meme with the caption "I remember when we could go outside and eat vegetables"

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

We're having a normal one over here this evening

A tuxedo cat wearing a paper crown and holding a sword

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

As an OG dinosaur nerd: thank you for making a whole generation love dinosaurs, sir 🫡

Sam Neill taking a selfie in front of the Tyrannosaurus pen from Jurassic Park

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Shooting the shit about the World Cup in French with the guys, LOTS of Algerians here but they respect that I am rooting for Cote D'Ivoire bc they are "Philadelphia's team" I FIT RIGHT IN, GUYS

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

My son has become the family challah baker Shabbat shalom nom nom

A slightly lumpy but beautiful first challah baked by a 12 year old boy while I was at work

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Children's Place: Guess what! We are opening a new store near you! Me: Neat! I wonder if they mean here in MTL or they think I still live in Philadelphia. Children's Place:

Screenshot: Opening Soon! Tucson Arizona

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

UPDATE I repotted Jake the Snake (Plant) into a larger, nicer pot and he responded by immediately having 3(!!!) babies This is a post about the housing crisis and those dipsticks wringing their hands about "fertility rates"

A snake plant in a bronze and black pot, with three shoots poking out of the dirt in the foreground

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