iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

On the one hand it’s too early for a Halloween profile picture, on the other I look really fit in all mine? I’m on the (devil) horns of a dilemma here

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Weather’s clammier than your ex-boyfriend out there

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I think they’re being unfair to Mollie the wheelchair user on GBBO you know. She only dropped her cake because the oven is too low, she can’t see into her mixer bowl and now they leave her two feet below everyone else on the high stools??? Mean

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Got a scab on my lip where I picked the skin too harshly and it’s honestly ruining my life

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I don’t think *anyone* is daft enough to be up to red diesel scams at an RAF base, I have to say

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Posted a negative comment about Tom cruise on a TikTok when I couldn’t sleep, woke up to 96 replies - I thought we had all agreed what a repellent person he is????

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Hearing soft rain you’re safely sheltered from in a tent or boat - zenith of human experience

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Imagine a government that even attempted to represent the large numbers of normal people who do not think immigration needs to be “dealt with” Or ‘dealt with’ in the sense that it’s a good thing and we need more of it

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

All this City stuff reminds me of when Diana died: “you must be pretending to care about it this much right? You can’t possibly mean it?”

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

No no no no - teaching your palate and brain that you can swill unlimited amounts of incredibly sweet fizzy pop without consequences is actually a very bad thing. Why is all food sickly sweet? To appease the Diet Coke drinkers - hot honey was their latest psyop

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

You ever think about how we let men invent “medical science” and then call vaginal fluid “discharge”? Like wtf? Call it oil and then they might worship it

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I love it so much when I get onto Irish Bluesky because my mum is catholic but sent us to a CofE primary school because she regarded it as basically nothing and it turns out she was right

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Darach Ó Séaghdha @darach.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

We had this guy come in to talk to us about his work saving the turtles and he went off-script and started ranting about Channel 4 trying to turn us all gay.

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Did you all go to posh schools??? Or just down south? Because literally no one ever came to do a talk in assembly at mine

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

A fully-clothed sexbot - men’s notions about women’s sexuality are so funny

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Also drawing some conclusions about how messing around with your face (Botox? Face lift?) affects your ability to look natural taking a bite on camera

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Oh wow did you see miquita Oliver on that advert??? wtf??

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

A wheelchair user and someone with two partners on bake-off? Channel 4 let’s fucking goooooo 🤩

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Me when something electronic breaks and I realise my entire lifestyle depends on tech I do not know how to make or repair

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

“Principality”? Arrest everyone in the photo for treason. Time for Charles to grind these peasants under his built-up heel and remind the yanks funding this nonsense that you can’t play ‘secede from the union’ games in a kingdom

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Brexit still hitting so hard there are middle-aged English people picking apples in the orchard behind my house

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Mowed the lawn and you can’t have headphones in because the mower is too loud, so I did what I’d do before the internet: rehearse arguments with people I’m no longer in touch with - won them all too

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Walked out of a shop because a woman brought her dog in and it immediately pissed on the floor - you can just be childless without taking your dog everywhere you know

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

He’s signalling to one part of Reform’s base that the referendum is just a bit of heeheehaha and he’s signalling to another part that white women who marry black men are unwomen - it’s very dangerous

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

If Ed Sheeran was a normie he’d have Slava Ukraini in his bio and refer to the Gaza protests as “weekly hate marches” and also be unable to explain qwhite what motivates his two different stances

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I see lots of “girls rule boys drool” about it but what’s the actual reason only men develop online gambling addictions?

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Had cramp in my calf so agonising it actually woke me up in the night, one leg then the other, whoever has my voodoo doll put it down

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Took a selfie in my new long blonde wig and the suggested song was We are Charlie Kirk?!?! Genuinely never been so insulted in my life, deleted that shit immediately

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Dan Davies @dsquareddigest.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I wish I believed anything as strongly as people who don't know much about money laundering believe that all Turkish barbershops are money launderers

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

This is why personalised number plates are a bad idea - when my neighbour bought this one, CSAM wasn’t a well-known term

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I know we all miss twitter but people who use the Instagram grid as a substitute are teetering on an unfollow from me

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Driving my mum about because her car is having some work done and she’s told she’ll have to walk out of this shop because they’re playing Sexyback really loud and “the beat is annoying her”

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Been getting really into mindfulness and meditation recently (went for a shit without taking my phone)

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

So sick of seeing that illustration of Elizabeth Holmes drawn as a Tom and Jerry mouse - just the same old shit about women’s appearances whatever they do isn’t it

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

This is why yanks aren’t funny because what do you mean “came from a wedding”? If you see someone in a suit and tie you ask “what time are you due in court”

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Iced coffee with homemade blackberry syrup and you know what it’s delicious

An extremely inviting iced coffee, with a delicate ombré from coffee to a purple blush, the charming cup beaded with condensation. Held up against a burgeoning passion flower vine

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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Future me watching temporary -productivity-burst me commit to meetings and calls.

A small machine, the front resembles a smiling face, and its back reflected in the mirror behind it resembles a horrified face.

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Finished the syrup I was picking blackberries for! I am about to mog so hard at the village church harvest fayre 😊

A charming bottle of blackberry syrup labelled Stephanie syrup from my hedgerow to yours

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

In bed before ten, sleep like a hen

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Was cycling at a sedate pace when another cyclist overtook me unnecessarily close. Waited for him to look back (they always do) to see how much he’d gapped me, then put the hammer down - so next time he looks there I am right behind him 😊 he feels slow af

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Gen Xers about to pay off their mortgage and watch their kids finish university: “haha there’s no way media about feeling your adolescence extends until 40 will resonate with its millennial audience”

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

The way this shit starts is astonishing - “battling a perception” then goes on to explain it’s actually a researched fact women don’t like reform

Despite having two female MPs, a regional mayor and hundreds of women councillors, Reform UK is still battling a perception it is not a party popular with women.
A You Gov poll released in July found a gender gap in voting intentions, with men more likely to choose the party led by Nigel Farage than women.
The other four main parties - Conservative, Labour, Liberal Democrats and Greens -were attracting a higher or equal proportion of women than men.

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Why’s she restricting this to schools, make adults in the public sector do it too. Giving a great 360 appraisal rating to managers who start the 9am huddle with DANCE THEN WHEREVER YOU MAY BE, what a banger

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I would like three (3) people to vote for me purely because my dickhead ex has 2 votes

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

People got actual prison sentences for PLANNING to block a road. I suppose the lesson is don’t say you’re climate activists, say you have legitimate concerns about immigration for total immunity

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Went out in not-shorts for the first time since April. And knitwear. I’ve sweated my makeup clean off 😩

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

‘Terrorist’ ‘Protestor’

Elderly man arrested at a Palestine protest

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

It’s so Bluesky to be commenting on this article while never having seen the videos - these men haven’t “learned these words by reading only” so we “shouldn’t patronise them” - they have never seen any of these words before in their lives, that is the point, they don’t read

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

People who use AI for their flyers need to become more arrogant - you genuinely think THAT is better than anything you could do? My ego could never

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Almost Immobile Horses “This character’s unique trait is: Woman” - the classic Marvel setup, more than one woman and men think it’s a chick flick

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