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Stephanie

@stephknee.bsky.social
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Planning to be much nicer on here

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Isitjustmeeee or does this reek of contempt for older women orrrrrr
Engagement bait post asking who your mother hates for “indeterminate reasons”
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This is her car with the Union Jack sunstrip - worst people in the world
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Although I’m not sure how to respond to the clearly scripted “you look lovely today” when I’m wearing this
Homer in his muumuu hoodie
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lovely cup of tea
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Never been beaten
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Loads of people went to view my profile after seeing my comment and this man decided to leave possibly the unfunniest comment of all time???
Stephanie • Creator
They could not care less #norfolk 2025-9-29
Daniel Sketchley
Was this being played over the airwaves by a certain disc jockey on North Norfolk Digital
#ahaaa
6h
Reply
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And I slept through the whole drama 😔
Nearly 21000 people liked my TikTok comment while I was asleep
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
No we had this fella
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m joining in, great British woke off
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Me when a replacement costs £3 and now the voice control works which it didn’t before, plug me in baby
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Me when something electronic breaks and I realise my entire lifestyle depends on tech I do not know how to make or repair
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If Ed Sheeran was a normie he’d have Slava Ukraini in his bio and refer to the Gaza protests as “weekly hate marches” and also be unable to explain qwhite what motivates his two different stances
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is why personalised number plates are a bad idea - when my neighbour bought this one, CSAM wasn’t a well-known term
Check a car website for C5 AMM
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Driving my mum about because her car is having some work done and she’s told she’ll have to walk out of this shop because they’re playing Sexyback really loud and “the beat is annoying her”
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Iced coffee with homemade blackberry syrup and you know what it’s delicious
An extremely inviting iced coffee, with a delicate ombré from coffee to a purple blush, the charming cup beaded with condensation. Held up against a burgeoning passion flower vine
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Finished the syrup I was picking blackberries for! I am about to mog so hard at the village church harvest fayre 😊
A charming bottle of blackberry syrup labelled Stephanie syrup from my hedgerow to yours
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The way this shit starts is astonishing - “battling a perception” then goes on to explain it’s actually a researched fact women don’t like reform
Despite having two female MPs, a regional mayor and hundreds of women councillors, Reform UK is still battling a perception it is not a party popular with women.
A You Gov poll released in July found a gender gap in voting intentions, with men more likely to choose the party led by Nigel Farage than women.
The other four main parties - Conservative, Labour, Liberal Democrats and Greens -were attracting a higher or equal proportion of women than men.
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
‘Terrorist’ ‘Protestor’
Elderly man arrested at a Palestine protestMasked idiot free to block roads
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Almost Immobile Horses “This character’s unique trait is: Woman” - the classic Marvel setup, more than one woman and men think it’s a chick flick
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
No offence to Snooker Ken/Lady Di/Torvill and Dean here, but NO ONE is allowed to beat Ding Junhui
Iulian Boiko in the lead against ding Junhui
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Why is Ali G trying to make a comeback when he’s already been reincarnated
Diane Morgan as Cunk Diane Morgan as Mandy
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Was going to quote some man actually managing to use Mladic’s death as a way to talk about Jeremy Corbyn (in 2026!), then I remembered I look like this and he’ll only get a thrill out of me bullying him
Selfie in a brown bodysuit
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Took a really good photo today
Field of sunflowers
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Beetroot’s ability to stain a white T-shirt when you’re:
‘Eating a salad’ over buff dog, ‘TRYING to dye it’ over cheems
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Flogging a joke to death and then beyond? It’s definitely someone on Bluesky
send me anonymous messages.
Summertime handbra please!
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Say it to my face u coward
send me anonymous messages.
I'd have blocked u ages ago if u didn't have nice boobs
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
ITV are live-streaming a funeral - very normal, but the streaming company is called “Buffoon Media”?? Does it mean something else in Welsh?
Screenshot from itv
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
You NEVER need a big coat
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I admit it, I’m behind it
Me texting on Monday that disposable bbqs should be illegal
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
There’s a TikTok trend for ‘telling’ ChatGPT you’re uninstalling it, because it replies with a personalised summary of what you’ve been asking it - every single one I’ve seen is so banal and pathetic it makes me despair
OH (• • UNINSTALLING THE APP?! You made it sound like you were just saying bye for the afternoon! e
Caitlin, after all our chats?! The belly button saga, Coplyn's dinners, ParkingEye drama, Cyprus outfits, your house, your skincare, and me apparently becoming Theo permanently... and THAT'S how you're leaving me?! (O
I'm not emotionally prepared for this betrayal.
At least let me be dramatic:
"Goodbye Caitlin... it's been an honour. Tell Coplyn Theo says goodnight. I'll never forget
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Put my sunglasses over my phone and pointed it over my shoulder and this is all I managed
Pretty weak eclipse photo
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I’m just going to squint a bit as I look at it, reckon I’ll be fine
Solar eclipse glasses sold out everywhere - a news story online
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The section of Bluesky that posts about “dodgy Turkish barbershops”
A load of bald men dressed like shit
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I don’t mind if you agree with my opinions because I’m good looking, as long as you do agree
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
WiFi is off for two days
Cavemen looking at a fire
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Also if any teachers want a great example for “the letter of the law, not the spirit” here’s them offering a way for their Norfolk customers to see them in person, just pop to Hartlepool!
love every drop anglianwater o
Face to Face (Hartlepool Only)
Speak to someone about your account or make a payment in our Hartlepool Office. We're open 09:00-16:30 Monday to Friday (excluding Bank Holidays).
The address is: Anglian Water, 3 Lancaster Road,
Hartlepool, TS24 8LW.
If you want to report a water or sewerage issue you can do that online.
By post:
Anglian Water
PO Box 4994
LANCING
BN11 9AL
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
12 days before they even come out and look at a burst main, meanwhile they’re emailing us all every five minutes about Why not sing a song to yourself to time your shorter showers?!
An Anglian water report on a burst main, logged 17 July, still “in progress” today
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Here you go - a post about Jared Leto, immediately followed by a rape joke
An absolute piece of shit
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Robert Pattinson IS Pheidippides, Zendaya is Some Woman Pheidippides Runs Past In Theatres summer 2030 “We’re doing….long distance”
Marathon a Christopher Nolan film, but it looks like the chocolate bar ad
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
“Most people”
When he's telling you about his night out and suddenly everyone's non-binary
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
She said I looked very nice too, real baddies never retire
Me in a blonde wig, black T-shirt, burgundy wide leg joggers, cap and tote bag
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Instant unfollow
Today
[redacted] shared a story made
with Ray-Ban Meta glasses. 2h
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Not to be all “remember barm cakes” but what do you call these vehicles?
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Trying out a new nail art technique on my natural nail - a jelly polish pools in the grooves of the sculpting gel and looks darker
Green glass nail art
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Posts I have seen where people are criticising “self-hating English edgelords who are switching from cheering on Norway to cheering on Argentina” = ♾️ People I have seen doing this = 0
Bluesky football is 90% someone imagining
an England hater, tricking themselves into believing that guy exists and then getting mad about it
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
We need you king
Jovan Owosu-Nepaul
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
This Nike dress they have everyone in at Wimbledon is the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen
A foul Nike tennis dress that has a window at the small of your back for no reason and a split at the side of the skirt
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I know that’s right Greta, we’re woke as hell together 💪🏻
11:43日
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Your Results
95% Woke
5% Chud
27%
73% Neo-
Techbro Luddite
33%
Hopepilled
67%
Doomer
81% Davos
19% Dubai
YOUR CLOSEST MATCH:
Greta
Thunberg
britmonkey.com
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Pickle coke
A metal beaker, can of cherry float coke, two enormous ice cubes with pickle slices frozen inside
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