Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Isitjustmeeee or does this reek of contempt for older women orrrrrr 100
Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 13/10/2026This is her car with the Union Jack sunstrip - worst people in the world 120
Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Although I’m not sure how to respond to the clearly scripted “you look lovely today” when I’m wearing this 250
Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Loads of people went to view my profile after seeing my comment and this man decided to leave possibly the unfunniest comment of all time??? 110
Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Me when a replacement costs £3 and now the voice control works which it didn’t before, plug me in baby 010
Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Me when something electronic breaks and I realise my entire lifestyle depends on tech I do not know how to make or repair 130
Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026If Ed Sheeran was a normie he’d have Slava Ukraini in his bio and refer to the Gaza protests as “weekly hate marches” and also be unable to explain qwhite what motivates his two different stances 070
Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026This is why personalised number plates are a bad idea - when my neighbour bought this one, CSAM wasn’t a well-known term 020
Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Driving my mum about because her car is having some work done and she’s told she’ll have to walk out of this shop because they’re playing Sexyback really loud and “the beat is annoying her” 110
Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Iced coffee with homemade blackberry syrup and you know what it’s delicious 060
Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Finished the syrup I was picking blackberries for! I am about to mog so hard at the village church harvest fayre 😊 3174
Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026The way this shit starts is astonishing - “battling a perception” then goes on to explain it’s actually a researched fact women don’t like reform 0133
Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Almost Immobile Horses “This character’s unique trait is: Woman” - the classic Marvel setup, more than one woman and men think it’s a chick flick 120
Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026No offence to Snooker Ken/Lady Di/Torvill and Dean here, but NO ONE is allowed to beat Ding Junhui 140
Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Why is Ali G trying to make a comeback when he’s already been reincarnated 250
Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Was going to quote some man actually managing to use Mladic’s death as a way to talk about Jeremy Corbyn (in 2026!), then I remembered I look like this and he’ll only get a thrill out of me bullying him 080
Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Beetroot’s ability to stain a white T-shirt when you’re: 1111
Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Flogging a joke to death and then beyond? It’s definitely someone on Bluesky 200
Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 17/08/2026ITV are live-streaming a funeral - very normal, but the streaming company is called “Buffoon Media”?? Does it mean something else in Welsh? 020
Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 14/08/2026There’s a TikTok trend for ‘telling’ ChatGPT you’re uninstalling it, because it replies with a personalised summary of what you’ve been asking it - every single one I’ve seen is so banal and pathetic it makes me despair 100
Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Put my sunglasses over my phone and pointed it over my shoulder and this is all I managed 150
Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I’m just going to squint a bit as I look at it, reckon I’ll be fine 030
Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 11/08/2026The section of Bluesky that posts about “dodgy Turkish barbershops” 191
Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I don’t mind if you agree with my opinions because I’m good looking, as long as you do agree 280
Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Also if any teachers want a great example for “the letter of the law, not the spirit” here’s them offering a way for their Norfolk customers to see them in person, just pop to Hartlepool! 110
Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 30/07/202612 days before they even come out and look at a burst main, meanwhile they’re emailing us all every five minutes about Why not sing a song to yourself to time your shorter showers?! 152
Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Here you go - a post about Jared Leto, immediately followed by a rape joke 6187
Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Robert Pattinson IS Pheidippides, Zendaya is Some Woman Pheidippides Runs Past In Theatres summer 2030 “We’re doing….long distance” 040
Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 21/07/2026She said I looked very nice too, real baddies never retire 180
Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Not to be all “remember barm cakes” but what do you call these vehicles? 200
Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Trying out a new nail art technique on my natural nail - a jelly polish pools in the grooves of the sculpting gel and looks darker 140
Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Posts I have seen where people are criticising “self-hating English edgelords who are switching from cheering on Norway to cheering on Argentina” = ♾️ People I have seen doing this = 0 130
Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 02/07/2026This Nike dress they have everyone in at Wimbledon is the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen 120
Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I know that’s right Greta, we’re woke as hell together 💪🏻 130