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Nothing Americans say about our food bothers me since I read that 1 in 6 of them gets food poisoning annually. 1 in 6! They do be shitting

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 11h

If I had to do a recipe from memory they’d be getting jam on toast #gbbo

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 11h

Welcome to the lifestyle

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 16h

If you started dating someone you met on a social media app would you want to know how recently he was in other women’s DMs?

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 16h

Grown men sitting with their phone and their vape out on the pub table - you’re supposed to be weaned at about a year old!!!

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 16h

“You don’t want a high street entirely composed of vape shops? Er actually it’s classist to dislike my drug addiction!!!”

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 16h

I thought I hated smoking until I hung out with people who vape 😒

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a team of bumblebees @saramchenry.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

the THRILL of being in a non customer-facing part of a business and seeing the internal signage that only employees are supposed to see. I love when they're from corporate with a logo on the bottom, I love when they're handwritten, I LOVE when they're a palimpsest of evolving procedures.

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I used Amazon to buy - wait for it, hear me out - a knockoff Amazon product!!! Praxis!

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I put some peanut butter and white miso paste in my noodles - masterchef when

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I’ve seen the prices you pay for crumble - you wouldn’t even blink at that!

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Did they fall out of your trouser legs as you left?

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Put this on the bank notes, the most British thing I’ve ever seen

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

That place used to do a great Sunday lunch

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Every other man was pretending to be a woman, or a DM menace - every week one of them would get busted, change their avatar to a black circle, post “I’m so sorry” and go locked. It was so great

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

On the one hand it’s too early for a Halloween profile picture, on the other I look really fit in all mine? I’m on the (devil) horns of a dilemma here

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Weather’s clammier than your ex-boyfriend out there

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I think they’re being unfair to Mollie the wheelchair user on GBBO you know. She only dropped her cake because the oven is too low, she can’t see into her mixer bowl and now they leave her two feet below everyone else on the high stools??? Mean

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Got a scab on my lip where I picked the skin too harshly and it’s honestly ruining my life

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

There’s a petrol station/car dealer/garage in town - within sight of a supermarket petrol station - charging 20p a litre more than the average. Wonder what they’re up to 🧐

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I don’t think *anyone* is daft enough to be up to red diesel scams at an RAF base, I have to say

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I call this Family Fortunes humour - try and find the joke 99 people out 100 would make! And they have the nerve to say women aren’t funny

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Loads of people went to view my profile after seeing my comment and this man decided to leave possibly the unfunniest comment of all time???

Stephanie • Creator
They could not care less #norfolk 2025-9-29
Daniel Sketchley
Was this being played over the airwaves by a certain disc jockey on North Norfolk Digital
#ahaaa
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

And I slept through the whole drama 😔

Nearly 21000 people liked my TikTok comment while I was asleep

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Some people are really hiding in plain sight

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I was going to argue back to every single one of them too, but the creator switched off comments

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Posted a negative comment about Tom cruise on a TikTok when I couldn’t sleep, woke up to 96 replies - I thought we had all agreed what a repellent person he is????

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Not to brag but I do NOT have to look up if I mean zenith or nadir

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Hearing soft rain you’re safely sheltered from in a tent or boat - zenith of human experience

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Imagine a government that even attempted to represent the large numbers of normal people who do not think immigration needs to be “dealt with” Or ‘dealt with’ in the sense that it’s a good thing and we need more of it

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

All this City stuff reminds me of when Diana died: “you must be pretending to care about it this much right? You can’t possibly mean it?”

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

No no no no - teaching your palate and brain that you can swill unlimited amounts of incredibly sweet fizzy pop without consequences is actually a very bad thing. Why is all food sickly sweet? To appease the Diet Coke drinkers - hot honey was their latest psyop

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

You ever think about how we let men invent “medical science” and then call vaginal fluid “discharge”? Like wtf? Call it oil and then they might worship it

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Said school was 4 miles from Royston Vaysey too

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

She’s going to love it when I ask her what a scapular is 😏

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Denying the Protestant allegations that come from my own mother - it’s a great bit

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I love it so much when I get onto Irish Bluesky because my mum is catholic but sent us to a CofE primary school because she regarded it as basically nothing and it turns out she was right

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Was it his first year???? That’s amazing

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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026