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Stephen Warren

@stephenwarren.bsky.social
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Hey I’m Steve. I’m a doctor. I teach sports. 2006 “Time” Magazine Person of the Year.

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Stephen Warren @stephenwarren.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not to be that guy, but I’m fairly confident almost anyone could make it across if they were harnessed in, too
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Stephen Warren @stephenwarren.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Had a stay over and basically only got to do the walking podcast tour, but it was great
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Stephen Warren @stephenwarren.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Really enjoying the intended and unintended innuendos in this ep
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Stephen Warren @stephenwarren.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The last one looks like when a lifetime movie has football in it
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Stephen Warren @stephenwarren.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Psh orgs always settle lawsuits for a ton of money instead of clearing their name in court when they’re not culpable
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Stephen Warren @stephenwarren.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ah, @robinjames.bsky.social’ favorite sloppy void itsherfactory.substack.com/p/slop-d…
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Stephen Warren @stephenwarren.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Was just lamenting about this with a colleague. If you need to bet to make sports interesting… maybe you’re just not into sports. It’s okay! Just do something else with your time and money.
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Stephen Warren @stephenwarren.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Go with taskmaster. Doesn’t work as American but great as British.
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
As a professional punter, I’m in absolute awe at the masterclass put on by this Congress. Just punt after punt after punt, it’s like rewatching the 0-16 Lions.
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
news anchors with a sketch of a bathroom intended behind them.  the sketch is basically the male news anchor.  his co-anchor is looking at him suspiciously.
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Stephen Warren @stephenwarren.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“Your toy is going to get chopped up by the lawnmower!” I warn the kids as I continue to push the lawnmower towards the toy without slowing down.
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Stephen Warren @stephenwarren.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It’s not corny it’s explaining how to be punk 🤘
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Stephen Warren @stephenwarren.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Magic the gathering ass jerseys
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Stephen Warren @stephenwarren.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Two score lead seems insurmountable in this game
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Stephen Warren @stephenwarren.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Me at my second conference of the academic year
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Stephen Warren @stephenwarren.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A drinking game where you just look up different over-time econ graphs and take a shot when the trend skews in a bad direction around 1980
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Stephen Warren @stephenwarren.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Ha yup happened to me too
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Stephen Warren @stephenwarren.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The champion of our league last year got an F so congrats on the playoffs
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Stephen Warren @stephenwarren.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
They needed to shit on his hat
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Stephen Warren @stephenwarren.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
That’s what @keithsmithnba.bsky.social thinks!
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Stephen Warren @stephenwarren.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
His sponsors used to be off shore betting sites!
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Stephen Warren @stephenwarren.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
When I was doing regular naninf, that seemed like by far the most common killer
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chorus.fm @chorusfm.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
John Mayer Covers Dolly Parton
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John Mayer Covers Dolly Parton
John Mayer performed a cover of Dolly Parton’s “I Will Always Love You.”
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Stephen Warren @stephenwarren.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Were you at warped tour this weekend also?
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Stephen Warren @stephenwarren.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I’ve been doing this since teaching full time, and I’ve had multiple students thank me for being the first professor to actually email them about it. It’s such a simple thing that really can make a difference for them.
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treykerby @treykerby.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Stephen Warren @stephenwarren.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
What’s been the most detrimental part of gold stake beyond rentals? The faster scaling being too fast?
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Stephen Warren @stephenwarren.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Was there a time in the 2000s where SDE men drove giant Hummers or was that just a fever dream I had?
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Stephen Warren @stephenwarren.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Go ask for dingle gin! Sometimes they’ll ask if you want a double dingle. Oh and it’s decent gin too
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Stephen Warren @stephenwarren.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This is above average defense for him too
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Stephen Warren @stephenwarren.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I was kidding because you’re right, but then I looked up last year’s winner lol
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Stephen Warren @stephenwarren.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Dee Brown then!
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Stephen Warren @stephenwarren.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Isaiah Rider
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Stephen Warren @stephenwarren.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Also, any place with a late night food like that in the US is like, cash only and run by a guy that hates anyone who walks through the door
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Stephen Warren @stephenwarren.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
“Pray for yourself, not to show off. Also, I get mad when you sell stuff in the temple” “Perfect. Televangelists at your service!”
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Stephen Warren @stephenwarren.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
But you must agree on the second verse right?
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Stephen Warren @stephenwarren.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
That’s awesome. I play on iPad so very jealous of any qol stuff. Saturn sounds heavenly
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Stephen Warren @stephenwarren.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Is that a mod that tells the current mult of each joker for the hand?
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Stephen Warren @stephenwarren.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Was more impressed that your fingers still work enough to use a phone
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Stephen Warren @stephenwarren.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Not enough screeching
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Stephen Warren @stephenwarren.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Honestly the pick Cs got now might look even better
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Stephen Warren @stephenwarren.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
He’s been both Scrooge and Ebenezer the whole time cause IT’S HIS NAME
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Stephen Warren @stephenwarren.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Great post! That was fascinating
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Stephen Warren @stephenwarren.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I feel bad that they’ve come to assume something like that.
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Stephen Warren @stephenwarren.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Stephen Warren @stephenwarren.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Friday the 13th movies would be mostly fun. Plus they’re short!
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
hey, remember: don't eat anything and don't breathe
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Stephen Warren @stephenwarren.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Just looked up the bean bug guide and I’m not sure I’m ready for that… think I’ll finish all the gold stakes first 😅
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Stephen Warren @stephenwarren.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
My starter hasn’t been used yet and they pull out that BS? Wordle 1,852 4/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟨⬛⬛🟩🟨 🟩⬛🟨🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Stephen Warren @stephenwarren.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
My parents’ dog got diarrhea late one night when I was the only one up. He had walked around through it for god knows how long before the smell wafted upstairs to me. So you’d maybe have more than just him to clean!
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