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Stephen Tetsu

@stephentetsu.bsky.social
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Three time Titanic survivor Unhealthy fixation on the Sacramento Kings. Healthy supporter of the 49ers. Recovering Oakland A’s fan Translator/Writer/Occassional Actor in Tokyo.

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Stephen Tetsu @stephentetsu.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I don’t want to say that you can tell that the consummate pro long time hangout comedy TV showrunning vet is no longer involved with the show but… you can tell.
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Stephen Tetsu @stephentetsu.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I love that they took sick a huge swing on it instead of just running aback the first film but a byproduct of a swing so huge is that when you miss, it just sorta kills the future. Sucks.
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Stephen Tetsu @stephentetsu.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy 4th of July to those of you who celebrate. The struggle continues.
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Pete Seeger John Brown s body
YouTube video by Kálmán Tóth
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Stephen Tetsu @stephentetsu.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Real God is just a giant ass schlong and balls and anyone who doesn’t agree is a blasphemous heathen
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Stephen Tetsu @stephentetsu.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Didn’t the league suspend him for tampering with Yang Hansen or something?
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Stephen Tetsu @stephentetsu.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
People will actively support a guy threatening to commit genocide on social media and still somehow wonder why I go out of my way to avoid having anything to do with them.
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Stephen Tetsu @stephentetsu.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Feel like them failing to mention they cast Lee freaking Byung-hun until the second to last bullet point is burying the lede to an almost obnoxious degree
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Stephen Tetsu @stephentetsu.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Shrinking, AKA the “give Harrison Ford his goddamn Emmy already” show.
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26 NO - 41% YES - 38% UNSURE - 21%
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Stephen Tetsu @stephentetsu.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Does the FIBA Peace Prize mean nothing anymore???
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Stephen Tetsu @stephentetsu.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I’m probably the first white looking person they’ve ever had walk in here 🤣
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Stephen Tetsu @stephentetsu.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
They’re straight up just playing YouTube videos on their speaker system.
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Stephen Tetsu @stephentetsu.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Went to a Burmese restaurant that my coworkers recommended and the look on the lady’s face when I walked in is something that I will probably remember on my deathbed 😂
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Oliver Darkshire @deathbybadger.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
GALADRIEL (selectively editing the backstory): and three rings were given to the elves, who were barely involved
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Stephen Tetsu @stephentetsu.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Piers Morgan: *throws incredible softball question* Boebert:
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a man is standing next to a black truck with the hood open .
ALT: a man is standing next to a black truck with the hood open .
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Stephen Tetsu @stephentetsu.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
No think smart how get to now place
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Stephen Tetsu @stephentetsu.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
May or may not have googled to see whether Bad Bunny is eligible to run for president as a Puerto Rican
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Stephen Tetsu @stephentetsu.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Watching college sports is a whole different stpry but thankfully that was never really my thing anyways.
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Stephen Tetsu @stephentetsu.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Watching American sports leagues is now somehow infinitely easier and cheaper if you live overseas like me. Each league has its own app that you can watch every single game on for relatively cheap (aside from the NFL but that’s par for the course). Just a weird shift that’s happened since streaming
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Anthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
The thing about the Boston Massacre— the fruits of arbitrary power— was not that the colonists were universally in the right. Things were thrown at the soldiers. But, the presence of a standing army escalated conditions. The use of force that night was not proportional. Citizens died needlessly.
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Stephen Tetsu @stephentetsu.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I mean, LOST in particular probably didn’t need to do 23 episodes a season.
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
The FIFA Peace Prize used to mean something
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Stephen Tetsu @stephentetsu.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
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Darlene Love Sings "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)" | Letterman
YouTube video by Letterman
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Stephen Tetsu @stephentetsu.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Done with Zach Lavine but I’ll survive
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Stephen Tetsu @stephentetsu.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Just watched a guy get nihongo jouzu-ed on the Yamanote line. AMA
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Around 70% of the U.S. economy depends on consumer spending. As wealth concentrates in the richest 10%, the rest of America can’t afford to buy enough to keep the economy running. This is a huge problem — and even America’s most powerful CEOs are starting to sound the alarm.
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Our Economy Is in Danger. Here’s Why
Robert Reich
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Stephen Tetsu @stephentetsu.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Happy Halloween! Side note: If I’m not mistaken, these ghosts were actually named after the 90s/00s Sacramento radio duo/dentist office BGM mainstays.
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Graveyard Song (ft. Jim Carrey) - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
👇👇
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Stephen Tetsu @stephentetsu.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 30/09/2025
Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!
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Stephen Tetsu @stephentetsu.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
I try hard to see the best in people. I really really do. Some days it’s harder to do than others though.
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Stephen Tetsu @stephentetsu.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Nothing scares chuds like craft beer and flannel.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
The greatest minds of the right wing intellectual dark web think tank cannot -- or won't -- distinguish between "comic gets yelled at in comedy club for telling shitty joke about trans people" and "federal government forces corporation to pull comedian off the air for mocking President"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2025
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
NEW YORK—Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. “Shortly after you navigat...
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JoGo @mywitsend.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
The birthday book is clear: there was a cabal of rich, powerful people (mostly men) whose fondest memories with Jeffrey Epstein involved trafficking young girls for sex—trading them like baseball cards—and one of them is the current American president. You’re cool with this or you’re not. That’s it.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Next they'll be rewriting textbooks to say Japanese American internment camps were delightful summer resorts.
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Stephen Tetsu @stephentetsu.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Ah so THAT’s why Agent Orange started his presser an hour late.
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Stephen Tetsu @stephentetsu.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
My son’s default reaction whenever he sees a woman out living in society is to call her slurs and blame her for him living in my basement as a 35-year-old unemployed ‘incel’. Why would Obama do this to America? How do we stop the woke mind virus? I’ll take my answer off the air, Rush.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Me when my wife sees the browser history
Drew Harwell I looked at 90 porn sites to test the new age verification law
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Stephen Tetsu @stephentetsu.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Welp, it finally happened. Some dude at the conbini recognized my Light the Beam shirt. Guess I gotta move now. #tokyo
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Stephen Tetsu @stephentetsu.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Raze the Washington Monument and replace it with a monument to her, I say!
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Stephen Tetsu @stephentetsu.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Not allowing your kids to know national martyr Ashli Babbit (blessed be her holy name) is an even greater win than not kissing your 45/47 poster every night before you go to bed or not baptizing your children in official water straight from the holy springs of Mar A Lago!
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Stephen Tetsu @stephentetsu.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
My jiichan is watching a documentary on the fire bombings of Tokyo, which would sorta be like me watching a documentary on the 2002 western conference finals. (Our degrees of trauma are not the same)
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Stephen Tetsu @stephentetsu.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
The 1800s are back, baby!
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Stephen Tetsu @stephentetsu.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Apple TV turning into the foremost purveyor of quality comedy streaming shows really was not a pivot I saw coming when they started off with like three weird attempts at prestige dramas.
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Stephen Tetsu @stephentetsu.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
If you see this, post Jack Kirby art.
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Stephen Tetsu @stephentetsu.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
The most annoying people on the internet await. Godspeed to your mentions.
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a man wearing glasses and a tie looks serious
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a tie looks serious
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nutti (SHOP IS OPEN) @nuttimeister.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
make it exist
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Stephen Tetsu @stephentetsu.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
If anyone needs me I’ll be mining bananas for the next week or so probably #bananza
Donkey Kong, a goofy ass gorilla in a hard hat and suspenders stands in a dark tunnel. There is a big ass banana gem in the distance.
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