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Stephen Lautens

@stephenlautens.bsky.social
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Writer, communications consultant, legal gadfly, velvet jacket enthusiast. Big believer in the rule of law. Desperately trying to remain optimistic against all the odds. Posts are clearly my own.

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Stephen Lautens @stephenlautens.bsky.social · 15h
And they supported him...
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Dawn Alene @dawnalene.bsky.social · 20h
This speech is a barn burner! Carney is a gifted orator who focuses on unity, while making Albertans feel special, important and proud. 🇨🇦 youtu.be/e5K4ZGFsOtU
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FULL SPEECH | Carney attends Forever Canadian rally in Calgary
YouTube video by CBC News Alberta
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Stephen Lautens @stephenlautens.bsky.social · 17h
By all means. Let Pierre unite us, like he did delivering donuts to Ottawa Convoy trucknuts. #cdnpoli
Pierre Poilievre delivering donuts to Ottawa Convoy trucknuts.
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Stephen Lautens @stephenlautens.bsky.social · 20h
Sounds familiar. #cdnpoli
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Stephen Lautens @stephenlautens.bsky.social · 21h
Viz: globalnews.ca/news/1209127...
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U.S. lenders sue Jeff Rath for $112M, allege he concealed First Nation firing | Globalnews.ca
Two American litigation funders allege the Alberta separatist leader misled them into financing First Nations lawsuits even after his firm had been fired.
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Stephen Lautens @stephenlautens.bsky.social · 21h
Great writing #CBC. 🙄 The description of the actual scheme doesn't appear until after the 20th (!) paragraph. As a former editor, I am horrified. #cdnpoli
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Stephen Lautens @stephenlautens.bsky.social · 21h
"Crooked"? Is this the same Alberta separatist leader Jeffrey Rath accused of making “false, inaccurate, and misleading” representations to keep receiving millions of dollars to finance two First Nations lawsuits against Ottawa, even after his firm had been fired? #JustAskin #ableg #cdnpoli
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Stephen Lautens @stephenlautens.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Weirdos.
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Stephen Lautens @stephenlautens.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Canada - are you listening? #F35 #cdnpoli
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Pat G🇨🇦 🍁🏳️‍🌈🍉 @pguist.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Online activity for the CONservative Party of Canada is down 60% after Ukraine destroys largest Russian data centre. Probably nothing.
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Stephen Lautens @stephenlautens.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I think the most terrifying thing of a botched execution is waking up and realizing you’re not dead but still in Tennessee.
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Jason Markusoff @markusoff.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
An organization barring media from covering “the most important free speech event of the year” is chef’s [redacted]
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Canadian History Ehx @cdnhistoryehx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
On Jan. 1, 1870, public executions in Canada were banned. The last public execution in Canadian history was on Dec. 7, 1869 when Nicholas Melady was put to death at the Huron District Gaol in Goderich, Ontario for the murder of his father and stepmother.
Nicholas Melady in a dark suit and bow tie, eyes lowered, drawn with cross-hatching and a shaded background like a vintage newspaper illustration.
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Stephen Lautens @stephenlautens.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What about when we want to get to "bite me"? #cdnpoli
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Stephen Lautens @stephenlautens.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thank you. Bought in New Orleans...
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Stephen Lautens @stephenlautens.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Back at Victoria College today for a benefactor reception and installation of my friend Steve Paikin as Vic’s new Chancellor.
Stephen Lautens in front of Victoria College “Old Vic”.
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Stephen Lautens @stephenlautens.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Savages.
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Stephen Lautens @stephenlautens.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
With AI they can now ignore you 5X faster.
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Stephen Lautens @stephenlautens.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#ableg
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Stephen Lautens @stephenlautens.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So it turns out they are lying traitors. Colour me shocked. #cdnpoli #ableg
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Stephen Lautens @stephenlautens.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Rogers has now sent me 3 text messages saying I better not waste their time today because a technician is coming. These are the same people who kept me on hold for 90 minutes when I called them and they never picked up. #RogersCustomerService
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Jason Markusoff @markusoff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Stephen Harper has, as we've long awaited, weighed in against Alberta separatism. But man oh man, do I have to strongly quibble with him claiming sentiment was zero when he was PM. Here's a 2014 poll putting belief in separation at 23%, which is where it sits now. nationalpost.com/opinion/step...
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Stephen Lautens @stephenlautens.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Grandpa can't figure out how to turn on his camera for a Zoom meeting of G7 leaders. "It the button in the corner. It looks like a little camera. Bottom corner. No the other one... Now you're on mute. Click the microphone symbol. Oops. He's disconnected himself."
Trump refuses to turn on his camera for a Zoom meeting to discuss the global energy market destabilized by Trump's Iran War.
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Stephen Lautens @stephenlautens.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Make it a confidence motion. I dares ya. #cdnpoli
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pathetic…..
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Stephen Lautens @stephenlautens.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Carney and Liberals hit new long term high. Liberals at 50 percent support, Carney at 62 on preferred PM tracking. #cdnpoli niknanos.substack.com/p/carney-and...
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Carney and Liberals hit new long term high. Liberals at 50 percent support, Carney at 62 on preferred PM tracking.
Latest Nanos weekly federal political tracking
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Max Fawcett @maxfawcett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No matter what happens in the 2026 midterms -- or even the 2028 presidential election -- Canadians will never trust the United States the way it used to. The north remembers. #cdnpoli www.nationalobserver.com/2026/09/29/o...
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America still doesn't understand how deep the rift goes
Memo to our friends (and yes, our enemies) to the south: the problem isn’t just Donald Trump. It’s you
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🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 @teamcanadaforever.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
CBC leaves out important context: Stelco is owned by U.S.-based Cleveland-Cliffs. An American parent is restructuring its Canadian operations while citing American tariffs. The Canadian job losses are real. So is that context. 🔗 www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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Stephen Lautens @stephenlautens.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?" #cdnpoli
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Cheryl in Nova Scotia 🇨🇦🍁🍁 @minibubbly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🤣🤣 Belarus does not have any available volumes of potash fertilizer for supply to Western markets. All of the country’s production has already been sold under contract. todaypress.tv/en/world/luk...
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Lukashenko turns to the West: “We don’t have even a single ton of goods to sell” — TodayPress.tv
Belarus does not have any available volumes of potash fertilizer for supply to Western markets. All of the country’s production has already been sold under contract. TodayPress TV
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Dan Nexon @dhnexon.net · 18/09/2026
Step 1: Slip Trump a copy of the 1951 Defense Agreement, but with the name changed. Step 2: Describe it in the most favorable light possible, since he won't read it anyway. Step 3: Trump goes on "Truth Social" and proclaims himself a genius negotiator.
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Stephen Lautens @stephenlautens.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Piquant!
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Stephen Lautens @stephenlautens.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
And some of our buildings are over 5 stories high!
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Stephen Lautens @stephenlautens.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Probably.
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Stephen Lautens @stephenlautens.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I once asked for vinegar for my fries in Florida. They brought out the jug they used to wash the windows, put it on the table, and the restaurant staff gathered around to see what I was going to do with it.
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Stephen Lautens @stephenlautens.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m a member of the Order of Good Cheer!
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Stephen Lautens @stephenlautens.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We all have that one friend who always makes everything about themselves. #cdnpoli
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Stephen Lautens @stephenlautens.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
One of Canada's advantages is that we know a lot about the US. We follow their news and politics, get their TV channels, travel there. But Americans know nothing about us. They don't understand our politics, history or values. They constantly misjudge us, but we understand them completely. #cdnpoli
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Stephen Lautens @stephenlautens.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Trump and Poilievre take note. #cdnpoli
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Stephen Lautens @stephenlautens.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Let's see. AI is embedded in our power grid, water supply systems, and the US military command and control. Aside from that... #SkyNet
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Stephen Lautens @stephenlautens.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
When are we going to start addressing real problems, like Bigfoot?
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Stephen Lautens @stephenlautens.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Another bizarre AdF politician who fled Communist East Germany and now somehow loves Russia.
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Gerald Butts @gmbutts.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Believe me when I tell you Mark Carney writes his own speeches. Today’s was a rhetorical work of art.
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Stephen Lautens @stephenlautens.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Okay - this made me snort...
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Stephen Lautens @stephenlautens.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"So, what makes you think you would be a good fit for the FBI?"
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Stephen Lautens @stephenlautens.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I guess no Canadian aluminum for their F-35s and no Canadian toilet paper for the Pentagon... #cdnpoli
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Stephen Lautens @stephenlautens.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Unless AI kills us all.
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Stephen Lautens @stephenlautens.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It seems like the 21st Century may belong to us too. #cdnpoli
Sir Wilfrid Laurier quote: "The twentieth century belongs to Canada."
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