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@shilpa.bsky.social
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Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
why is this museum giving a little bit of alexis
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Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
do you think gen alpha will look at pebble dash as a beautiful period feature and lament their awful parents for not having any class and removing them
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Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Hello! Any chance anyone in London has a drum kit that could be borrowed next weekend for a gig in the Streatham Hill/Brixton area? There’s been a last minute change of plan to a gig that requires drums
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Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
top tip for any fascists: similar to post halloween, currently all of your favourite merch is available on discount right now in all good supermarkets. going to patriotically beat up my wife tonight on a discount!
england flag inflatable hammer
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Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
had to ask boyfriend whether the next game would potentially be against france because it would be beautiful to beat norway and then get killed by france as a poetic homage to 1066
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 11/07/2026
we are deep into provincial France and the table next to us are bellowing "you can shove your longboats up your arse"
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Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
at the beginning of the match my partner said “they’re doing a minutes silence for ann widdecombe” and i 100% believed him
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Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
tuchel’s post match interview rn is so indian dad coded it’s unreal “oh ok you got an a? where’s the a*? next doors kid got in to oxford 3 years early. you piece of shit”
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Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
ai is astrology for men
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Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
have they ai generated kemi in to a shop
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Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
basically just quite miffed about my pub experience this eve. in an irish pub in dalston which was majority white. a woman sat down next to me and then gestured to me to scoot, while elbowing me further to bring more people
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Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
it feels homophobic for north london to be shut down with straight pride on today, the eve of london pride month. the victoria line is the most chaotic mix of gays going south to hoopla and straights going north to the arsenal parade. @london.gov.uk you should do something uncle
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Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
i see yer da is back online
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Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
the ai model this company is using for their ads has trained their data on paddy ashdown
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Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
my favourite revelation of this specific polling day is seeing random faces i know from politics and the media but haven’t really paid attention to in a few years and realised just how much mounjaro they’ve been downing in the last year. no like fair play to you but also its low key a bit bait
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Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I am doing research and looking to speak to people with personal experience of the following: - pre nups - deed of trusts - cohabitation - getting in to a relationship after a divorce If this sounds like you then please please drop me a DM as I would love to have a confidential conversation!
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Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
rishi sunak feels so ai generated. like he’s so dead behind the eyes i saw a video of him just now and assumed it was a deepfake but then realised i haven’t seen him in a while and he just looks like that
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Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
i’ve had a 10/10 day in lincolnshire
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Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
the indian/diaspora divide currently most well summed up by the dominant media in our feeds: india is deep in dhurandhar 2, a toxic male propaganda film. south asian diaspora shouting about bait, a nuanced satire on film with moving storytelling about racism.
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Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
there cumin my curry
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Tyler McBrien @tylermcbrien.com · 10/03/2026
The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."
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Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
a little bit of observational content gor you this morning: i feel like whole meal farmhouse bread has died a death? who remembers wholemeal farmhouse. the sourdough sun comes and infests our proud british bread aisle
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Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
always find the local angle
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Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
ah lads i teared up at this
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Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
there’s an entire genre of rishi sunak ai slop for indian immigrants you’re all missing out on
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Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
is anyone else’s cat absolutely feral for protein shakes
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Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
don’t worry india has a….certain skill….in making bill gates attend events he has not in the room for. or even, aware is happening.
insanely bad green screen image of bill gates in the bollywood film half girlfriend. look it up on youtube it’s insanely bad
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Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
i’ve been saying from the start that a king charles praying with the pope was going to lead us to disaster
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Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
a good bosh guy and evil bosh guy suggests a lib dem bosh guy: he shouts bosh after eating food by ukrainian refugees and then immediately agrees to benefit sanctions
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Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
if i buy 500 communion wafers does anyone have any recipe ideas for what i can make with 499 communion wafers
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Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
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Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
“this is my marry me chicken. these are my cuddle me lentils” ok thanks here’s a portion of my haemorrhoid inducing beef
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Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
i don’t let my cat out on days it rains because he brings muddy prints home and i need you to know that he hasn’t gone out once in 2026. can you imagine how insane he’s getting yelling at rain through the window every day
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Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
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Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
grow up
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Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
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Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
has no one actually checked the epstein files? if i was a tory i would wind my neck in on mandelson so that all the boris and farage stuff doesn’t get the exposure it should have
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
The way Chris pincher has been basically been erased from boris downfall is really instructive in Westminster culture and how these people get away with it
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Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
enjoying nick clegg’s mention in the epstein files
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Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
why was jeffrey epstein subscribed to zee tv
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Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
ok this screenshot is amazing but also - is it not mental that with all of the nonces named in the epstein files it’s just peter mandelson being prosecuted and it’s not for nonce crimes??? has nonce britain decided to just offer amnesty to all nonces
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Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
i just found out a yumnut is made from croissant dough. meaning all of those viral cross nut things were just overpriced yumnuts. thank you for reading this
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Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
unpopular opinion but i think people who complain about portion sizes in restaurants may be eating too much
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Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
after years of tiktok i’ve never actually seen teens film a tiktok dance in public. until today. i finally got my chance to appear in the background of a tiktok dance and do a professional indian dancer solo in the backdrop, and disappear on to a bus. the teens have no idea what just happened.
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Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
waiting for equipment at the gym and informed the guy using it. guy goes in to his pocket and takes out a stack of receipts??? i know today’s the self assessment deadline babe but if you haven’t finished it yet then maybe? don’t go to the gym?
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Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
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Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
i see your boyfriend just sent a cartoon on whatsapp of tories fleeing a sinking ship and reform shouting stop the boats
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Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
shout out to kavya kaushik, the journalist who reports on gold investment bonds at the independent, for now forever being tied to my independent byline page and therefore now being journalist on both gold investment and also justin bieber’s willy
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Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
oh you’re vegetarian? do you eat ass? do you swallow? sorry you’re cancelled might as well eat shark now
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