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Professor Stephen Hawkwind

@stephenhawkwind.bsky.social
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If I don't bowl, the terrorists have won.

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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Behind every great man etc.
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Have to admire Davies stones, here. Gets to hype something that'll never happen, go on about how brilliant it would've been, without ever having to deliver.
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The difference between writing for minorities, and writing against bigots.
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You know what, given his youth and vigour, I actually don't believe Shatner is bald anymore.
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's all well and good getting an actor like John Hurt for the role, but to not give him any of the nuance and depth of Susan's subplot - his total supplication to FATE, his embrace of fascism out of a desire for human connection and to repress his latent homosexual urges - is a waste of his time.
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's absolutely bankrupt scriptwriting to change his name from Susan to Sutler. The scriptwriter thinking they were being bloody clever in a 'ey, ey, geddit?' kind of way.
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Interesting that it and the next World War II story both use blatant metaphors for sex and sexuality. Ace swims and the Doctor dances.
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Let's face it, nobody higher up the chain gave a shit so long as the characters weren't mainlining heroin or anything.
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What is weird is the lack of geography to it all. Everywhere seems to be within 10 seconds of everywhere else. Like, the Doctor to get from a military base to a church to a beach quick as you like.
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
sing: I've a voice for print. drive: Professional pedestrian. write: Well, you're reading this, aren't you? guitar: Can chuck out a few bass chords. speaking: Lady of the House.
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
cooking: I've cooked meals that melted in your mouth. Then I discovered defrosting. whistle: Conversationally. draw: Used for cutlery. paint: Just started Worrammah. swim: Not for decades, but it's just like riding a bike. english: And proud! dance: Like a Jackson Pollock.
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A grand time had by all, in a basement in Hammersmith.
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Phil Wang is the new Doctor Who.
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ich Bin Ein Thinner!
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'd genuinely like to know what their thoughts were on the future at the time of the Search for Spock - was Excelsior planned to succeed Enterprise, or was it being shown to be a bit crap (unfairly, due to Scotty's sabotage) felt to be too undermining for our new leading lady?
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Interesting to note that the DC Comics line released between 1984 and 1986 had Kirk take command of the Excelsior after the events of Search for Spock. They then had to contrive a way for the crew to become renegades and Spock to lose his memory again, to fit in with the start of Voyage Home.
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not, as it often seems, celebrities talking around what they learnt about being a stay-at-home dad during lockdown, with a book deal already signed before the first episode launches.
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The best podcasts have always been when it's a couple of disorganised mates, around a microphone, talking about a subject they like but aren't necessarily experts in.
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Think that's an REM song.
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Quite literally, litter bugs.
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tonight, I've eaten a giant bag of Monster Munch and watched a documentary on Edward Albee. What's your excuse?
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Always been mesmerised by this Navigation Guild acolyte, who has picked the most inopportune moment to do the hoovering.
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's a bit of a challenge. The first hundred-odd pages are some fairly plodding texts about espionage and counter-espionage, history lessons and trade negotiations. It picks up as the Harkonens smash shit up, and then the Atreides counter-revolution seems to happen off-screen.
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lynch's Dune is not a good film, but it is a great film. Certainly check out the Smershpod episode on it with Paul Litchfield.
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hope I look as cool at 75 as Link Wray did.
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Like Bones says in a later film, turning certain death into a fighting chance to live.
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"I know now why you cry"
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's Andy Burnham! He wears a t-shirt and likes Morrissey!
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Someone said recently that the film's problem was that it had too many preview screenings, so all the fans who could've bolstered ticket sales on the opening weekend had already seen it.
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Matt Beany @mattsawyer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
TWO spare tickets now!
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That's how I took it. DWM got to be for the sneery, 'woke up at 3am with my head on a sink' type fans. DWA was for kids who actually enjoyed the programme.
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well, the magazine wasn't, anyway.
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
On a positive note, GifGlobe has had an overhaul and my favourite reaction gif is back.
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When you call the emergency terrorist hotline but it's after 5pm.
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Captain Picard has a brass neck. He should've been sat in that ready room, drinking wine and reading Molière.
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
youtu.be/eUDcTLaWJuo?...
youtu.be
ZZ Top - Legs (Official Music Video) [HD Remaster]
YouTube video by RHINO
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cropredy still remains the best value for money, music festival-wise. Seen at least one former Doctor Who there.
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Coming down the stairs like Douglas Bader, right now.
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My back has gone.
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The lads love a good piatza. Mad on it.
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm just going to let it all slide into the red then fake my own death.
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sulu looks dope as fuck in his leather cape. Chekov obviously feels foolish for turning up to a rescue mission dressed like a 19th Century pageboy, as he swaps to a black t-shirt during their flight to Genesis.
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Update: Managed to find all three on an obscure torrenting service. So my collection is now complete.
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Like every soldier I've ever met, Yates and Benton have no clue how to dress in mufti and look wrong in anything other than fatigues.
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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