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Professor Stephen Hawkwind

@stephenhawkwind.bsky.social
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If I don't bowl, the terrorists have won.

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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You know what, given his youth and vigour, I actually don't believe Shatner is bald anymore.
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
cooking: I've cooked meals that melted in your mouth. Then I discovered defrosting. whistle: Conversationally. draw: Used for cutlery. paint: Just started Worrammah. swim: Not for decades, but it's just like riding a bike. english: And proud! dance: Like a Jackson Pollock.
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A grand time had by all, in a basement in Hammersmith.
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Phil Wang is the new Doctor Who.
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tonight, I've eaten a giant bag of Monster Munch and watched a documentary on Edward Albee. What's your excuse?
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hope I look as cool at 75 as Link Wray did.
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"I know now why you cry"
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Matt Beany @mattsawyer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
TWO spare tickets now!
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
On a positive note, GifGlobe has had an overhaul and my favourite reaction gif is back.
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When you call the emergency terrorist hotline but it's after 5pm.
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My back has gone.
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm just going to let it all slide into the red then fake my own death.
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Update: Managed to find all three on an obscure torrenting service. So my collection is now complete.
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Am just THREE live albums away from having a complete collection of The Damned live. Just a pity I can find only one copy of one, and it's going for £90 on CD.
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Something different from the usual pigeons, crows and parakeets I get in the garden.
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me: Can we have What We Do In the Shadows? Mum: We have What We Do In the Shadows at Home. What We Do in the Shadows at Home: youtu.be/W-1S9orIgK4?...
youtu.be
The Reluctant Vampire | Official Trailer - BBC
YouTube video by BBC Trailers
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"How's Adam Clayton?"
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Explain this - how does my mother somehow forget where she is in a television series she's watching on Netflix? It remembers where you are for you! She's been fast-forwarding through episodes for the last hour, at maximum volume, and I've heard the closing theme to The Walking Dead ten times.
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sort of wish I hadn't got curious and downloaded my Bumble data.
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Surprisingly, not a twee detective novel from BookTok.
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is the kind of function I like AI for. Only ever seen these photos in grainy scans, but a few minutes on ChatGPT cleaned them up rather nicely.
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Been rereading the Stainless Steel Rat series recently, but disappointed with the cover art on Kindle. Tracked down these blurry, tiny covers for each - no idea where from - and repaired with AI. Now looking much smarter on my Kindle.
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Can I party or what?
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Professor McGonagall
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Graham Ward @grahamward.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Toby Lives
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Things I was afraid of as a child: The singing birds in the Jimbo and the Jet-Set opening My Year 2 teacher Mrs Edwards The Tree Man My dad's book on The Elephant Man 'Old Town' by Phil Lynott
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
9/11 was a national tragedy. youtu.be/fKSRnxNpqag?...
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Norm Macdonald 9/11 Joke Compilation
YouTube video by Matinee Studios
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Same energy:
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
DiCaprio needs to lay off the hamburgers.
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
post a picture of you from another era
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Now I just need to paint the bastards.
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Quite a trying day. Woke up this morning to find a cat I'd never seen before sat on me.
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Of course he fucking did.
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Today's cosmic-powered purchases.
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Just seen that remake of Doctor in Distress. Embarassing.
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 acts you have seen live: Alice Cooper Blondie Iggy Pop Buzzcocks Manic Street Preachers Stiff Little Fingers The Damned Billy Idol The Sisters of Mercy Madness
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This is how the film should've gone.
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Amaranth Beatties.
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Jack Kirby looked like a total Fuck Machine.
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
She wasn't just a big pair of tits.
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Dolly Parton
ALT: Dolly Parton
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Feeling quite butch today.
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🎃 Smersh Pod 🎃 @smershpod.com · 24/08/2026
ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK with Jim Maxwell shows.acast.com/smershpod/ep...
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ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK with Jim Maxwell | Smersh Pod
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Gorillas in the Mist and Planet of the Apes would make a great double feature. The duality of monkey-kind.
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
So glad the weather is turning. I don't look right in shorts.
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
For reasons so far unexplained, tomatoes are growing in our front garden flower bed.
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Professor Stephen Hawkwind @stephenhawkwind.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Can guarantee the person who compiled this list is also the type of person who cuts Nigel Slater recipes out of the Observer and keeps them in a fucking folder.
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Martin Fitzgerald @4hundredblows.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The first 5 star review for my Edinburgh show. I can come home now. Full review here - www.scottishfield.co.uk/culture/edin...
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